BEDROOM BLOOPERS

Walton from Seattle wrote in asking me about the funniest moment I have ever experienced in bed. Well, there have been many to be honest but I suppose the funniest has to be when it wasn't really funny at the time.

It was in 2002 when we regularly met with this guy. I use to call him the 'fly-boy' because he was then a steward with Singapore Airlines.

Anyway, while we were in the midst of a threesome, my bed suddenly gave way. I was lying with my head at the edge of the bed with my significant other 'feeding me' while fly-boy was doing his best impersonation of 'bang the squirrel' when kaboom, the frame of the bed at our side just split.

On falling to the ground, it slammed on my significant other's knee which had him grimacing in pain. At that point it wasn't really funny but now that we look back, it was hilarious. Fly-boy and I still joke about it till this day.

Imagine, 3am and there were these three adults dismantling and trying to dispose of a broken bed. To make matters worse, even after the bed collapsed, instead of rushing instantly to help my SO, fly-boy took in into himself to make sure he came. So there was some moaning and grunting from him before he got off me for us both to help my injured SO.

Since that day, I've never had a bed. A lone mattress on the floor will do very nicely for us thank you.

Missus Singapore out!

PS: If you want to share your funny bedroom moments, please feel free to do so with the email heading 'Bedroom Bloopers'.