So my hubby and I rushed to find her all bandaged up in the head. It was rather nasty and she required 5 stitches. Her T-shirt was all bloodied and they had to shave off the hair around where the wound was to stitch her up.
She was a little shaken up but otherwise conscious and responsive. Thankfully, her head X-rays showed nothing serious and she was told she didn't need to be warded. After waiting for what seemed like a lifetime for her medication, we decided to take her back to our place since she didn't have anyone to keep an eye on her.
So while we sat down to talk about the incident, she told me what happened. I didn't know whether to laugh or hit her on the head where it hurt most.
Apparently, she had come home and was rushing to answer her ringing phone. So she didn't have time (or the sense) to actually switch on the lights. Still in her high-heels, she stepped on something and went flying legs up into the air, hitting her head against the edge of her coffee table in the process.
When she staggered to switch on the lights, besides the blood oozing down her face and on the floor, she discovered the object that caused it all - her 10-inch dildo!
My first question - What the fuck was her dildo doing on the floor? Questions of hygiene followed and I thought she had a closet for her toys!
According to her, she was napping on the sofa that afternoon and decided to get herself off before. She said she had a big cum. It left her stoned to the point that she woke up with little time to spare before her appointment.
Lessons to learn:
1. Never enter a dark room with heels on.
2. If your cums are big, never get off if you have something or somewhere to go a little later. Cum if you know you can sleep through thereafter.
3. Never, I mean never leave dildos on the floor unless you don't intend to use them ever again.
Missus Singapore out!
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