PUMP IN THE CLOSET

A friend of mine called me up last week sharing with me an interesting story about her younger sister (27-years old) and her husband. Apparently, they had a big argument. While marital arguments and disagreements are not surprising to me, what took me aback was the subject of their tiff.

The sister had found a penis pump stocked away deep inside her husband's cupboard. Her first instinct was that he was trying to make himself more 'desirable' to his 'other woman' he was supposedly seeing on the side. She said that she was doing some spring cleaning while her husband was at work.

Talk about jumping to conclusions.

He was strongly denying her accusations while she was questioning why then he needed such a device, insisting that she was perfectly satisfied with his tool. Clearly that was a lack of open communication between both parties but I felt that she, on her part, did not take into consideration a phenomenon that most (if not all) men are afflicted with - the male ego.

We women have our idiosyncrasies too - like our mood swings, food binges and penchant for handbags and shoes. But ego in men can either make them totally obnoxious creatures or otherwise, insecure, more so when it has anything to do with their manhood.

She may have told him countless times about his tool being long enough for her but for a man, this is usually not enough. The obsession with penis size knows no bounds. I knew a guy with a 8-incher who was still determined to 'get it up another inch or so'. Like us women who are always accused for a myriad of things, men are, like it or not, obsessed with always finding ways to 'get bigger'.

Whether or not he is having an affair or not, I just feel she should have given him the benefit of the doubt. Also, they should talk about things and understand each other a little better.

Both sexes should really take time off to learn more about the other sex's psyche. It's not just about exchanging vows and kissing each other at the altar.

This was an interesting subject to have an argument about but it really demonstrates just how much we know, or have to learn about each other.


Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties -- Monday, January 31 to Sunday, February 6

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INVEST WISELY

Sex toys have really come a long way since those toxic smelling ones, or those made of cheap rubber that peels off after several uses. It's amazing really, the kind of technology that goes into making today's toys.

I remember I had one of those rubber dildos many years ago. It was a gift from some girlfriends. After several uses, it just conked out on me because it wasn't water-proof. And when you gush like I did in those days, it's not surprising that it died on me. It was a sad day because back then, sex toy stores were prohibited here.

Thanks goodness for the numerous sex toy stores that we now have spread out around the island. I mean the real deal is always the best option but sometimes, you still need a little time by yourselves, if you get my drift.

Check out this week's video which highlights why you need to give it good thought before you buy any sex toy. Good as most of them are these days, you can still be caught with the cheap ones, especially those made in China.

Missus Singapore out!

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THE 'YOUNGER' WOMAN

Thanks Eddie for this funny strip. Well I guess age is relative really.

But seriously, with the obsession for MILFS these days, we can only hope that it doesn't die down anytime soon.

I know for a fact that as the years catch up with me, I'll give the pubs a miss and you just might find me hanging around aged homes a lot more.

Missus Singapore out!

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'C' IS FOR COOKIE!

This is a cookie that I'm sure the beloved Cookie Monster would do good not to gobble, less he end up a Cookie Monsteress. According to the sender of this photo, this is a product that promises to increase a woman's breast size up to an F Cup!

What is not shocking is that such a product exists. What is shocking however - judging by sales figures released - is that some women tend to dig this.

Why waste your time with such a fictional idea. We all know that rubbing coconut oil on your breast three times a day and doing the funky chicken on your coffee table is the ONLY non-surgical way to increase your breast size.

Missus Singapore Out!

PS: Thanks Li Jie, from Hong Kong, for the photo.

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VEINY ISSUES

Men often question a woman's obsession with her body, especially when she is older and notices the changes. A 'tiny problem' as it seems to most men, the fact that we women are always watching over (and paying attention) to their bodies makes us more aware of this.

Several years ago, I had noticed the occurrence of very unsightly varicose veins along my thighs. I was conscious of them and noticed that they were getting worse as the years went by.

I've tried most creams and herbal extracts (possibly all there is in the market), but to no avail. However, the only major change in my lifestyle since those 'dark leg days' was that I began exercising a lot more. My significant other is a freak when it comes to exercising so naturally, he roped me into his routine.

Walking, jogging, cycling and swimming (fortnightly) and three years later, I've realised that it has played a big part in lessening the effect. They are still there but they are not as obvious. Even the greenish effect is significantly reduced.

I've since dug out my mini-skirts and am no longer conscious about wearing them as I was before. Another possibility for this (and I'm speculating here), is that I've had my legs elevated a lot more when I'm resting or in bed. Yes, more sex. So a good argument (or excuse) to have more sex.

Some tips:

• Avoid standing for prolonged periods of time
• Find out the right exercises to improve blood flow in your legs
• Don't cross your legs too much when sitting as it reduces circulation
• Consider compression sheers or elastic stockings
• Avoid saunas and hot tubs - they worsen the condition
• Occasionally use ice packs or cold compresses on your legs 

Missus Singapore out!

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MOOD BOOSTERS

After taking a break, this column returns with more of your mood boosting tips. I've been pleasantly surprised by the number of emails that have come in from people all over wanting to share their mood boosting secrets.

This one is from Shannon Havelene from Oakland in the US. She is a 49-year old homemaker and mother of three boys, a dog and two lazy cats. She previously lectured at a university not far from her home but now concentrates much of her time of pursuing her PhD. (Now who says Missus Singapore doesn't attract the brilliant ones too!)

"For my husband and I, sex is a big part of our lives and something that has kept us together. He is a corporate lawyer and we both are terribly busy these days. Because of that, our moods for sex are often disrupted until we decided to follow a morning exercise ritual.

We used to exercise in the afternoons or evenings but often found ourselves pushing it because of our respective responsibilities. But exercise is something that has always kept us primed for sex. It has to do with blood circulation and hormonal production. So naturally, when we cut down on exercising, it affected our sex lives.

SO we decided to do it in the mornings. Initially, it was hard but once we got the hang of it, it was only a matter of waking up an hour earlier. But the rewards benefited us throughout the day. We find ourselves more alert during the day, and with more energy so much so that even after a hard day's work, we are eager for sex by night.

So morning exercise has not only given our metabolism a jump start but has also given us the energy for some wild nocturnal activities. I'm not sure it will work for everyone but it has for us."

MS: Well Shannon, I will definitely consider trying it out. One question, does sex in the morning count as a workout?

Missus Singapore out!

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DON'T TRY THIS

Yes, you are basking in the affirmation of your manhood now that the missus has been knocked up. But if you ever want to have sex again, let alone take another breadth, here's a list of things you ought not even think of whispering when baby is in the oven.

10. I finished the Oreo's.
9. I sure hope your thighs are not going to stay that flabby forever.
8. I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
7. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
6. You're awfully puffy looking today.
5. Got milk?
4. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary Sheila.
3. You think they can induce labour. June is World Cup month.
2. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
1. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.

So while congratulations are almost upon you, stay safe and stay alive.

Missus Singapore out!

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A MATTER OF PRIORITY

Divorces are on the rise over here and from what I read, it's not just a Singapore thing. Usually its cited as irreconcilable differences which could be taken to mean any of 1,000 reasons. But a conversation I had with two marriage counselors recently seemed to have the reasons narrowed down to two main issues - money and sex.

Usually, many other issues are brought up for mention but in more cases than not, these are just fall-outs from a collapsed bridge of communication and intimacy.

I will save what I gathered from these experts for an article I am working on but essentially, both seemed to echo that the problems many married couples face have to do with mistrust, suspicion, and lack of sharing between both parties.

For the purpose of sticking to this blog's theme, I'd like to lean towards the breakdown in sexual intimacy. In a society where sex ranks very low in terms of priority, thanks to our hectic work and family commitments, it's not surprising with the predicament many couples find themselves in after a few years.


In our context, as open an Asian society you will ever find, we are still viewing sex no more than an exercise for procreation. Yes, it does that and it's vital in our fast ageing population but few ever stop to think about how sexual intimacy can make or break a marriage. No, it's not the only thing important in a marriage but it sure is hell is an important adhesive to the relationship.

If you subscribe to the idea that a family is centred around the strong core of the parents' relationship, then ignoring and failing to look after it is a big folly. Let's not mince words here. In Singapore it's all about making babies, intimacy, loving relationship...but in truth, it's really all about sex. We often are too quick to underestimate how it works in the background to fuel the closeness between two people.

I am not proposing that we just focus on sex alone in a marriage but it should be an active part of the union and it should be spoken about in every way - with seriousness, humour, fondness and even lust. A couple who is open with each other will find it easier to communicate about a host of other things - be it about money, bringing up the children, in-laws, etc.

When you are younger and have sexual energy to burn, it's counter-productive when you keep it in. When you are older, sex inevitably takes on a slightly lesser priority but if you have navigated through the deep waters early, you will definitely find it a lot easier to live with each other. It's like the growing and impressionable days of a marriage - you have to nurture it or face a strong possibility that it will fail in due course.

Missus Singapore out!

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101 REASONS TO...

Thanks James for this strip. I remember seeing it somewhere before but it's worth the post.

James is a reader since the early days and although I met him several times before, he has since moved back to his hometown in Chicago. And he reports that he is now the proud father of his first child! Congratulations but I do hope what is portrayed in the cartoon is not a part of your present marriage.

Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties -- Monday, January 24 to Sunday, January 30...

Sex Parties -- Monday, January 24 to Sunday, January 30...

***HOT PICKS OF THE WEEK: The NYJOCK (Sun)



Monday...
JACKS OF COLOR ( Chelsea ) " JANUARY MASSAGE-&-PLAY MONDAY PARTY" @Paddles; Doors 7:00 to Midnight, goes 'til 2 am; A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. An older mixed crowd/for average guys. Email here JacksOfColor@Gmail.com or check out www.jacksofcolor.com

MMX Muscle (Manhattan). “3 Ways to Heaven!;Muscle Monday.” Not a sex party, but a massage party…its about touch. The hosts says. "however we are a lot of horny guys and we are not going to sweep that under the rug." But no oral or anal sex below the waist. Limited to 14 guys, 7:30pm. Host is a certified Massage Therapist. The party is to learn, explore, connect, and play – to learn and get into Massage. They require that all guys are in good physical shape, are clean and take care of themselves, are height/weight proportionate and work-out or are athletic - in addition to having no attitude and comfortable being almost naked (or naked) and touching and stroking muscles with boundaries.
To Get in email the host: massagecoachnyc@gmail.com

MUSCLE GROUP ( West Harlem/w140s) Starts at 9/9:30pm (also has lunch-time parties). In small studio apartment. This small sex party really runs the gamut from hot guys to very average dudes. Usually have 4-10 guys -- some 20s- mostly 30s- some 40YOs. Have parties at random, but often on Mondays, 9pm-11pm. The best thing about this party is that it's one of the true orgies. At most parties guys are having sex one-one-one or threesomes--at MUSCLE GROUP there is more often than not a pile of guys fucking/sucking off each other. Also cool, because it's FREE. Two problems: You never know who will be there -- sometimes no hot guys, sometimes no one but you and the host; also the host is a big (out-of-shape) guy, that is a turn off to lots of guys. He's a cool dude, but with an attitude that can be too much for some. And don't believe the pictures he sends -- although those guys maye have gone to a party there, they will most likely not be at the party you attend. A mixed crowd/for hot to average guys.
*Send pics & Stats to: MUSCLFINALE@aol.com



Tuesday…
THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). 8am-1pm. TONIGHT is the FUSION party (Fusion is a Safe sex and bb party: Baseball style wristbands are available if you want to let guys know if you prefer safe or bareback. Totally optional. Limits the need for negotions.) Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. The host (who sometimes participates) describes his party “this is a party for height/weight proportional men over 35.Younger guys come, but they’re usually into older guys. This is an orgy, not a stand & pose cruise party. Racially diverse. A slow night is 15 guys, a busy night is 30. Guys range from great shape to bad shape.” For midde-aged crowd (45-65) out-of-shape guys and their admirers. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to host at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Held at "Paddles." Check out: http://www.nyjacks.com



Wednesday…
THE FORMER DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Gramercy). LUNCH-TIME Party (noon-3pm). Haven’t been to the new location – but the former location had a great vibe with some average to hot guys. The host is very cool guy, who tries to be selective. He also hosted lunch-time parties in past, hopefully will bring this back too. For a mixed crowd/for average to hot guys.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). 8am-1pm. TONIGHT is the FUSION party (Fusion is a Safe sex and bb party: Baseball style wristbands are available if you want to let guys know if you prefer safe or bareback. Totally optional. Limits the need for negotions.) Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. The host (who sometimes participates) describes his party “this is a party for height/weight proportional men over 35.Younger guys come, but they’re usually into older guys. This is an orgy, not a stand & pose cruise party. Racially diverse. A slow night is 15 guys, a busy night is 30. Guys range from great shape to bad shape.” For midde-aged crowd (45-65) out-of-shape guys and their admirers. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to host at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

HARD DRIVE! WITH LE RAUNCH (Chelsea) New party from the guy who brought you GRAB ASS, but HARD DRIVE! will have a much stricted door policy! Held at Paddles every Wednesday, Doors 8pm-1am, open until 3am. ages 25 to 55YO: height/weight proportionate (all body types, extremely friendly). The host had made a huge effort to get hotter guys -- check it out. Just wanted to report that that last week's Hard Drive debut of Le Raunch had 120+ men, and according the host: "the hottest men I have ever seen. Every one left the club totally satisfied."
Email here hunteur1@gmail.com or check out www.CumMonkey.com or www.HardDriveMen.com

THE FORMER DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Gramercy). 7pm-10pm. Haven’t been to the new location – but the former location had a great vibe with some average to hot guys. The host is very cool guy, who tries to be selective. He also hosted lunch-time parties in past, hopefully will bring this back too. For a mixed crowd/for average to hot guys.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.



Thursday…
EXECUTIVE LUNCH (Gramercy). Lunch-time (12-4pm) party expecting a huge turnout, quickly becoming the place for business men and jocks to hook up weekday afternoons. *For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net.

THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). 8am-1pm. TONIGHT is ERUPTION party. Eruption (not exclusively safe). Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. The host (who sometimes participates) describes his party “this is a party for height/weight proportional men over 35.Younger guys come, but they’re usually into older guys. This is an orgy, not a stand & pose cruise party. Racially diverse. A slow night is 15 guys, a busy night is 30. Guys range from great shape to bad shape.” For midde-aged crowd (45-65) out-of-shape guys and their admirers. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to host at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

BRUTHAS AND FRIENDS PARTY (Corona) For African-American guys and their admirers. This party is held in a private apartment; 6PM-MIDNIGHT. Refreshments and snacks provided For Invite: Men4MenPlay@yahoo.com

JACKS OF COLOR (Chelsea) "OUR FULL-MOON THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!" At "Paddles. Doors 7:00 to Midnight, goes 'til 2 AM; A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. An older mixed crowd/for average guys. Email here JacksOfColor@Gmail.com or check out www.jacksofcolor.com



Friday…
NUBIAN DUKES PARTY (Midtown). This party is for HOT muscular, athletic, slim, African American and Latino dudes ONLY. They also have a strict door policy. Mandatory clothes check: boxers, no shirts or tee's. Condoms, lube, liquid provided. Hip hop music with a Dj. Very HOT. Incredible bodies, no attitude and a lot of action. Parties are usually twice a month, usually on Fridays, but can be Saturdays or Sunday nights too 12am-6am. Gets 70-90 dudes each party (120 dudes at the last party). Send pics and stats to nubiandukesnyc@yahoo.com

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy). Held in a huge duplex. This is an umbrella for a number of different types of parties. Last week's party had about 60+ older, out of shape guys.
*For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net.

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY (Brooklyn) 12:00-7:00am. Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (12midnight-7am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

BROOKLYN HOODS (Crown Heights, Brooklyn). Predominately African-American crowd, but anyone welcome. Fridays: 9:00pm - 6am (Safe Sex party). This party is a Big Men's Private Party. This party is for Big Men and for those who are looking to meet Big Men. This is an all race party. No age limit above 18 years of age or older. All men are invited.
To get in email stats and pics to BROOKLYNHOODS@GMAIL.COM.

BRUTHAS AND FRIENDS PARTY (Corona) For African-American guys and their admirers. This party is held in a private apartment; 8PM to 3AM. Refreshments and snacks provided
For Invite: Men4MenPlay@yahoo.com

THE OMEGA PARTY (Times Square). Held in a great space near Times Square. They get 70 to 120 guys per party (Sunday being the biggest night). The parties are laid back, mix/general crowd. The age mix ranges from 20 to 60YO, all races (60% white, 40% mixed), muscle, thin, cute, bear etc. They host 2 to 3 parties per week. Refreshments , snacks, condoms and lube provided. Time: 9PM TO 4 AM. The new location in the W40s is great: fully equipped with shower, porn rom, sauna (OFTEN not working) and with air conditioner. An older mixed crowd/for average guys.
Anybody wanting to go to the party should email roccosly@aol.com or www.TheOmegaRoom.com.

HOT BROOKLYN PARTY (Brooklyn)7pm. 18-30yo ONLY. Usually 40-50 hot guys; *All lean in shape guys: No fats, chubs, dads, or bears. For a younger/hot crowd.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotbrooklynparty@nyc.rr.com



Saturday…
JACKS OF COLOR ( Chelsea )"SATURDAY AFTERNOON SPECIAL" At "Paddles"; Doors 1:00pm to 6:00pm, goes until 8PM; A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. An older mixed crowd/for average guys. Email here JacksOfColor@Gmail.com or check out www.jacksofcolor.com

THE NYJOCK PARTY--NYJP (Times Square/Garment District) Winter White Underwear Party (wear your white underwear for a discount). 10pm-5am. Door closes at 4. The host is very discriminating -- and because of it the party now has the hottest guys with the most attitudes (the problem: not always great sex; many guys just standing around looking at each other). If you don't have a killer body and face, you'll probably just be ignored. That said the guys are amazing: mostly 20s-early 30s. Usually have 50-70 guys attend. For a younger/hot crowd. to get in email pics and stats to nyjockparty@yahoo.com.

LOAD NYC (East Village). Underwear party held at Blue Door Video Basement for in-shape guys. 90 guys, porn. ALSO has Park Slope party. For hot/younger crowd. To get in email pics/stats to Loadnyc@aol.com.

PAPI BROTHAS FREAK PARTY(Gramercy) 9pm-1:30am. A party for 20-40YO Black, Latin and Mixed guys ONLY held a duplex studio space. Email pics/stats to Latinman4exymen@aol.com.

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY (Brooklyn) 9:00pm-3:00am. Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (12midnight-7am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

WHITE PONY PARTY (Forest Hills) The host (White Pony) is a great guy, and def a nice no attitude party in pvt 1st fl apt. He has it on Saturday night from 8pm till 2am.
Mostly older guys. Email for invite: whitepony3332@yahoo.com

SUBMIT PARTY (Brooklyn). Not a M4M party, but may interest the more adventurous of you: A play party where dykes, fags, bisexuals and tansgendered folks get together for a sexually charged underwear party. 10-3am (doors close at 2 am). Instructional Rope Demo at 12:30; bring a 25-40 ft rope if you have one. Learn a New Skill You Can Use That Night.Check out on http://fetlife.com/events/37314. If you have questions, please email Red@submitparty.com.

ED & STEVE DICKPLAY PARTY (Inwood/Upper Manhattan) EROTOMANIA. 8PM to 2AM. Held in a private apartment by an interracial gay couple -- this party meets about twice a month is a laid-back mixed crowd of mostly older in-shape guys. It's promoted as an interracial erotic play party. Most guys are naked, but not required. The hosts think of the group as being a hand selected group of guys who are into interracial sex and don't have attitudes. It's a mix of guys, white, black, Latin, occasionally Asian, not too young, not too old. Average age is 35 - 45. They get about 40+ guys. The hosts says They provide condoms and lube; Smoking is allowed in designated areas; it's a BYOB party. The atmosphere is distinctly no attitude. $20 donation.
Email: EdAndSteve@verizon.net; or check out http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EdAndSteve.



Sunday…
THE OMEGA PARTY (Times Square). Held in a great space near Times Square. They get 70 to 120 guys per party (Sunday being the biggest night). The parties are laid back, mix/general crowd. The age mix ranges from 20 to 60YO, all races (60% white, 40% mixed), muscle, thin, cute, bear etc. They host 2 to 3 parties per week. Drinks, snacks, condoms and lube provided. Time: 6 PM TO 2 AM, DOORS 6 PM TO 1 AM , party till 2 AM; The new location in the W40s is great: fully equipped with shower, porn rom, sauna and with air conditioner. An older mixed crowd/for average guys.
Anybody wanting to go to the party should email roccosly@aol.com or www.TheOmegaRoom.com.

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Held at "Chelsea Space."
http://www.nyjacks.com

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY ( Brooklyn ) Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (9pm-3am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). 8am-1pm. TONIGHT is ERUPTION party. Eruption (not exclusively safe). Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. The host (who sometimes participates) describes his party “this is a party for height/weight proportional men over 35.Younger guys come, but they’re usually into older guys. This is an orgy, not a stand & pose cruise party. Racially diverse. A slow night is 15 guys, a busy night is 30. Guys range from great shape to bad shape.” For midde-aged crowd (45-65) out-of-shape guys and their admirers. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to host at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

GALLERY OF MEN (Times Square) “Make it HOT and Sweaty =Sunday”. Mostly holdovers from GCN/Studio days. Lots of BB, smoking area within the facility. A party for older out of shape guys. .
Email for invite: thegallerynyc@yahoo.com

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GOOD GRIEF ABOUT G

For some reason, I received more than my usual number of emails about my recent posts about the G-spot. Some were, well shocked. Others resistant to the idea and yet a few insisted that they knew where their woman's G-spot sat.

Well, folks, it's just what I'm reporting so don't shoot the messenger. What I would appreciate though if that if you comments are about a particular post, it would be better to use the comments facility of the site.

It's hard to keep up with all your emails this way.

Anyway, if you think you've found the elixir of pleasure for your woman, than great. What I did say though is that there is no one exact anatomical spot in a woman's body that is associated with it. Hell, I know one woman who gets her big-O from nipple nibbling and nothing else.

The fun part though, and I must stress, is your journey finding it. It's like heading towards pleasure but having a darn great time along the way. Don't get to caught up with it, just enjoy the flow.

Missus Singapore out!

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TATTOO GALS (POLL 29)

Too many?

Well the verdict is out. Apparently, girls with tattoos are the more preferred lot. So it's great that I have one to show off, albeit a very tiny one. The thing is, I'm a coward for pain and just that tiny one took a few bottles of beer to calm my nerves down.

Like several readers wrote in to say, they do prefer girls with tattoos provided they do not overdo it and is tastefully and strategically done. So my next question is what (or where) is it considered as such.

Just right?

The Poll: Do You Like Women With Tattoos?

Definitely yes! - 74 (72.5%)
No way! - 28 (27.5%)

Total number of votes:  102

Thank you to all of those who continue to support my polls. I really appreciate taking the time to do so.

Missus Singapore out!

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BACKSEAT BORE

This guy Roy has been forever talking about having backseat sex. It's his fantasy apparently. Well, I do know some girls who dig it but unfortunately, I'm not one of them.

Twenty years ago perhaps but I'd like to think that I've graduated from that. Not that I don't enjoy the adventure but it just doesn't allow me to fully extend myself for maximum pleasure, if you know what I mean.

Of course some mean will argue that they have the skills to pull it off. Maybe but it's more like a competition for them, to see how many times he gets laid in his car. One woman I know who can pull it off, whether she likes it or not, is Helen. She is a dance instructor but had a very notable youth as a state gymnast.

Her stories and her demonstrations of how care sex can be enjoyed are very awesome. If you had been there watching her show some of us the moves, you might consider it hilarious.

I suppose at the end of the day, it's a matter of choice and Roy, you ain't skillful enough to pull it off and neither do you have a big or nice enough car which would compel me to strip and spread in your backseat.

Missus Singapore out!

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G-SHOCK!

Well if is a recent study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is verified, this whole idea of the G-spot has just been one big myth.

In this particular study, 1,8000 women apparently were observed during a series of tests and no conclusive evidence pointed to the existence of this mythical spot that supposedly lies in the upper front wall (2.5-5cm in).

Of course you would expect all those self-proclaimed women pleasers and sex therapist to come out and argue otherwise. Interesting debates lie ahead.

As for me, I never bought it from my personal experiences and countless discussions with women and girlfriends. Some swore by it, others remain clueless. However, what I can tell you is that most of them admit there are some spots in and around the said region that sends them up to the clouds.

For me, it's more on the outside. A woman I know claims it lies on the lower wall. So it varies all over the place. I feel that every woman has that O-spot - one that can get them off with proper stimulation.

The key word here is 'proper' because even if you find the spot, how you work on it is going to make a big difference.

Missus Singapore out!

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TITTUS GIGANTUS

Annie Hawkins, from Atlanta, Georgia in the US is a Guinness World Record Holder for having the world;s biggest natural breasts.

With a measurement of 70-48-52, she also owns the biggest known bra at 48V. Each breast weighs 28 pounds. And dig this! Since these measurements were taken in 1999, her breasts have grown - they are now 72ZZZ. But of course, she has also ballooned from 270 pounds to 345 pounds.

Her bra size was 48V. Each tit weighed 28 pounds and she weighed 270. Since then her tits have grown up to 72ZZZ and she tops the scale at 345 pounds.

Holding a Bachelor of Social Work from Jackson State University, Hawkins has appeared in several magazines and had her very own movie, with her breasts as the subject of attention, obviously.

MS: Well for all the guys who are obsessed with boobs, here's a chance to go knock yourself out if her tits don't knock you out first.

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVALS

I've not posted any weird arrivals to MS since a few weeks back simply because there has not been anything out of the ordinary. However, this week, there was one worth including in this section.

As you know I take them as they come, meaning no editing. This one is pretty weird I must say.

"Sucking on the missus tits while on a crowded bus"

If you key in sex, missus singapore, blows, etc. I would definitely understand how someone arrived at my blog but this? What was this person even thinking of? Why would he (presumably) want to find something like that? What more on a crowded bus? I've made out in an empty bus, messed around in an almost empty bus other than the bus driver trying hard to focus on the road ahead but never on a crowded bus.

That said, here is a video of a young Austrian couple making out on one of Austria's U-Bahn trains. Well, actually, as you can see, it's a little more than just making out on public transport. There is also lots of cheering! Talk about an open society!

Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties -- Monday, January 17 to Sunday, January 23

Sex Parties -- Monday, January 17 to Sunday, January 23...

***HOT PICKS OF THE WEEK: OZONE PARK SEX PARTY (Sat), THE HOT JOCK (Sun)

Monday...
JACKS OF COLOR (Chelsea) @ Paddles, Doors 7:00 - Midnight, goes 'til 2 am; A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. An older mixed crowd/for average guys. Email here JacksOfColor@Gmail.com or check out www.jacksofcolor.com

MUSCLE GROUP ( West Harlem/w140s) Starts at 9/9:30pm (also has lunch-time parties). In small studio apartment. This small sex party really runs the gamut from hot guys to very average dudes. Usually have 4-10 guys -- some 20s- mostly 30s- some 40YOs. Have parties at random, but often on Mondays, 9pm-11pm. The best thing about this party is that it's one of the true orgies. At most parties guys are having sex one-one-one or threesomes--at MUSCLE GROUP there is more often than not a pile of guys fucking/sucking off each other. Also cool, because it's FREE. Two problems: You never know who will be there -- sometimes no hot guys, sometimes no one but you and the host; also the host is a big (out-of-shape) guy, that is a turn off to lots of guys. He's a cool dude, but with an attitude that can be too much for some. And don't believe the pictures he sends -- although those guys maye have gone to a party there, they will most likely not be at the party you attend. A mixed crowd/for hot to average guys.
*Send pics & Stats to: MUSCLFINALE@aol.com

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.

Tuesday…
THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). TONIGHT is the FUSION party (Fusin is a Safe sex and bb party: Baseball style wristbands are available if you want to let guys know if you prefer safe or bareback. Totally optional. Limits the need for negotions.) Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. 8pm-1am. The host is a cool guy who actually participates (and he runs a blog about group sex). For an older mixed crowd/for average guys. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to Scott at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Held at "Paddles."
http://www.nyjacks.com



Wednesday…
THE FORMER DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Gramercy). LUNCH-TIME Party (noon-3pm). Haven’t been to the new location – but the former location had a great vibe with some average to hot guys. The host is very cool guy, who tries to be selective. He also hosted lunch-time parties in past, hopefully will bring this back too. For a mixed crowd/for average to hot guys.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

HARD DRIVE! WITH LE RAUNCH (Chelsea) New party from the guy who brought you GRAB ASS, but HARD DRIVE! will have a much stricted door policy! Held at Paddles every Wednesday, Doors 8pm-1am, open until 3am. ages 25 to 55YO: height/weight proportionate (all body types, extremely friendly). The host had made a huge effort to get hotter guys -- check it out. Just wanted to report that that last week's Hard Drive debut of Le Raunch had 120+ men, and according the host: "the hottest men I have ever seen. Every one left the club totally satisfied."
Email here hunteur1@gmail.com or check out www.CumMonkey.com or www.HardDriveMen.com

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.

ND2 (Midtown). This party is for average African American and Latino dudes ONLY. Mandatory clothes check: boxers, no shirts or tee's. Condoms, lube, liquid provided. Hip hop music with a Dj. Very HOT. Incredible bodies, no attitude and a lot of action. Parties are Wed nights. Send pics and stats to HARLEMDUKESNYC@YAHOO.COM

Thursday…
EXECUTIVE LUNCH (Gramercy). Lunch-time (12-4pm) party expecting a huge turnout, quickly becoming the place for business men and jocks to hook up weekday afternoons. *For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net.

THE FORMER DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Gramercy). 7pm-10pm. Haven’t been to the new location – but the former location had a great vibe with some average to hot guys. The host is very cool guy, who tries to be selective. He also hosted lunch-time parties in past, hopefully will bring this back too. For a mixed crowd/for average to hot guys.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). TONIGHT is ERUPTION party. Eruption (not exclusively safe), Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. 8pm-1am. The host is a cool guy who actually participates (and he runs a blog about group sex). For an older mixed crowd/for average guys. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to Scott at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.

BRUTHAS AND FRIENDS PARTY (Corona) For African-American guys and their admirers. This party is held in a private apartment; 6PM-MIDNIGHT. Refreshments and snacks provided
For Invite: Men4MenPlay@yahoo.com

JACKS OF COLOR (Chelsea) "OUR FULL-MOON THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!" At "Paddles. Doors 7:00 to Midnight, goes 'til 2 AM; A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. An older mixed crowd/for average guys. Email here JacksOfColor@Gmail.com or check out www.jacksofcolor.com

Friday…
AM: An All New After Hours Party (Midtown). 12midnight-6am.AM is a private, selective, and hot party only for good looking in shape guys. Get about 80 guys. This is a SAFE & DRUG FREE PARTY. Party takes place after you've been everywhere else on Sunday night: Starts after midnight and goes until early Monday morning. $20, $25 after 1am; Coat check is $1; Condoms, lube, water, Gatorade and more is provided. Same dude runs this who runs NYJP (and has a similar crowd to NYJP).
For invite, email: aminnyc1@yahoo.com

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy). Held in a huge duplex. This is an umbrella for a number of different types of parties. Last week's party had about 60+ older, out of shape guys.
*For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net.

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY (Brooklyn) 12:00-7:00am. Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (12midnight-7am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

BROOKLYN HOODS (Crown Heights, Brooklyn). Predominately African-American crowd, but anyone welcome. Fridays: 9:00pm - 6am (Safe Sex party). This party is a Big Men's Private Party. This party is for Big Men and for those who are looking to meet Big Men. This is an all race party. No age limit above 18 years of age or older. All men are invited.
To get in email stats and pics to BROOKLYNHOODS@GMAIL.COM.

BRUTHAS AND FRIENDS PARTY (Corona) For African-American guys and their admirers. This party is held in a private apartment; 8PM to 3AM. Refreshments and snacks provided
For Invite: Men4MenPlay@yahoo.com

THE OMEGA PARTY (Times Square). Held in a great space near Times Square. They get 70 to 120 guys per party (Sunday being the biggest night). The parties are laid back, mix/general crowd. The age mix ranges from 20 to 60YO, all races (60% white, 40% mixed), muscle, thin, cute, bear etc. They host 2 to 3 parties per week. Refreshments , snacks, condoms and lube provided. Time: 9PM TO 4 AM. The new location in the W40s is great: fully equipped with shower, porn rom, sauna (OFTEN not working) and with air conditioner. An older mixed crowd/for average guys.
Anybody wanting to go to the party should email roccosly@aol.com or www.TheOmegaRoom.com.

HOT BROOKLYN PARTY (Brooklyn)7pm. 18-30yo ONLY. Usually 40-50 hot guys; *All lean in shape guys: No fats, chubs, dads, or bears. For a younger/hot crowd.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotbrooklynparty@nyc.rr.com



Saturday…
OZONE PARK SEX PARTY (Ozone Park, Queens). Held in a private apartment, 9pm-am (doors close at 10:30pm). Becoming very selective: Host 30 to 50 guys once a month (usually 35 guys per party with 30 here at a time); big on variety, so lots of different guys: breakdown of 35 guys is something like 10 guys under 30, 15 guys in their 30s and 10 guys over 40. Now only accepting new guys who are under 35 years of age (exceptions made). For a mixed age/average to hot crowd.
Email pics + stats to: SexPartyQueens@gmail.com.

NUBIAN DUKES PARTY (Midtown). This party is for HOT muscular, athletic, slim, African American and Latino dudes ONLY. They also have a strict door policy. Mandatory clothes check: boxers, no shirts or tee's. Condoms, lube, liquid provided. Hip hop music with a Dj. Very HOT. Incredible bodies, no attitude and a lot of action. Parties are usually twice a month, usually on Fridays, but can be Saturdays or Sunday nights too 12am-6am. Gets 70-90 dudes each party (120 dudes at the last party). Send pics and stats to nubiandukesnyc@yahoo.com

LOAD NYC (East Village). Underwear party held at Blue Door Video Basement for in-shape guys. 90 guys, porn. ALSO has Park Slope party. For hot/younger crowd. To get in email pics/stats to Loadnyc@aol.com.

MILK CHOCOLATE PARY (Gramercy). "BlackOut" Party, 7pm - 12mid. For an older crowd/for out-of-shape guys. BlackOut Room on the 2nd level and lighted first floor for men into hot visuals.
Send stats and pics to milkchocolatenyc@gmail.com

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY (Brooklyn) 9:00pm-3:00am. Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (12midnight-7am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

WHITE PONY PARTY (Forest Hills) The host (White Pony) is a great guy, and def a nice no attitude party in pvt 1st fl apt. He has it on Saturday night from 8pm till 2am.
Mostly older guys. Email for invite: whitepony3332@yahoo.com

ED & STEVE DICKPLAY PARTY (Inwood/Upper Manhattan) 8pm to 2am. “GOING PUBIC Party.” Held in a private apartment by an interracial gay couple -- this party meets about twice a month is a laid-back mixed crowd of mostly older in-shape guys. It's promoted as an interracial erotic play party. Most guys are naked, but not required. Starts at 5pm and runs until 12am (officially there is no door closing time). The hosts think of the group as being a hand selected group of guys who are into interracial sex and don't have attitudes. It's a mix of guys, white, black, Latin, occasionally Asian, not too young, not too old. Average age is 35 - 45. They get about 40+ guys. The hosts says They provide condoms and lube; Smoking is allowed in designated areas; it's a BYOB party. The atmosphere is distinctly no attitude. For older out-of-shape guys.
Email: EdAndSteve@verizon.net; or check out http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EdAndSteve.

Sunday…
THE HOT JOCK PARTY (Midtown East) 6-10pm. Held in a studio space or hotel suite -- has guys in mostly 20s -30s-hot 40YOs. It's above average to hot muscle guys, and twinks. Not a lot of attitude. Usually hot sex, and a fun mix of guys. Easily one of the best parties -- and one of few that you get a good mix of hot guys and hot sex. Usually about 30-50+ guys attend, twice a month, 7pm-11pm. For a racially mixed younger/hot crowd.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotjckpty@yahoo.com

THE OMEGA PARTY (Times Square). Held in a great space near Times Square. They get 70 to 120 guys per party (Sunday being the biggest night). The parties are laid back, mix/general crowd. The age mix ranges from 20 to 60YO, all races (60% white, 40% mixed), muscle, thin, cute, bear etc. They host 2 to 3 parties per week. Drinks, snacks, condoms and lube provided. Time: 6 PM TO 2 AM, DOORS 6 PM TO 1 AM , party till 2 AM; The new location in the W40s is great: fully equipped with shower, porn rom, sauna and with air conditioner. An older mixed crowd/for average guys.
Anybody wanting to go to the party should email roccosly@aol.com or www.TheOmegaRoom.com.

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Held at "Chelsea Space."
http://www.nyjacks.com

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY ( Brooklyn ) Hot party for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex only for in shape guys—huge space (2 huge floors), fresh towels and condoms/lube provided, (9pm-3am). It’s a safe and clean place. lots of space. a bit dark but eyes get used to it.
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Willage). TONIGHT is ERUPTION party. Eruption (not exclusively safe). Held in a private apartment. He has an open door policy party, which means that anyone can get in, so it’s an older crowd of average or out of shape guys. 8pm-1am. The host is a cool guy who actually participates (and he runs a blog about group sex). For an older mixed crowd/for average guys. Check out his blog at http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com or to get in email stats and pics to Scott at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.



All the photos from this week's listing are from this website: http://www.guysgocrazy.com/. Check it out.

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OCTOMOM SOLUTION FOR SINGAPORE

Judging by the recent release of fertility figures, Singaporeans are heading for extinction! Drastic measures call for drastic solutions and we may have to seriously consider going the way of the infamous Octomom, who has 14 children in all.

Forget about the welfare of the children, just get the numbers up and worry about the consequences later. Throw the Singapore book of caution out the window and let's get the women laid and knocked up!

She may have her critics but what can be done now? We can all feel regret and pity for her kids but who are we to judge or decide how many children she can have. We are all gatekeepers to our own life's journey and if she wants to take that road, it's hers to deal with at some point later. To any degree, I don't agree with what she has done, just to put the record straight.

Anyway, check out this week's video about her.

Missus Singapore out!

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GETTING TARTY

For only two times in a year - Chinese New Year and Christmas - I will take a break from work to make tarts for the family and friends. It's the traditional pineapple tarts which my grandmother and mother 'insist' that I learn to master.

I wouldn't say that I am a master at it but thus far, many comments have been favourable. In fact, since last year, I have been getting orders by friends and their friends. I've approached several of my 'special' friends and so far the response has been extremely supportive. They are such darlings and you can be assured that they will be rewarded in kind for their support.

If any of you want to make any orders, do so quickly but there are two conditions. Firstly, and obviously, you ought to be in Singapore and you will have to make plans to pick them up yourselves. To Silas especially, with his order of 300 tarts for his family and office colleagues, I will arrange a 'special' night for you to comke pick them up! LOL!

Missus Singapore out!

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PITSTOP: Hot fetish party this Sunday in Park Slope

NEW(to me) party on Sunday night, you have have already met the host as he worked the door at the last GBU party. His own party is call Pitstop Ltd, a fetish sex party for in-shape guys where "almost anything goes."

The party is this Sunday, 6pm-11pm at the same space in Brooklyn that GBU uses. Safe-sex dungeon kinkfest where anything goes EXCEPT barebacking: be a voyeur or exhibitionist in scenes involving PISS, role playing, BD/SM, fisting, spit, foot worship, spanking, humiliation, raunch and much more! Stripping to your underwear, jockstrap or fetish gear is required. Nudity is encouraged! Safe sex is REQUIRED. Anyone caught fucking without condoms will be told to leave. There is zero tolerance for barebacking at this space. This party will also have a broader range of ages, but we ask that only in-shape kinky guys attend.



To get in...

PITSTOP (Park Slope, Brooklyn). For invite send pics and stats: pitstop_nyc@yahoo.com.

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BEDROOM BLOOPERS

Walton from Seattle wrote in asking me about the funniest moment I have ever experienced in bed. Well, there have been many to be honest but I suppose the funniest has to be when it wasn't really funny at the time.

It was in 2002 when we regularly met with this guy. I use to call him the 'fly-boy' because he was then a steward with Singapore Airlines.

Anyway, while we were in the midst of a threesome, my bed suddenly gave way. I was lying with my head at the edge of the bed with my significant other 'feeding me' while fly-boy was doing his best impersonation of 'bang the squirrel' when kaboom, the frame of the bed at our side just split.

On falling to the ground, it slammed on my significant other's knee which had him grimacing in pain. At that point it wasn't really funny but now that we look back, it was hilarious. Fly-boy and I still joke about it till this day.

Imagine, 3am and there were these three adults dismantling and trying to dispose of a broken bed. To make matters worse, even after the bed collapsed, instead of rushing instantly to help my SO, fly-boy took in into himself to make sure he came. So there was some moaning and grunting from him before he got off me for us both to help my injured SO.

Since that day, I've never had a bed. A lone mattress on the floor will do very nicely for us thank you.

Missus Singapore out!

PS: If you want to share your funny bedroom moments, please feel free to do so with the email heading 'Bedroom Bloopers'.

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TONGUE SAFETY

Here is a funny strip sent in my Jeannie from Singapore. And yes, I remember you from Balaclava. How could I ever forget you!

There were a few guys I knew who had extremely long tongues however and it's really a different sensation but I only wish they knew how to make better use of it.

While it's obvious where the guy in the cartoon is gonna place it, it is however not obvious to them. Try stopping yourself from laughing when they probe the insides of your ears!!

Missus Singapore out!

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BYE ALLY

Alison (not her real name) is a very pretty American woman I men some years ago at a supermarket. Yeah, with how Singapore's culture has evolved in recent years, it's not surprising to find Russians, Arabs, British, China-borns and many from South Asia, among others, making the numbers at neighbourhood malls.

In fact, I did blog about her and our get-togethers sometime back. If you recall, she was the subject of Ally Hoe.  So anyway, after about five years of a very exciting relationship with her, she recently announced that she will be heading back to her hometown in California. Yup, she was the one who shared with me her home-made movies back then. Since then, we have made several productions of our own.

I will definitely miss her and although she will only be leaving in May, I am already missing the woman. Outside our intimate sessions, she has grown part of the family. Kids love her too. I'm going out a limb here to say that my significant other will be missing her lots too. Oh, the things we got up to! I'll certainly have a a hard time finding a replacement for you.

According to her, Singapore has been a wonderful learning experience for her. All I can hope for is that I had something to do with her 'Asian education'. Ally was definitely a fun person to spend time with and she cemented my notion that the moment you stop bothering what others think of you and live according to your book, happiness and fulfillment will follow.

I'll miss you Ally but I'm quite sure in time, my sadness will develop into a celebration of our special friendship.

Missus Singapore out!

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OUT WITH IT!

Markus is a 28-year old admin manager in a MNC in Jakarta. Educated in the US, he is single but lives with his very conservative parents, one of the reasons why when he is out, he takes his adventure to a different level.

"I met an executive from our principle affiliate companies from Norway. She was blonde, not very tall but had a great body. She was also married from what I heard. When she came to our office, she was very stern and professional so I was rather taken aback when she asked me out for dinner on the last day he was here.

We went to a disco after dinner and had a really fun time. I never imagined she could be so outgoing by the way she was when I met her. Anyway, after the disco, I brought her to a 24-hour stall to have supper. She later invited me to her hotel room for drinks and I knew she wanted to have sex with me.

Sometime after we were in her room, she excused herself to the bathroom and returned a few minutes dressed in a nice lingerie. But it was the whip that caught my attention. She was really into whipping and of course, I didn't mind it either even though it was my first time.

We had wild sex and she made me sleep with her that night. It was the wildest and kinkiest sex I have ever had. It was especially hot when she started to rub herself after she ask me to whip her. She said later that she likes to do this but her husband is not keen. I couldn't care less. I hope to meet up with her again when she comes back in July 2011."

MS: Well, Marcus, just wanted to know if you were up to your mark workwise. It could be part of the company's policy to whip its employees when they do not perform to expectations.

Missus Singapore out!

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY JEANS?

Many guys don't seem to understand why women freak out the moment they can't fit into an old pair of jeans. To understand it, you have to think that it's very much like you've lost control of your body.

For a woman, keeping things in control with regards to her figure, is paramount. It's not so bad if the pair of jeans gets a little lose. In fact, that is great and besides, it gives us more reasons to shop for a new one.

It's like a validation of a woman's femininity when she continues to fit into the clothes that she bought years ago. I'm bringing this up because just today, I was sorting out my clothes and trying on some items. Out came this pair of jeans which I used to wear a lot earlier this year. I bought it in December 2009.

After failing to slip it over my butt, I pulled it off, trying hard to unravel what had happened to it. All sorts of reasons started to float about - shrunk from weather, got switched with someone's pair etc., until my significant other decided - against his best interest - to suggest that I had put on some weight in certain places.

So I did eventually have to agree with him but not after he sufferred severely for his directness. Okay I know it's pretty obvious and we will eventually get to it but we will definitely exhaust all possibilities before we look at our bodies.

But then I figured, if anything, women known for our fickleness, we actually need someone to be honest with us from time to time. Not too often mind you but it helps when things are put in perspective for us.

So another goal for 2011 is to work my body so that I can once again fit into this pair of jeans. Otherwise, I may just have to conveniently 'lose' it somewhere.

Missus Singapore out!

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