Anyway, I dropped by her place on Boxing Day to pass her some tarts I had made for her. Of course we had some time for catch up and she showed me her Christmas present to herself. She is rather tired of men and according to her 2010 is the year she will take a hiatus from the opposite sex. Yeah good luck girl!
So in place of the real meat, she invested in a big toy for herself. It looked pretty bulky at first but then she she pulled out all the attachments and what have you, gosh it was amazing. It was an all-in-one sex toy and apparently, it also catered to men! Like my trusty old bicycle, it had five speeds.
I didn't have time to accept her offer to try in out, and besides, neither of us had a single condom between the two of us. I did however promise I'll cash my rain check pretty soon!
When we met, she had already tried it several times and declared it was the best thing since M&Ms to fall into her hands. I forgot to snap a pic but she did send me a photo of the box the contraption came in.
Personally, I don't know if I would invest in such a device. Kinda big and too bulky for my liking but I'm saying this without trying it yet so you can never tell how I feel about it after I've had my ride. So will let you know how that goes. The biggest sex toy I've ever had was a huge 9-inch dildo. No batteries required - just a pure delight thanks to its extended grooves and highly flexible material. I still have it and its really one of my best friends. I named it Gordon...after an old boyfriend who was similarly endowed. Sadly, he was a useless jerk!
Missus Singapore out!
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