Kamis, 25 Maret 2010

CONFESSION OR CELEBRATION?

Thanks Kyle for the e-book and the jokes you sent in. I really appreciate your kind words and sure, if you are ever in these parts, let Missus Singapore pamper you!

I hope you'll enjoy this because I certainly had a good laugh.

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?" responded the priest.

"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"

I suppose when age catches up, there will come a time when you will take anything that comes your way. I guess it is really more challenging for men then it is for women once we're old. They have to get blood where it matters - which isn't always an easy thing to do when your circulation is not working at optimum. For women, it's always going to be a lot easier but where men need a boost in circulation, we too need a boost of sorts - lubrication.

Missus Singapore out!

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