OUT WITH IT!

My dear MS readers, thanks for all your confessions. Here are two more interesting ones.

Confession 1:

"There is this sports personality on television who is quite popular. I recently read that she had been engaged to marry a foreign-born guy. When I saw his picture, I was shocked because I had only two nights before, had sex with him. Apparently, they were engaged sometime back so its obvious he has been unfaithful.

Besides myself, he also slept with another girl I know from the pub he frequents. The best part is he was quoted as saying how he never visits a pub without his 'other half'! My verdict? She can have him cos he is not worth much in bed!"

Amanda G, Singapore

Confession 2:

"For some reason, my girlfriend's mother can't stand me. She is really uptight anyway. One day, I ran by their house, promising to drop off some DVDs that I had borrowed from my girlfriend.

As I was about to place it on the side of the front door, movement through a glass panel in the door inside caught my attention. It was my girlfriend's mother giving head to another man - and it was not her husband. Seeing this as an opportunity, I gently knocked on the door to indicate that I had somethings to drop off.

I left immediately but making sure she saw me look at the unknown man. These days, I no longer have any problems with her. In fact, she has really been extremely nice to me. My girlfriend is pleased but is always wondering why?"

Walk-man Joe, Syracuse, US

Missus Singapore out!