ANTI-BOOB GRABBER

I remember when I was modeling back in the day in Jakarta, Indonesia. If I recall correctly, it was the Sari Pacific. We were hired by an apparel company that was doing a mass promotion in Southeast Asia for their new range of products.

So there were five of us models, two from Singapore, one from Malaysia and another two from Indonesia. On the first day, there was this guy, pretty normal looking Asian fella. He was nice and had a pleasant smile. But on the second day, he came up to one of us, the Malaysia girl I think, and we all thought he just wanted to say hi and do the usual, pass his call card or ask us to join him for a party or something along those lines. Instead, he grabbed her tits and walked briskly away.

No one did anything because we were totally shocked. It was in the lobby and there were loads of people around. I remember it well because it was the Christmas season and there was a gigantic Xmas tree up.

It was a three day gig and on the third day, the idiot of a man had the cheek to show up again. We had three runs to do throughout the night. So when we all noticed he was around, we decided to report him to the security personnel on duty but that damn fool told us he was an important guess and VIP of the hotel.

So we decided to take things into our own hands. We got Ina, one of the Indonesian girls who had the biggest bosom amongst all of us. Actually, it was she who volunteered. True enough, the same guy came up to us in the same lobby. But this time with Ina leading the pack, he approached her first and bang on schedule, he grabbed at her tits.

Just when he thought he had stuck the jackpot, he let out an agonising scream. Gosh, he sounded like a chicken with a bad throat. What Ina had done was to fix on several safety pins from the inside of her bra (safety pins are god-sent to models by the way)and left them open. It was kinda risky but she made sure they were pointing outwards.

You should have seen him, bleeding and screaming his way out of the lobby! But if I may, I hope bra manufacturers would consider making anti-boob grabbing bras like the one in the picture (but with nails instead). It might just teach them grabbers a lesson. Judging by friends and the number of women who wrote in with similar experiences, I think its really a timely accessory.

Missus Singapore out!