WHERE PORN AND ART MEET

Normally I don't put up in your face kinda photos but I'll make an exception this time. I received a wonderful series of sketches from a kind reader, Melpose34 (not sure who he or she is). I've picked this one which is kinda nice. If any of you know who the artist is, let me know. :-)

Anyway, we do have a lot of batik (Indonesian art) paintings of nude women and my hubby had a few in his home when he was young. He recalls how his dad would always rush around the house taking them down whenever his elder sister who was a catholic nun, would announce that she was around the corner and dropping in!

When you compare those pictures with this, I guess that was tame. But how things have changed? Nudity is still very much in these parts viewed with scorn but at least there is more of it getting around.

In the papers the other day, a woman complained about this man who lives across from her. She would always catch him come out of the bathroom stark naked. I'm just thinking that maybe she is invading the poor guy's privacy. What is she doing always knowing when he takes his bath and comes out. Apparently, she caught him over 10 times in two weeks!!!! If that does not constitute a Peeping Mary, I wonder what is.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX BITS

The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

Who is this man? 33.3 times a week? Is he for real? But it never said anything about him ejaculating so it could be a quick one in, and then out - registers as one! I definitely need to be present to see such a man at work. An average man would have intercourse only around 5,500 times in the same period.

Possibly, this guy is on some special food - something that is in a stud-only diet.

But seriously, who records this and who is there for 30 years to keep count. I could easily say that I have sex 15 times a week (Sunday is rest day so only once on that day). So it will work out to 23,400 times over 30 years.

I'm just amazed that people actually find time to record such things. I mean sex is great and a wonderful release when its spontaneous but to consciously have a ticker by your side to record it - well how tedious can it possibly become?

Missus Singapore out!

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DICK LIFTING

Talk about working it out, this certainly is going to the extreme. Mark (the one who sent me this photo), I hope you have been putting on the muscles where it matters. Once you're done, I really like to see the results you've attained.

One reader to MS recently wrote in asking about ways to strengthen his dick. Well how should I know? Anyway, he mentioned how several women had commented that he was 'a little on the small side'.

I told him there is not much I could do about his size but he could try to impress them with his personality. If you've got special skills - say you give a good back rub or foot massage - he should use it. Do everything to please her and make her appreciate him so that when it finally comes down to the job, they won't be too harsh. Everyone loves a good massage every now and then.

Of course if that doesn't work, try to blindfold her or get her stoned-drunk - I told him.

Missus Singapore out!

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BITTER WIFE

Whilst sieving through the myriad of emails, I came across an interesting photo - coincidentally sent in by two separate people - Maria Hackfield from Florida and Ian Wong from Singapore. Thank you guys and I see you both have been surfing similar sites.

This really hits below the belt but the guy must have really done something to have prompted his wife to lose it and take up a billboard ad. I've actually come across this before but decided to put it up because I thought of a friend of mine Simone, who is presently going through a terrible time with her marriage.

She didn't catch him with another woman in bed. Neither did she catch him with another woman in public. You know times have changed when a woman actually catches her man with a naked woman on the other side of a webcam!

I told her not to overreact and it might just be an adult website. But apparently, she recognised this other woman from her hubby's workplace! I guess he was thinking with his balls to do something like that. I mean he probably sees this other woman on a daily basis and he could have certainly found a more discrete way to have his fill of her but no, do it from the home PC. But then again, this is a guy whose thought processes are rather limited.

So what did she do? Nothing yet. We spoke about a week back and she told me I'd be the first to know when she decides. The only thing she would share with me was that it was gonna be big!

Personally, I don't really like the guy because he is always belittling my friend and he has terrible table manners. Hang on, he doesn't have any manners at all. But he is always telling her to stay away from me and even told her I was a bad influence. Pity he didn't dare tell it to me in my face or what little balls he has left would be trampled on by yours truly.

But this all makes sense because he only started asking her to keep away from me after I saw him with different women on two separate occasions. I told my friend about it of course but she insisted I was mistaken. So I left it although I was not buying into it - I mean how is one to be mistaken when he had his hand inside one's blouse and on the other occasion, his hand squeezing her ass check?

Well, on hindsight, I could be wrong you know! For all we know he might have been harmlessly trying to adjust the first woman's tits that were slipping out of her brasserie or helping the other to remedy as ass cramp that prevented her from walking.

Missus Singapore out!

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Yet another for the column I wrote in a men's magazine.

Q: Sex has become quite mechanical (position and timing wise). Any advice on how to spice things up?

A: Take turns every week to be the dominant one. This will ultimately lead to more experimentation in bed as you both try to outdo the other. The element of surprise is always exciting, whether or not you end up doing something you have done before.

Spontaneity is another thing that can erase the monotony of sex - i.e. timing and location. Catching each other off guard is a great way to inject some spice and where possible, get out of the bedroom and do it somewhere else. Of course to pull this off, you both have to be comfortable enough with each other to express your desires and fantasies openly.

Missus Singapore out!

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7-INCH MEAL!

It'll blow your mind away? Well, it will be better than average but definitely won't blow my mind away.

There was a sexuality forum I was invited to recently and when we broke off into groups, the topic of penile size inevitably cropped up.

Surprise, surprise in my group of 10 women, only one claimed that size really mattered. All of us were between 35-50 years of age.

Interestingly enough, another two groups also discussed it and in the 25-35 year old group, out of the 11 women in it, nine insisted that size mattered.

So the next time you ask the question 'does size really matter?', you should take into consideration how old the woman you are asking is. The more experienced they are, the more likely they will tell you that bigger does not always translate to better sex. For the younger women, who claim to know it all but in reality don't know a testicle from a tentacle, the novelty with be strong.

Being a little naughty, I asked them to write down the respective sizes of the biggest men they had slept with. The largest was 10 while 6.5 inches seemed to be the most common 'biggest' tool experienced. 6.5 big? Well I suppose for many Asians, that is gigantus.

So while the jury may still be out on penile length, one thing was unanimous - that girth was more satisfying. I think so too.

Undoubtedly, a bigger tool is certainly more interesting to play with, sucking it may take some practice but once you get the hang of it, it can be addictive. Sex is another thing altogether - dependent more on skill than size. Also, stroking a pipe is so much more satisfying than doing double checks to ensure that you actually have anything in your hands.

But going back to the BK ad - $6.25 for a 7-incher is something that might interest me. Pretty good deal and I'll certainly make a good meal out of it.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX POSITION FOR THE WEEK #1

Astride
Most of us probably refer to this position as woman on top. Some call it riding the sybian (a woman's toy designed like a saddle) or simply riding her man.

Whatever you wish to call it, it's a simple but great position for the woman to control the proceedings - choosing to 'sit in deep' or titillate the guys dickhead.

She can choose to move up and down or in circular motion, bang down hard or stroke a man's tool gently with her inner walls.

For me personally, a slow titillation of the dickhead gives me most pleasure and from personal observations, is not too bad for the guy too.

Another foreplay routine could be rubbing against a guy's dick without any penetration. It takes some practice but at times, you might even try getting your man off that way. Does wonders for your sexual ego too!

For the man, he gets to see and play with his woman as she faces him in her full glory - tits and all.

Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties: February 21 - 28

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A BD CAKE UNLIKE ANY OTHER

Check out this super BD cake sent in my Josh from Toronto, Canada. By BD, I'm not referring to Birthday but Bondage & Discipline. It's just the type of cake for a couple who have recently embraced the consensual roleplay practice.

For me, light BD is okay but having a low tolerance level for pain (READ: Coward), I guess I'm limited to how far and how much I can achieve from this. At most, I'll go with some nipple pinching and ass spanking provided I'm really aroused. Otherwise, pinch me and I'll punch you in the nose.

Missus Singapore out!

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SINGAPORE OR SCANDALPORE?

A reader from Singapore wrote in to complain about how one local newspaper is so focused on sensationalizing stories to make them seem like scandals.

He writes, "Every day when I read it, there is nothing but a headline on sex or some scandal. It's really frustrating and it seems like they are the ones making sex seem so dirty."

While I agree with what they do on a regular basis, it's really part of strategy to sell newspapers. Trashy as they are, they seem to be bending more towards tabloid reporting more than anything. We can't do anything to stop that BUT like I told this reader, you can choose not to buy it.

We can all exercise our right as consumers when it comes to what we read. He says that he reads it everyday! It's because of people like him, ironically, papers like this one thrives.

On the subject of scandals, well they are all blown out of proportion and the readers' letters whom they choose to publish seem to slant towards the critical. "The worse it sounds, the more people want to read about it," one publisher I knew once told me.

If we want to be sophisticated, we need to employ good judgment whenever we read newspapers - bearing in mind that the real story is often never told and it is mostly written with an opinionated view.

"Presenting objective views is a definite no-no when there is an agenda behind a story," my publisher friend would add. In this case, the agenda is consistent with what all tabloids strive for - higher newspaper sales.

We have to be mindful of the fact that selling a newspaper these days is really no different from a shampoo manufacturer who goes all out to promote and make all sorts of claims for boosting their product's sales.

The only difference is that while with shampoos, we often shop around and weigh our options, with newspapers, there is a misconceived notion that they can't be wrong. But they often are.

The scandals in Singapore pale in comparison to what you will read elsewhere. I mean they should not even be categorised as such.

Consider this in Singapore: A young woman who writes about her sexual conquests - that's a scandal. A college girl who has topless photos uploaded on an ex-boyfriend's blog - that's a scandal. A childless couple walk around naked in their own home - that's a scandal. A former actress who had leaked private videos of her having sex - that's a scandal.

I classify them as classic examples of invaded privacy. So what if they want to indulge in such activities in their private time. What is wrong with that? Have they hurt anyone?

It is their bodies and their lives to do as they wish. No one was underage, no one was forced to do anything they didn't want to, no kids or animals were hurt - so what's the fucking deal with this lot of Singaporeans who keep passing judgment.

If I want to get screwed by 6 guys on a pool table on a lazy Saturday afternoon after a friend's birthday party in May 2003 (just for argument's sake), what's fucking wrong with that! If you have your moral laws to uphold, then spend time ensuring that they are enforced in your lives - don't bother about what others do with theirs.

Can't we all just be more tolerant?

Missus Singapore out!

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START THE YEAR WITH A BANG!

Didn't have any tiger motif clothes to usher in the year of the tiger with so an old Chinese-style printed top was all I have to offer. I took it last week and the male model ain't the hubby. Go figure!

I'd like to take the opportunity to wish all my readers who celebrate the Lunar New Year a great year ahead.

Live out the tiger in you and make sure you take it to bed with you too. I think while we continue to focus on our priorities in life, we should not ignore the things that add spice to life. Otherwise, life is going to be a slow paddle in tame lake. If sex ain't your thing, don't worry, there is still lots you can do to keep it real and exciting - yeah right!

I will be introducing a new weekly 'Sex Position of the Week' - not devised by me but from a book I recently got my hands on. We can take it slowly together and your feedback is most welcomed but you have to make sure you actually do it. It will be our very own 'class project' together.

Some of the positions are really familiar but we have to stick to the routine to make sure we cover as many positions as possible. In any case, a familiar (or boring) position will help to give us a break every now and then from all the sexual aerobics that we can expect to perform during the course of this new series.

So until then, have a bang and more bangs for the new year. And I'm not referring to firecrackers just so you know.

Missus Singapore out!

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FOREPLAY IS SERVED!

Interesting photo sent in although I think the 'C' actually fell off! But for humour's sake, let's just suppose there really was such a cafe? What do you expect to be on the menu? I presume it would serve almost everything leading to but not including sex itself.

So it would be a kind of a tease cafe - like what many women do to men at the clubs here. I know of quite a few women who actually get off by putting their teasing skills to the test every week or so. One girl Sheena, twenty-somethingish, whom I met some years ago, used to and still does hit a few watering holes here to do just that.

She's been called all sorts of names and her behaviour has been tagged with all kinds of behavioural terms. There is always some term shrinks or counselors like to use to describe such behaviour the most common cited ones include 'low self-esteem' and 'lacks a sense of self-importance'.

Now I know this woman and she certainly doesn't lack any confidence - it's just that she has this thing which she likes to live out. Her take is that as long as no one is hurt - it's all fine.

The reason why I am singling her out is because about a year back, she was interviewed in a local newspaper and following the story, many readers wrote in to criticize her actions (apparently many Singaporeans are shrinks too!). In general, the women called her 'cheap' while many male readers thought she was - ready for this - 'lessening the integrity and reputation of other women'.

For heaven's sake, she is just doing what she wants to do and enjoys doing. No one gets hurt, no one is robbed. Many others do a lot worse things out there. If we want to be an open and sophisticated society, methinks that we have to accept all types. So guys can hit on you in pubs hoping to get a lay but women can't do the same without expecting a lay?

I feel the women who tag her 'cheap' are merely jealous that Sheena is just brave enough to do what she likes while they sit at home and give a running commentary of life beyond the four walls that replay a monotonous serial.

As for the men, I gather that they are simply frustrated by women like this who tease them and stop short of going all the way. You know - the so-called cock teasers? Oh tough!

For me, well I tease too and like it, but am usually left with very little self-control to stop. Next frame usually finds me all exhausted and sweaty - gazing at the ceiling with some unconscious and equally sweaty man lying down beside me as I rue my failure at teasing. I guess I suck at teasing (no pun intended).

I like to look at different people and their nuances as a learning experience. Life is just so much more exciting to observe others and enjoy the show. Who knows you might get to learn something in the process. But beyond extending your horizons, it is important to embrace all types as long as their actions do not smash through societal boundaries that are important to keep civility going.

So Sheena (and others like her), feel free to keep doing what you do for as long as you enjoy doing it. Hey, if you get off - that's your prerogative. Who knows, you might even be teaching our hypocritical society here to extent their levels of tolerance. While the broader boundaries may have been loosely marked out, it is timely to let people know that it is not defined by individual perceptions but by acceptance.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX BITS

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

That is a whole lot of semen - almost two 2-litre bottles of coke! It never mentioned if it was from one guy or 100, or if it was human to begin with but here's the thing - I doubt it would have been a pleasant experience seeing that she had to have it medically pumped out of her system.

The big question that lingers is who actually records such things?

Missus Singapore out!

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TRUTH BEHIND THE BRAVADO

I've always wondered why men are so reluctant (READ: STUBBORN) to see the doctor. Often, they are quick to brush off any slight hint of illness - anything so that they get to stay away from the doctors. This is perhaps why the life expectancy of women is higher than that of the male species.

Finally unraveled - a guy's worst nightmare!

Missus Singapore out!

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STONE DICK

Maria from SF, California sent me nice photo through email of this stone statue of a man with a humongous dick. She found it strange that the guy in the photo was actually willing to place his hands on the dick!

Well, we don't know the true story behind it but it could be that by touching it, magical powers will depict that the man will soon have a dick as impressive.

I suppose as you mature, you start to realise that size, while always good to have, is not the best thing to have in your man. A woman's magazine in the US recently did a survey that I fully concur with. 73% of the women surveyed (aged 35-50) actually said that they would choose a dick that stays hard more than a long dick that fights hard to stay erect.

I knew this guy Raj once and it was really long. I mean it went down to his thighs when it was flaccid but it took like forever to get fully erect. Impressive as it was, it hardly stayed that way long enough. Moreover, when it did get hard, he would get all pale in the face.

I think the young gals are really missing out on the group of men that will really perform better in bed - the older ones I mean. Somehow, they just are able to pace themselves and control things better than those young guys who tend to be very impatient to get it over and done with.

In my experience, the guys in their 20s are most culpable for not taking time to please their women enough. It's like they have to get somewhere really quick. So take your time and enjoy the journey.

Missus Singapore out!

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Another from my column in a man's magazine.

Q: Will kinky man's underwear do anything for the ladies?

MS: Honestly, ‘No!’ Most women will squirm seeing a man in a stringed cup or G-string. And that is if she isn’t first overcome by laughter.

Even if you have a super-toned body, with impressive bulges at the right places, it isn’t going to work for you. It’s just too tacky to get us horny. Besides, it leaves little to the imagination.

Take your cue from many male strippers who have returned to good-old-fashioned white (and tight) briefs. If you can’t pull that off, there are always the trusty boxers (not beach shorts please).

Give us a man in boxers any day and we’ll have our lips smacking.

Missus Singapore out!

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VALENTINE'S DAY OPTIONS

Personally, these girls, hot as they are, are not quite convincing in their poses. I could have done better! Besides, where are the guys? How come they didn't get any men in the video. Anyway, Happy Valentine's and thank you Helena for sending in the video and the e-card! Your kids are adorable too. Unfortunately, mine are kinda - well they're young adults now!

Missus Singapore out!

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HEADLINE NEWS!

Brothel Offers Discounts to Cyclists

A Berlin brothel is doing its bit for the environment - by offering discounts to customers who arrive on bicycles.

"The recession has hit our industry hard," said Thomas Goetz, owner of the Maison d'envie brothel.

"Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people. It's good for business, it's good for the environment - and it's good for the girls."

Customers who arrive on a bicycle or who can prove they took public transportation get a five euro (£4.30) discount from the usual 70-euro fee for a 45 minute session.

"We have around three to five new customers coming in daily to take advantage of the discount," he said, adding the green rebate has helped alleviate traffic and parking congestion in the neighbourhood.

Reported in Ananova.com

MS: Good to know that the Green Revolution is spreading into the Red Light Vocation. I'm just wondering about customers who come on foot. Will they qualify for the discount too?

Actually, it might sound like a novel ideal - riding to your regular - but wouldn't the guy then put himself in danger of getting into an accident? I mean with his blood not yet returned to his legs - imagine the wobbling that would ensue.

Missus Singapore out!

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LOVE IS A (PRODUCT OF) MANY SPLENDID THING(S)

It's the weekend again and just in case you didn't know, here in Singapore, we are set for an extended weekend due to the Chinese New Year holidays.

Most of us actually go back to work on Wednesday. So lots of time for partying this weekend. Unfortunately, judging by the number of places I'm suppose to be and not enough time to be in all of them, I've got to pick where I want to go.

It's also Valentine's weekend so doubly exciting. Don't get me wrong, I'm not so hooked up with Valentine's Day because I'm just so lucky to have a man who makes everyday and night special. I just feel that if you need a day to be reminded that you are in a relationship and have to let the significant other know how much you love him or her - then your relationship is really screwed up! That's just my view.

I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones because many of my friends' are falling like flies along the relationship highway. So I really do treasure every day I am in a happy relationship. I not one to second guess how long this will last but I'd rather revel in enjoying what I have now that worrying incessantly about how long it will actually last.

Central to this happiness, I feel, is down to four main things - mutual respect, honesty, trust and space to be who you are. When someone asks if you love your man (or woman) - very often we are quick to say yes without really considering these things. Love is not a single entity but what I like to refer to as 'the shaded area' where all these attributes intersect.

But who am I to define love? Who is really qualified to? Perhaps different folks have different expectations and defining boundaries for love. But that's just it! Unique as each of us are, we need to keep looking at those expectations, modifying them as we go along to keep the relationship fresh over time.

While time is the true test of any relationship, it is also the grain we have to move against - it's what challenges any union.

Saying you love somebody for the sake of saying it is fine but to mean it and give yourself reason to keep nurturing it with your time and effort - now that takes some doing which unfortunately, not many are prepared to do in this day and age. We are too impatient. It's a very result-oriented world and no one seems to enjoy the journey anymore.

To feel the same excitement, heart-pounding lust and warmth after over 20 years with the same man - having gone through the highs and lows and still feel the same way - is something I never thought I would be able to do.

Superficial as some of you may think, sex is a big deal for me. It always has been and always will be so my sexuality revolves around the need for continued sexual adventure and excitement - a major reason why I needed someone who can let me be myself but at the same time be my anchor. Not many men are prepared to do that since they refuse to be separated from their bad-ass Siamese twin named EGO.

Perfect relationship? I don't think there ever is such a thing. To have one, we need to know ourselves completely and know exactly what we want in our partners - which takes - you guessed it - time! Moreover, I doubt many even know these things. The best we can hope for is a healthy relationship encompassing mutual respect, honesty and trust. If you have that, I bet happiness will follow. The sex will also have the potential to be a whole lot better!

It's just a wonderful reason to be living for it. And to feel it? Well, who says you can't enjoy heaven on earth? Make love not war!

Okay, enough of mush - time to get back to some raw sex!

Happy Valentine's and Happy Chinese New Year to all those who celebrate it.

Missus Singapore out!

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MS ADVISORY

Here is the scheduled monthly advisory. Life is too short not to enjoy good sex so make sure you stay around long enough to have it. Play hard but smart!

Missus Singapore out!

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DANCE 'LITTLE' LADY

I suppose in all forms of dancegroup performances - the best dancers always get center stage. They get to be in the front of the line to showcase their skills.

However, when it comes to the Japanese cabaret - not topless review mind you, stark naked - the one with the best body (READ: Biggest boobs) gets to stand in the front. Thus, another reason why it pays to have a good body.

Dancers are really flexible creatures. Like gymnasts, their bodies are so subtle which is why I think their bodies are best conditioned for sex. Before I hooked up with my hubby, he used to see this cage dancer - you know, popular in discos in the 80s. They dance in a cage which is suspended from the ceiling. Scary stuff.

Well, she was this hot and rather short Eurasian girl, built like a bomb - tight ass and thighs, the perfect boobs for bouncing. (I saw the photos!) Of course the sex was good, what do you expect? Well, it was good until yours truly came along to show him how good it can really get!

Unfortunately, she let herself go.

We met her last Christmas at a party of a mutual friend and gosh she was huge! I mean she is still short, but huge! Double chins, quadruple arms, and humongous thighs. Her butt? Let's just say she could cause an eclipse if she stands between the sun and you.

My hubby - being a typical superficial male - was like - Holy Cage-Crashing Dancer Batman!

He was right in a way because I doubt any cage could hold this one.

So I gainfully registered another tick in my favour as to why it was the right decision to marry moi.

Missus Singapore out!

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CAREFUL WHO YOU PICK UP!

Thanks Wendy Sim from Singapore, for this funny cartoon. It's a reminder for guys trying to pick up a girl. These days with all the advance in plastic surgery, you never quite can tell from afar the targets you hit.

In Thailand especially, some of the ladyboys are absolutely gorgeous. I've made a few friends in Bangkok and Phuket - all pre-op and making enough money to go for the operation that would change their lives completely. Unfortunately, the ones in Singapore are not convincing enough.

Missus Singapore out!

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Sex Parties the Week of February 14 - 20

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BUD-DA YIN, BUD-DA YANG

It's said that in order to achieve perpetual happiness in life, there has to be balance - the so-called yin-yang equilibrium. Well, I don't know much about yin-yang but I what I do know is that there is nothing quite able to balance out sex - good sex.

I read an article featuring this well-known geomancer who claimed that everything has to be balanced out - or cancelled out. My question is not so much in the concept but more about his mention of the word 'everything'.

I mean if you do good, does that mean you need to do something bad to balance things out? So what is the opposite of good sex? If you have a great romp in the sack does that mean you got to go get a lousy lay in a sty to be happy?

For me I just like to do the things that make me happy but of course making sure it doesn't hurt anyone I love. Is that too naive? They also say do everything in moderation. To some extent I do submit to that in most things except sex. I have lots of it and am happy with it. I guess I could spend a little more time cleaning my bicycle spokes to balance things up.

Nah! Sex always comes first. It makes for a really good work out, you get to sweat (which is healthy), keep your heart strong (which is good) and release stress (which is always a welcome reprieve). Why should I moderate then?

I guess what they mean is lead a balanced life doing a variety of things.

But I do. I have sex in the bedroom, bathroom, in the park, beach, airplane, boat, car...etc. See? Lots of variety.

Perhaps they mean vary your activities?

Well, I do too. I have it doggy style, take route 69 or spread scissors - stand, sit, balance - all takes concentration.

Now some of these geomancers I really don't know about. I mean my hubby's contact who is now a property agent was once a geomancer. He had a bright future taking over from big boss but then he got disillusioned when he observed the true on-goings. He seems to think that lots of advice stems from people's fears, traditions and from not knowing any better (READ: NO COMMON SENSE).

True or not, I know that my life is run the way I run it. If something is not working or going wrong, I simply make necessary changes to my life to make it right. I don't need some geomancer or sex doctor to tell me my bed is too high, the shade of brown in my room is too dark. Do you know there are even people who tell you how you are suppose to make love, the style that suits you, the bedroom set-up and other stuff?

Yin-Yang concepts make work for some areas in our lives but to say it affects everything, especially sex, is to me, a bunch of crock! I know of many many people who have spent tons of moolah on feng shui advice in their relationships (besides homes and offices) only to see it crumble to the ground.

The failings of the concepts I believe have to do with ignoring the most important element in the equation of harmony - people. If there are concepts to adjust or realign the mindsets of people - then I think we really might have something there.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX BITS

I really am overwhelmed by the things you guys send in and I totally appreciate it. In sorting them out and finding a way to group them, I've decided that the easiest way is to start another section which encompasses all the interesting titbits and snippets I've received.

So to kick things off, here is an interesting one which the girls might find amusing. Don't worry boys, I'll have lots for you too.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a ’substantial’ amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

MS: This guy gives a new meaning to an explosive cumshot. I presume if he does cum in a woman, she'll get a taste of him in her mouth for sure. On hindsight, I think that would be a lot safer for her because at that speed and intensity, he could cum on her face and give her a nasty bruise the next day or at worse, a concussion or even blind her.

I knew a guy who had a powerful squirt but he's definitely no where near this guy. He did however leave me with a tearing eye once. Okay so he couldn't really rock my bed but I have to admit, it was the highlight of our times together, watching him cum. I'm so nasty aren't I?

Missus Singapore out.

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WHY MASTURBATE? (POLL 15)

Here is the results of the poll on masturbation. I actually had a longer running one and it was about to end when the poll site suddenly decided to fold!

Nonetheless, the results are pretty consistent. Most respondents tend to cite lack of sex as the main reason why they turn to D-I-Y.

But seriously, I get lots of good quality pounding and still need to play with my toys. So now I'm really left to wonder if I need professional help. A nymphomaniac I am? Certainly not! I'm just a hypersexual woman.

Missus Singapore out!

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YUMMY DICK CAKE!

A reader Joyce, writes in with this photo to share how a similar cake was presented to her friend during her 35th birthday. The only difference was that it had a few real-life dildos sticking out from it. I guess that is more practical - a present-cake combo.

Personally, I think cake and cock make a great combo - I mean a real dick. I remember many years ago, before I got married, I was a bridesmaid at a friend's wedding and there was lots of left-over cake.

Between the four of us bridesmaids, we had a whole lot of cake to take with us. Anyway, at that time, I was not so much into rich icing-laden cake and neither was I exactly a big fan of oral sex (Okay, say it - Blow job prude!)

So I'm home with lots of cake when this guy I know comes over. Invariably I took the opportunity to serve him some. But with so much still left after, he decided to smear some icing over me and I did the same to him and soon, we had cake all over the place and over each other.

I then decided to go down on his cake-covered dick and it was at that point, I appreciated both more than I ever had before - blowing and eating cake! I suppose it was one of the first lessons I learnt about spicing up sex. A blow job 1,000 times over does get mundane but dip it in some icing or chocolate sauce and it can make a difference. Of course as time went by, the food varied more, but so too did the dicks.

Missus Singapore out!

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HEADLINE NEWS!

Singaporean Man Offers Sex Tours In Vietnam

A Singapore man has been advertising sex tours in Vietnam through the Internet. He claims to be able to arrange sex tours to Ho Chi Minh City and even says he is able to provide a specific type of girl - virgins!

His website which has since been toned down, said if customers want to, they can verify the status of the girls' virginity at local clinics.

Going by the name Ah Sam, the 37-year old man who is married with two young children and based in Ho Chi Minh City, promises his clients a "dream sex holiday".

When told he would be breaking Singapore laws by providing such tours involving girls under 18, he seemed unfazed.

"I thought I would not be guilty of an offence if I did it in Vietnam, not Singapore," he said.

It is an offence for any person to make travel arrangements for tours outside Singapore for commercial sex with minors under 18. It is punishable with up to 10 years imprisonment or a fine or both.

Under Singapore law, anyone caught having commercial sex with a minor under the age of 18 here or overseas can also be jailed up to seven years and fined.

Vietnam laws prohibit anyone from organising or encouraging prostitution.

Ah Sam, who said he has lived in Vietnam for six years, claimed he returns to Singapore once every nine to 12 months, but has never read news reports about the illegal nature of such activities.

He has been offering sex tours since 2007 and charges up to S$1,000 for virgins. He said the women mainly work in brothels and massage parlours, and some of them are women he met on the street.

He said: "I approach them and tell them that I want to recommend them to my sex tour clients. The women then tell me their rates and I try to negotiate fair rates.

"Then I update my website accordingly. The oldest woman is about 25 and the youngest are between 18 and 19 years old."

When asked how he verifies the ages of the women, particularly the younger ones, Ah Sam claimed he could tell "by looking" at them.

He claimed to get about six calls daily from potential clients for his sex tours. About 20 per cent are Singaporeans. The rest, he said, come mainly from the US, Canada and Europe. Ah Sam claimed he also advertised on Google.

He said: "I also have Malaysian, Indonesian and Arab clients. Eight out of 10 people who call me say they want a sex tour.

"Of that number, two out of every 10 people say they want virgin girls."

Up to 5 years' jail for pimping
UNDER the Vietnamese Penal Code, anyone convicted of organising or encouraging prostitution can be jailed for between six months and five years.

Harbouring and procuring prostitutes as well as having commercial sex with anyone aged between 16 and 18 years are also criminal offences.

Anyone found guilty of trafficking in women can be jailed between two and seven years, and fined.

MS: I'm aghast with men trying to take advantage of young girls, especially when most of them probably don't know what they are getting into when they sign up. But the customers, the men who ask for these young girls are the ones who are really creating the demand. It is because of them that human trafficking in these parts is rife.

I have come across mothers pimping their daughters in some countries in the region and I find it really sad. I know I'll never understand their predicament or begin to but all I know is that I'll definitely do all I can in my power to ensure my daughter is never forced into this, especially when I still have the use of my hands and legs as many of these mothers do.

Missus Singapore out!

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OUT WITH IT!

After a break sorting out the emails that have come in, I'm finally ready to start posting your confessions. One observation though. Where are the guys? It seems the ladies outnumber confessions 5 to 1! Well it seems the women have a lot more to get off their chests!

Here is one (quite long) from Jamilah in Sekudai. Not sure if it is in Indonesia or Malaysia. Anyway read on.

J: I live along a street with a sundry store at the end of it. It is in the suburbs so it is a rather quiet street. Only in the mornings and evenings will there be lots of people passing by either to go to work or when returning home. I have three children - all schooling. My husband works in another state and sometimes comes home after two to three days each time. I am a senior bank teller in a local bank but now only work mornings so that I can be home around the same time as my kids.

Back to the shop. It is owned by this man Karim who runs it with his brother Kassim. They are both rather pleasant and well-behaved men. Both of them were around their early 40s and not married as far as I know. We always exchange greetings and sometimes joke around.

So one morning, I made my usual stop at the store and got a few cans on milk and some bread. As I was paying, I saw an adult magazine hastily tucked under some accounts book. I curiously asked what it was and Kassim who was attending to me blushingly handed it to me. Being brought up in a very conservative family with strict religious parents, I had never actually seen such a magazine in all of my 30 years. To be honest, I've never even seen another cock other than my husband's.

I mustered all my courage and asked it I could look through it. He shyly agreed and handed it over to me. As I flipped the pages, I felt a strange feeling between my legs and my heart started pounding. I returned home to masturbate. I had not done so since I got married. But more importantly, I was hooked. I now secretly visit the store to borrow adult magazines from Kassim on a regular basis.

Nobody but Kassim knows about this. I'm sure I will be the scorn of everyone if they found out but it is just so hard to resist. Sometimes when Kassim and I talk about it, I get so horny and now I'm finding myself wanting to have sex with him. I've not done anything yet.

MS: Thanks for sharing this Jamilah. To me it was a little bit of an anti-climax but I suppose considering your conservative upbringing, this would be scandalous where you come from. I guess it must be nice to have a store around the corner that meets your every need! Let me know if you decide to take it any further with Kassim.

Missus Singapore out!

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THIS IS FREAKY!

I know about orgies but this is really straight from weirdsville. I don't know what this was for - perhaps some attempt to be recorded in the Guinness Book of Records. I don't know.

Well the Japanese after all, do have a reputation of taking things to extremes so perhaps a kind Japanese reader of MS might like to elaborate?

For many women and men I know who have attended adult parties, they always seem to mention about how difficult it is to get used to being naked with more than their partners in the same room. But they do say after the first time, it's plain sailing after. I wonder how these people do it.

Someone please enlighten me - how is this enjoyable?

Missus Singapore out!

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Sex Parties Week of 2/7 - 2/13

Sunday...
THE HOT JOCK PARTY -- Super Bowl Sex Party! (Midtown East)
This party -- usually at a hotel -- has guys in mostly 30s-40s (some 50s, and a few 20s). It's a mixed crowd, hot to average guys, but mixed. Sunday night crowds are better than weekdays. Not a lot of attitude (unless you count the host). Usually about 30-50+ guys attend, twice a month. $25 donation. 5-10pm.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotjckpty@yahoo.com

SUPER BOWL ORGY! REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Sunday afternoons & Tues nights; $25 donation.
http://www.nyjacks.com/

SOS: SEX ON SUNDAYS (formerly NY BUTT LICKERS) (Grammercy)
Now held in the E20s -- in HUGE beautiful duplex apt (same space as Olympus). Orgy every Sunday. Unfortunately --the have an open door policy and let in ANYBODY -- so the place is FILLED with overweight and really old flabby guys. Possible the most disgusting party I've ever attended. If you are desperate for sex with anyone (or get off with gross old guys -- GO; if you have ANY self esteem, and have ever been to the gym (ever) then SKIP THIS ONE. I often get off on sex with old dudes, but these are NOT hot. Also, they will host the occasional Saturday night party. Charge is $25 for in and out access 10pm till 10am.
Email for invite: sexonsundaynyc@yahoo.com
NOTE: FREE THIS WEEK.

Monday...
MUSCLE GROUP ( West Harlem/w140s)
In small studio apartment. This small sex party really runs the gamut from
incredibly hot guys to very average dudes. The host is a big guy, can be too much for some. Usually have 4-10 guys attend -- some 20- mostly 30- some 40 YOs. Have parties at random. FREE.
*Send pics & Stats to: MUSCLFINALE@aol.com

JACKS OF COLOR ( Chelsea )
A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. http://www.jacksofcolor.com/

Tuesday...
MONMOUTH COUNTY PARTY (Tinton Falls). Lunch-time sex party held at hotel. $20.00 donation; Condoms lube bottled water provided; held in Penthouse Suite with beds & showers and plenty of room to play. Get 30 to 60 guys in a 4 hour time span. For invite: mfactor62@yahoo.com
NOTE: LUNCH-TIME GROUP ---11AM TO 3PM

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Sunday afternoons & Tues nights; $25 donation.
http://www.nyjacks.com

Wednesday...
NJ PARTY (Fairlawn, NJ) Held in a duplex apartment - upstairs is turned over to the party for 2 hours LUNCH-TIME and EVENING PARTIES each week - schedule varies; $20 - soda, condoms and lube provided.10-20 people at each event. LUNCH: 12-2pm, NIGHTS; 7-9pm.EMAIL pics and stats: njparty@aol.com and/or njparty@ymail.com
*WEDNESDAY LUNCH-TIME: 12:00PM-2:00PM

CUMMONKEY/GRAB ASS PARTY (Chelsea)
Studio space, not apartment. Since this re-started is much better class of guys, much hotter mix. Usually 30-50 guys attend, from 20-30-40 YOs. Every Wednesday. $25 donation, plus $2 for clothes check. (I haven't been in a while: but I hear attendance is down, and so is the quality of guys).
http://www.cummonkey.com/

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.

Thursday...
DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Financial District). Held in a clean studio apartment in a doorman building near Rector Subway stop). Motto: Sex Party for All Men - No Attitude, Friendly Environment; CLAIMS: Hot guys ages 20's - 40's+; Doors open 7:30pm - 10pm (open until midnight); $20 donations. The new revamped parties have been hot -- lots of muscular and lean guys, and some average guys. Mostly oral, some fucking. The host is a great guy.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

DARRELL’S DUNGEON (Chelsea). Leather, Military or Less. All Male, All Colors, Anything Goes…First Thursdays, starting January 7, 2010 (8PM-3AM). Held at PADDLES (w26). For more information, check out: www.darrellsdungeon.mobi. For invitation, send stats and pics to darrell@darrellsdungeon.com

BRUTHAS AND FRIENDS PARTY (Corona) This party is held in a private apartment; Thursday, 6PM-MIDNIGHT, or Fridays, 8PM to 3AM; $15 donation. Refreshments and snacks provided
For Invite: Men4MenPlay@yahoo.com

NJ PARTY (Fairlawn, NJ) Held in a duplex apartment - upstairs is turned over to the party for 2 hours LUNCH-TIME and EVENING PARTIES each week - schedule varies; $20 - soda, condoms and lube provided.10-20 people at each event. LUNCH: 12-2pm, NIGHTS; 7-9pm.EMAIL pics and stats: njparty@aol.com and/or njparty@ymail.com
EVENING: THURSDAY, 7:00PM-9:00PM

Friday...
THE NYJOCK PARTY--NYJP (Midtown West)
In duplex apartment. The host is very discriminating -- and because of it the party now has the hottest guys with the most attitudes (the problem: not great sex; many guys just standing around looking at each other). If you don't have a killer body and face, you'll probably just be ignored. That said the guys are amazing: mostly 20s-early 30s. Usually have 30-70 guys attend. Usually once or 2X a month. $25 donation.
nyjockparty@yahoo.com
*Next party is early Friday, February 12, 2010.

TESTOSTERONE: THE SINNERS & SAINTS PRE-VALENTINE'S DAY EVENT (Gramercy), where good boys go bad and bad boys are good, the guestlist filled with lots of hot out-of-town jocks and studs visiting the city for the holiday weekend, ready to ignore and brave the expected snowstorm and "man-up" to the cold brutal weather, showing what they're made of and filling the duplex with testosterone.... $20 donation, 9pm-3am. Ive never been to TESTOSTERONE, but it's the same party promoter as OLYMPUS: which pulls in a very mix to average corwd, with lots of unsafe sex.
*For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net (Be SURE to him EVAN sent you).

HOT BROOKLYN PARTY (Brooklyn)
18-35yo ONLY. Usually more than 60 cute boys; *All lean in shape guys: No fats, chubs, dads, or bears. ($20 Donation for New Members; $15 Donation for Members; College Boy Twinks 18-23yo Free 10pm-12am /$10 Donation after 12am). Unlimited Cosmos and Beer 11PM-3AM. Party runs 10PM- 4 AM.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotbrooklynparty@nyc.rr.com

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY ( Brooklyn )
I've never been, but am told it's for Black and Latino guys, and guys
who love big black cocks. Safe sex for in shape guys—huge space, held every
Friday. its a safe and clean place. lots of space: two floor. a bit dark but eyes get used to it. $15
http://thugs4thugsex.com or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

BANA POOL PARTY (Downtown) In a club. A huge space with different levels and rooms: hotubs, pools, shower rooms, saunas, steam rooms, sex rooms, dance floor, bars.$40-50 general admission, $60-80 gets you a locker+, and $100 VIP pass. Very cool party. Lots of fun. February 12th at 11:59pm - 5AM
http://www.hotsteammachine.com/
http://www.thebanapoolparty.com/

Saturday...
JACKS OF COLOR ( Chelsea ) A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. "20TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION #3"
NOTE: AFTERNOON PARTY: doors 1:00 -6:00pm, open until 8:00pm.
http://www.jacksofcolor.com/

ALL NUDE FREAK PARTY (Gramercy)
According to the host, they screen to invite hot, athletic/fit/in-shape men of all colors age 21-45 to keep the party hot! Guys that used fake pics/stats to get an invite & but are out of shape, have large bellys, large/average build or look much older than 45 are not be admitted to the party. 10:30pm-4am/ $20
(plus minimum $1 coat check tip for helpers)
Send stats and pics to milkchocolatenyc@yahoo.com

COLLEGE WATER SPORTS KEGGER PARTY and GOLDEN BOYS USA ( Brooklyn )
Held in the basement space in a brownstone. Only accept guys who are in-shape, 18-30 years old, and get into (or tolerant of) guys pissing on other guys -- they NOW also have NON-WATER SPORT parties. Have regular rooms and wet rooms (even though there is a water sports theme, you don't have to be into W/S to have fun at this party). (I've never been to this one. This was reported to me by the promoter. Email me for their website.) Average 75-120 guys attend, all 20 YOs, $25. Second Saturday of every other month. ALSO have general UNDERWEAR parties every so often.
http://www.goldenboysusa.com/

HOT PARTIES 2006 (Queens). Party is held in a private apartment, on Saturdays. $20 donation. Also has parties in Manhattan & Brooklyn.
*Email photos and stats to hotparties2006@verizon.net or hotparties2006@msn.com

WHITE PONY PARTY (Forest Hills)
The host (White Pony) is a great guy, and def a nice no attitude party in pvt 1st fl apt. He has it on Saturday night from 8pm till 2am.
Email for invite: whitepony3332@yahoo.com

THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY ( Brooklyn ) I've never been, but am told it's for Black and Latino guys, and guys who love big black cocks. Safe sex for in shape guys—huge space, held every Friday. its a safe and clean place. lots of space: two floor. a bit dark but eyes get used to it. $15 http://thugs4thugsex.com/ or email bkthugparty@earthlink.net

GALLERY OF MEN (Times Square) every two weeks, 20s - 40s mostly holdovers from GCN/Studio days. Lots of BB, smoking area within the facility. Filled with 99% old, out-of-shape, gross guys. $20 admission first hour, $25 after that.
Email for invite: thegallerynyc@yahoo.com

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Here is the next installment of this column, reproduced from the one that ran in a local man's magazine.

Q: Our sex life has plummeted ever since the baby came along. How can we go back to those pre-baby hot nights?

MS: Instead of making time for sex (not always possible), try creating and sustaining the mood for it. That way, when baby decides to suddenly take a siesta, you can get straight down to it without spending too much time getting your motors up and running.

Keep the flirting going through conversation, SMS or naughty post-its. Sneak into the shower together or treat her to a nice body massage. Ironically, the best thing you can do to keep things hot is to help with the chores.

Seriously! If a woman isn’t overwhelmed by mothering duties, there’s a greater chance she’ll put her freed-up energy to show her deepest (pun intended) appreciation.

Missus Singapore out!

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WHERE FALLS THE BLAME?

Every New Year's Eve there is a hot countdown party at one of the beaches in Singapore's island resort of Sentosa. Usually it's the chance for the younger local crowd to unwind and busloads of foreigners to join in the festivities. It's all wild fun.

I was at two of these parties some years back and had to admit that it was kinda draining for me. (Is age catching up?) Anyway, at the most recent one to welcome 2010, there was some measure of controversy when a tape leaked out showing a woman enjoying herself dancing on an erected platform at one stage and minutes later, being groped by a group of men as she tried to get away.

Typical of Singaporeans, no one offered to help her.

When word (as well as a video) got out, many readers to a local forum wrote in to say she deserved it since she was showing her curves quite openly and wearing such skimpy clothes.

Sometime later, it was suggested that she was in fact not a she. Many identified her from a group of transvestites from Thailand. Others claimed she was a local. But what really took the cake was when the general consensus seemed to indicate that being a transvestite made it acceptable.

One woman in a local forum was vehemently condemning the act initially. But when she found out 'she' was actually a 'he', she did a flash U-turn and said 'he' deserved it.

So while the men cheered and insisted this 'he' deserved to be groped and was asking for it, many women are equally to blame for their views towards transvestites.

Who gives anyone the right to be treated in the manner she was? The guys were squeezing her tits, slipping their hands into her bikini bottom and it was clear from the video that she was trying to evade them but to no avail.

If we are to be a sophisticated, inclusive, understanding and tolerant society, this is certainly no way to go about it.

Woman or not, just because someone moves to arouse, or dresses to tease - it is not an open invitation to make a move on her or him. The guys are a disgrace and the women who condemn the person are equally culpable. Yes they may be different. They may feel and see things differently but isn't that what a diverse society is suppose to be? Embracing every aspect of diversity.

In terms of people on the streets, Singapore is really very much like New York, so many different colours and races spread all over the place. But in terms of accepting people - no matter what their sexuality, I have to admit that Singapore falls short - badly so.

I've many reasons to be proud for being Singaporean but this is not one of them.

Missus Singapore out!

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MS BLOG GUEST - JESSICA (PT 2)

Here is the second and final part of the interview with Jessica. Hope you enjoy it and if you want to, you can direct any questions you have for this extraordinary woman.

MS: So tell us Jessica, what has been your best experience to date?

J: There was this man. He works across the border in Malaysia but works in Singapore. He has been regular for about two years. We had sex only twice because each time, he visits me, he just wants to spend an hour talking to me. He is really lonely but he treats me like a real woman. He’s a perfect gentleman. He is also slipping me extra notes every now and then.

 

MS: So I take it most men are not gentlemen?

J: Well they come for sex and most of the time it’s really to release their frustrations at work or in their unhappy lives. Many times, I find them really angry by the way they have sex but when they cum, they are less stressed. But the worst client I had was really rough and would spit at me and call me all sorts of names. But worst of all, the pig-sty in my farm back home in China smelt better than him. He had body odor that could kill a city!

MS: So what has been the most unusual experience then?

J: There were two I can remember.

The first one involved a regular client. One day, I was walking into the street where I work when he approached me. Strangely, there was a woman with him. She introduced herself as his wife and I almost ran. I thought she was going to slash me or something with a knife. Instead, she wanted to talk to me about how I please her husband. She wanted to learn from me. That was weird!

MS: So did you help them?

J: Well, I agreed to sit down and talk to her over coffee. I felt uncomfortable but she really doesn’t know how to have sex at all.

MS: And the second?

J: This woman came in with a man. She sat down and watched for a while and later joined in. It was kinky but I was uncomfortable because I was not prepared for it. I’m not sure but I think they made some arrangement so that she can join in.

MS: Do you service women too?

J: Well, yes (giggles)

MS: Do you like a woman going down on you?

J: Oh yes! Three of us women stay together. Do you think we play dolls on our off days?

MS: What about the most exciting experience for you?

J: That has to be the time when I met this client of mine outside. Many of them actually stay around the area. This was a little risky for me because we were not allowed to see clients outside the brothel. Anyway, I did because this guy was cute and treated me nice.

So one off day, I went to a bachelor party. He offered me $1,500 which was a lot but when I got there, I realised that I had to fuck nine other men. I wanted to walk out until I saw them. Deep down it was my fantasy to have an orgy with so many different races at one time. I agreed besides they seemed like nice men. 

So the groom was first and soon the others joined in. It was somewhere during the fourth man that I had a huge orgasm. The biggest I’ve ever had. For so long, I’ve fantasised about it. There were four Chinese men, two Indian men, two Caucasian men and a Malay man. It was the best money I ever made especially since I was paid and had the chance to live my fantasy. 

MS: How long do you think you will continue to do what you are doing?

J: Well, I’ve managed to help my family buy a new house in China and now I’m just saving for myself. Maybe another two years and then we will see how. They don’t know that I’m working as a hooker. They think I’m helping to run a friend’s business here (giggles).

MS: One last question. When we first met, you and your friend wanted to pick me up. What did you have in mind?

J: My friend said you were pretty and delicious. So I said why don't you eat her. She said ok I will try and that is how we approached you. It was out from a dare really. But we do still want to eat you.

MS: (Smiles).

Missus Singapore out!

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