YUMMY DICK CAKE!

A reader Joyce, writes in with this photo to share how a similar cake was presented to her friend during her 35th birthday. The only difference was that it had a few real-life dildos sticking out from it. I guess that is more practical - a present-cake combo.

Personally, I think cake and cock make a great combo - I mean a real dick. I remember many years ago, before I got married, I was a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding and there was lots of left-over cake.

Between the four of us bridesmaids, we had a whole lot of cake to take with us. Anyway, at that time, I was not so much into rich icing-laden cake and neither was I exactly a big fan of oral sex (Okay, say it - Blow job prude!)

So I'm home with lots of cake when this guy I know comes over. Invariably I took the opportunity to serve him some. But with so much still left after, he decided to smear some icing over me and I did the same to him and soon, we had cake all over the place and over each other.

I then decided to go down on his cake-covered dick and it was at that point, I appreciated both more than I ever had before - blowing and eating cake! I suppose it was one of the first lessons I learnt about spicing up sex. A blow job 1,000 times over does get mundane but dip it in some icing or chocolate sauce and it can make a difference. Of course as time went by, the food varied more, but so too did the dicks.

Missus Singapore out!