Senin, 29 Maret 2010

IF NOT FOR EGOS

It's just my observation but by and large (not always), I've noticed that the size of a man's ego is somewhat indirectly proportional to the size of his dick.

I knew this young fellow sometime back, skinny young chap who tries to hide his lack of body mass with muscles (you know the type). These are the ones who foolishly think muscles equals masculinity!

Well, he failed terribly to put up a sense of machismo and was yet so certain that his perceived prowess in bed can satisfy any woman. Who does he think he is trying to fool?

I simply loved to pretend to play up to his whims and fancies knowing full well that he wouldn't be able to excite a bee hive as hard as he humped it.

The thing about some men is that they get so suckered into believing that they are great in bed once you say so. Yeah, we do it to hopefully give them a boost to fuck us better and harder. I have quite a good gauge of this and all my life, I've only really had four guys who could really fuck and rock my world - thankfully I snagged one of them!

For a species who thrives on porn, you would have thought that men might have picked up a tip or two about how to do it right. Granted porn is all staged and we don't get to see the multiple takes they make but by George, there are some things you just can't miss.

If your tool is tiny, then you might have problems but you can take the time to learn how to work around it.

This guy claims he has a big head but I rate it average at most. His ex was less kinder. But what really baffles me is he calling his tool big when its really as short as they come. As such, without the right skills, you just ain't gonna do it for most women.

The bummer - he cums ultra quick! Lots of grunts, "Oh shit! I'm coming! Oh Shit!" and well Oh Shit - what a disappointment for me - Oh Shit!

This guy has a girlfriend whom I don't care about really. If he chooses to screw around, why should I feel guilty. Hell, if someone succeeds in screwing my hubby than there is no one to blame but him and perhaps me to a certain extent for not addressing his needs. Of course I'll bite off his balls later but that's another story.

The problem with men like this is that they are never going to succeed in any relationship if they insist on thinking too highly of themselves and treating women with disdain and lack of respect.

I just get off watching an egotistical bastard squirm in agony once I drain every last ounce of his cock juice. Obviously he is not as smart as he would like to think because otherwise he would know that dealing with a cougar is nothing like dealing with a sweet young floozy he calls his girlfriend - the same one he deceives to death when he makes his late-night sojourns over.

This post stemmed from another email, actually several, from older women talking about younger men. The cougar concept is actually not a new one to them, a few having screwed younger men since the late 90s. But many of them have also expressed tiredness at their high egos which unfortunately does not come with great skill in bed.

One woman wrote: "If he could fuck well, I would probably not mind his ego. But I am certainly not gonna stand for it if he can't take his time or even know how to satisfy me after several meetings. Young men are nice to look at, good for a few runs and then, poof, they just lose it all together."

Another remarks: "It's all the hype that has boosted their egos. But trust me (I can't believe I am saying this) - I'm beginning to appreciate the older man (>35 years old) more. He takes his time, knows what to do and where to touch you and best of all - can hold an intelligent conversation without talking about what they have achieved. Young men - best to play with them then throw them out. They are only good for awhile unless they get their acts together. But groom a young man right and he can be a real catch."

I may not necessarily share all their sentiments but I will say this - Young men in general have a long way to go before they can get a star in bed from me. They make too many claims without substantial evidence. Humility and treating a woman right - have and do this and you'll find yourself a regular spot on many a (older and younger) woman's bed - mine included.

Missus Singapore out!

0 komentar:

Posting Komentar