FOURSOME FAQ

I received quite a few emails asking for more details about the Halloween foursome I had last week. To clarify matters and make it easier for everyone, I've convenient devised an FAQ so that I don't have to answer the same questions over and over again.

1. How many people were there?

MS: Hullo? Foursome? Let me qualify - me and three others, all guys.

2. Did you all dress up in costume?
MS: No. Whatever for especially since we would have torn it off eventually.

3. Did they make you come?
MS: One guy did, but I only came once.

4. Did the guys come and where?
MS: If I remember correctly, they all did so twice, each time on my face.

5. How many times have you had group sex?
MS: I've had it starting from 1992, so don't expect me to count how many times I've had it.

6. Did you enjoy it?
MS: Yes, except for the guy that kept banging me while I was trying to suck on another. Rule of thumb: In a threesome or foursome or whatever combination, be mindful that the woman has to handle more than one guy at a time. Use some common sense and show that you have more grey matter up there than a four year old.

7. Did you practise safe sex?
MS: You better believe it.

8. Were the guys straight?
MS: Yes, as far as they tell me.

I hope this will be the last of it. Halloween is over. Let's look forward to thanksgiving now shall we?

Missus Singapore out!