SEX BITS - THE ANIMAL CONNECTION

Here are some interesting sex bits sent in by Carlo from Veracruz in Mexico. I won't even begin to question any of them but it makes for an interesting real.

FACT 1: Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

MS: I used to be like that 20 years ago. Now its only half that number!

FACT 2: Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.

MS: If only humans can do it, we would have a valid excuse when we have to explain the belly hump to our parents.

FACT 3: Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

MS: That explains why they always seem to attack voluptuous women wearing wet see-through Ts in the movies.

FACT 4: Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

MS: It never mentioned if they were dreaming about it whilst laying under a big shady tree for 18 hours a day while the female is out hunting.

FACT 5: Snakes have two sex organs.

MS: It does make a menage a trois so much easier to organise, doesn't it.

FACT 6: A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

MS: No wonder Porky always stammers and looks stoned.

Missus Singapore out!