Kamis, 11 Maret 2010

HOW BORING CAN IT GET?

When I saw this cartoon, it reminded me of this guy Richard whom I knew like eons ago. Anyway, it was our first time having sex with each other so understandably there was the element of excitement and anticipation hovering.

Sadly, he was not the one to go down on a woman. So that didn't put him in my good books. Then, he was really puny - I mean really! That got me all disappointed. I'd probably have more fun with a pencil. You get the idea.

And then the bummer! I didn't even know he was in me at one point. The phone rang and it was my girlfriend on the other side. Can you believe that I actually wanted to continue talking to her? I mean a gossip over sex? It was weird.

He was grunting like a hog and she could hear it from the other side. Even asked if he was any good which I told her was obvious since I insisted on carrying on our conversation.

So when he was coming, I said the same exact thing as in the cartoon. I was hoping that at least after all the disappointment he would shower me with a big load!

Yet again, the fool gave one jerk and one drop followed! There was more sweat on his body! Possibly the worse fuck ever and to make matters worse still, he had an ego the size of Jupiter. Hell, I'm embarrassed to even think about it.

Missus Singapore out!

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