TOY GRADING

Sally met Harry at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom.

Harry noticed hundreds of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her bookcase.

After they had sex, Harry turned to Sally and said, "So ... how was I?" "Well," Sally said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

MS: Thanks Vinny for this and the four pages of jokes you sent in. A great belated Christmas present I must say!

Missus Singapore out!