CORK TALES

This one was sent in by Diane from Switzerland. Thanks so much Diane and for the photos of you and your extremely large garden. Over here, gardens that size are called parks!

Here goes.

Jim was in the locker room last week and saw something really strange. There was this guy walking around with a cork in his ass. Now, usually Jim is the sort to keep things to himself but this time around, he just couldn't let this go.

So, he walked over and asked the man, "Excuse me that cork in your ass looks really uncomfortable, I was wondering why it's there."

Jim wasn't sure what his reaction would be but the man was surprisingly very nice and understanding.

He replied, "While I was on vacation last week I found a bottle on the beach ... I picked it up and after rubbing the sand off of it a genie came out and said I'm really tired I'll grant you only one wish.... I was really surprised and said NO SHIT!"