Senin, 12 Juli 2010

DIG @ WISE GUYS

All men have their egos but what really turns me off are those who are just too full of themselves. You know the wise guys - not the ones who are actually smart or cool - but those that think they are cool but fail miserably at it.

I know this one guy, boyish type who works out his skinny body to hide his ribs, has hairdressers to style his hair which doesn't help much because he isn't much of a looker to begin with.

It may sound bad but perhaps you would think he might have a hidden reason to seem so full of himself, a decent dick perhaps? Hard luck!

Now mind you, here is a guy who would send messages 'taunting' me with his 'Big Tool'. The first time it was interesting but after seeing it for real, it didn't impress. Don't these guys ever know that a woman will actually see it, feel it and choose not to do anything with it?

Some men can be so misinformed, dumb even.

His idea of 'big' was also my introduction to one of the smallest dicks I'd ever seen. Granted he does appear to have a big head, the truth is, it appears that way in relative terms to a shaft that is short and thin.

And the sex? Let's just say a root canal would definitely sound more appealing.

Oh when will they ever learn - if you ain't got it, just shut up! More often than not, humility will go down best with a woman. These perceptions really stem from their own inadequacies which they are trying hard to veil.

My friend Sharon had the same experience with this guy. Being a self-professed nymph, she never turns down the chance to sleep with anyone who so much as gives her eye contact. But she did live to regret it and has become more selective since.

Her hopes were raised when this guy began to talk about what he can do to her in bed, his attributes, the whole 9-and-a-half yards, etc. However, as it turned out, he had a disappointing dick, according to her standards. She got dressed and left shortly after making some excuse.

How wrong I was to think that no nymph would give up a free screw.

The bottom line is not to be fooled by these sweet-talking, wise-guy sorts - usually flashy dressers trying to pass off as a masculine male (but fail) or proclaim to be metrosexual.

For a woman, all you really need to do to uncover this species is to hold a conversation and you will find it really easy to filter them off. They tend to be serial liars too. 

Their specific goal is to get a lay and their minds are programmed as such, so when the topic of conversation shifts to something intelligent, they mumble nonsense to keep up.

Of course if you are in it to use and play with the fella, have your fill. I could see how for a cougar like me, it could provide amusement. You can get him to do what you want and when the novelty dies, send him packing like I do. Feed them with false notion that affirms their opinions of themselves and in no time, they will be putty in your hands. 

Needless to say, not all men are this way. In fact the majority are fine. What I'm saying is just to be weary of those who talk themselves up as if they are God's gift to women. Believe me, they may not say it openly but you can certainly pick it up.

Thank goodness I only encounter such men rarely but when I do, I thank my lucky stars that he is merely an object of my amusement (which I can dispose of anytime) and not a life partner!

Sex shouldn't be filled with such complexities and politics. It's human nature - so let's just be honest about it. You'll be surprised how much that could change your sex life!

Missus Singapore out!

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