DANCE 'LITTLE' LADY

I suppose in all forms of dancegroup performances - the best dancers always get center stage. They get to be in the front of the line to showcase their skills.

However, when it comes to the Japanese cabaret - not topless review mind you, stark naked - the one with the best body (READ: Biggest boobs) gets to stand in the front. Thus, another reason why it pays to have a good body.

Dancers are really flexible creatures. Like gymnasts, their bodies are so subtle which is why I think their bodies are best conditioned for sex. Before I hooked up with my hubby, he used to see this cage dancer - you know, popular in discos in the 80s. They dance in a cage which is suspended from the ceiling. Scary stuff.

Well, she was this hot and rather short Eurasian girl, built like a bomb - tight ass and thighs, the perfect boobs for bouncing. (I saw the photos!) Of course the sex was good, what do you expect? Well, it was good until yours truly came along to show him how good it can really get!

Unfortunately, she let herself go.

We met her last Christmas at a party of a mutual friend and gosh she was huge! I mean she is still short, but huge! Double chins, quadruple arms, and humongous thighs. Her butt? Let's just say she could cause an eclipse if she stands between the sun and you.

My hubby - being a typical superficial male - was like - Holy Cage-Crashing Dancer Batman!

He was right in a way because I doubt any cage could hold this one.

So I gainfully registered another tick in my favour as to why it was the right decision to marry moi.

Missus Singapore out!