HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

It's our National Day today. We're a young country by world standards - only 45 years old today but few can deny that we are a beacon of peace in the east. With all that's happening in these parts, we offer a safe reprieve from all the turmoil. For how long? well you can never tell.

For now, it's time to celebrate our uniqueness as a nation and party! Of course if you really want to help the nation with its population problem, here's what you can do. Get laid and get knocked up or knock somebody up!

Missus Singapore out!