MS: So Tony, tell us, has anyone ever approached because of your dick?
T: Well, I remember in 2007, I was in this club in Hanoi with a group of friends. This pretty local girl approached me after I caught her staring at my groin. For some reason, I had a hard on. So anyway, we started talking and then slow dancing. Things were getting a little hot and we began fondling each other. I recall when her hand rolled over my dick, she suddenly started to grab it really hard - up and down as if checking if it was for real or something. She then asked me straight out if she could see it! Her English was not too bad.
MS: Okay. Then what happened?
T: So we went outside. There was a nearby garden and we found a quite area. I pulled it out and she took it in her hand. I expected her to stroke it - which she did. I expected her to suck on it - which she didn't. Instead, she ran back into the club shouting out to her friends. Next thing I knew, she returned with three other girls. Astonishingly, they took turns touching it. I was saying wow, this was my night - sex with four Vietnamese babes. But then they mumbled to themselves in Vietnamese and then the girl I was with turned to me to say thank-you before walking off with her friends.
MS: So no sex?
T: She was just interested in sharing with her friends what she had discovered. I was puzzled at first but then felt like a fool soon after.
MS: So what about the good stuff?
T: Well most of the time, the girls are amazed but it is a different story when it comes to sex. They will play with it, suck it but become weary when I am about to slip it into them. Of course there was this one girl who loved it but I had to break it up with her because she was so obsessed with it that she threatened to break up my marriage. At the time, I was still married. But she had an awesome body and could take my whole length.
T: Well, yes. She was one of the rare ones. Usually, I only get about 2/3s of it in. So to feel the whole thing against a warm and moist pussy wall was awesome.
MS: Do you realise that many men would envy you?
T: I know but they shouldn't. It's all the hype from porn. Sex is only for a while. For the rest of the day you have to carry the darn thing around and I do sometimes get cramps in the muscles around my dick. I'm serious.
MS: I've always wondered. Do you get a headache when you have a hard-on?
T: (Laughs) No. I've had many girls ask me that. They think that because a lot of blood goes there, I feel light-headed or something.
MS: How many women have you had sex with? I don't mean stroking or sucking on it.
T: Should I add you too? (Laughs) Well, about 17. Is that a lot?
MS: It won't be appropriate for me to answer that. But I honestly expected more.
T: I think it is a misconception that a guy with a big dick has lots of sex with many women. It also doesn't mean that once you have a big dick you are a stud in bed. I had to learn how to use it. Initially, as I mentioned, I was too conscious of it and did not know how to use it properly. At the end of the day, I think it really has to do with skill. Even if I had a smaller dick now, I think with the skills I have picked up (thanks to you), I will feel confident pleasing a woman.
MS: Tony, thanks for joining us on 'Missus Singapore gets intimate with...'
T: It was my pleasure. I'm actually having a hard-on now.
MS: Yes, I can see that. I suppose it has something to do with me. So, is there anything I can do about it?
T: (Takes off his trousers)......
Missus Singapore out!
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