Sabtu, 15 Mei 2010

DESSERT OR DICK?

I was attending a press event the other day and was pleased to be attended to by a very handsome and strappy young man. Apparently he was the PR person - males are not commonly found in the job here - who was in charge of the woman's beauty product.

I found him most pleasant but then was a little uncomfortable when his conversation swing from the products spotlighted to how sexy and hot I looked! Don't get me wrong, I will lap up any kind of compliment from men but there was always a proper forum and place for that. Anywhere else and I'd probably have his dick in my hand before you can say George Washington but this was different.

So I decided to ignore his come-ons but my 'high levels of professionalism' soon fell on its face when I was faced with another challenge. It fell like a brick. I gave in. It was the dessert spread!

It was the most amazing spread I had ever seen - I mean ever. Chocolate desserts Charlie could only dream of and a variety of sweet pastries you only see in a pastry shoppe.

Suddenly Marcus, the PR guy, was farthest from my mind - but so too was the reason why I was there. Needless to say I had to call him later to find out what I should have otherwise absorbed from the event.

I'm not sure why but women are suckers for dessert. Dick or dessert - that's a hard one to decide for me. Indulgence in desserts is a sin bigger than casual sex but it doesn't look like its gonna change anytime soon. Perhaps another reason why many women tend to swoon when meeting up with a pastry chef or any type of chef for that matter.

So if you want a job that really draws the women to you like flies to icing - the job to shoot for is a sweet and pastry chef. The perfect thing for women like me - we no longer have to decide between desserts and dick any more because we will get both!

Missus Singapore out!

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