BUTT STUCK

It's hailed as a life-saver in engineering. Mechanics swear by it. At home it's great for keeping door hinges squeak-free. You might even have used it to dislodge a tight ring from your finger. Ahh, the benefits and joys of lubricants.

As as this cartoon demonstrates, it may also make a big difference when you want to inject a little butt action into your mundane bedroom antics.

I read about this couple who had to call the doctor in for that very problem. The man was on Viagra and it just couldn't come out. I'm just confused as to how that was possible. But apparently, a bit of Vaseline and some gentle rocking did the trick!

Moral of the story - Take lessons from porn at your own peril! What you don't see (i.e. women lubricating themselves) doesn't mean that they don't grease themselves up really good off camera.

Missus Singapore out!