So Adam took her by the hand and led her to a nearby tree and showed her a hole in the tree trunk, just about the right height for Adam to thrust his desires away.
Smiling, Eve said "Well now you don't have to have sex with the tree because I've got a hole too! So why don't you put it in me? Adam like?"
"Adam like, Adam like!" He replied.
She lay down on her back and opened her legs as wide as they would go.
Adam, excited by his impending moment of passion, took several steps back.
"Come on, big boy!" said Eve.
Adam ran towards Eve and kicked her between the legs as hard as he could!
"What was that for?" asked Eve.
"Oh, Adam must check for squirrels first."
Thanks for this Montray from India.
Missus Singapore out!
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