Sabtu, 20 Maret 2010

SECRET DILDOS

This is a cute cartoon. It was sent quite a while back by Gordon Lester who is from the UK but now works in Jakarta as a consultant.

Hmm...I'm always suspicious about people who call themselves consultants without any vocation qualifier. There are building consultants, educational consultants, and even sex consultants like yours truly (LOL!) but somehow consultant alone sound very iffy.

Anyway, the reason I dug this up from my photo stocks was because a girlfriend of mine was telling me how she masturbates regularly. Well, nothing out of the ordinary except for the small detail of her doing it while her fiance is around, sometimes even sleeping beside her!

Okay, two things bugged me about this.

#1 - She is doing it while there is clearly the real deal next to her. (I confirmed that she didn't have sex earlier with him and that he does perform reasonably well and neither was he tired from work.

#2 - She is already doing this now - and they are not even married? Can you imagine what it will be like for them - 15, 20 years down the road, with kids and mortgages to pay?

Being the straight-forward gal that I can sometimes be, I sounded her out on my observations. On both counts, she didn't exactly know how to answer me, which to me is an answer in itself. She admits loving sex though! Duh!

They have been cohabiting for four years and their sexual frequency - once a week! Imagine - no children and yet? Granted not everyone is tuned in to sex, I asked how their relationship was in other areas.

"So, so" she reports.

Unless they sort out the sexual aspects of their relationship, I'm willing to go out on a limb here to say that it is not going to last. But that is just me. Get fucking already will you!

Missus Singapore out!

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