SEX RESOLUTION #5

Now that I've just about recovered from my post New Year celebrations (had a party on 2nd Jan), I guess I should post my suggested sex resolutions for the year. This is not something that I've come up with over the past few days but they are in fact a result of my experiences over the previous years (2007 and 2008) and how I managed to find a cure for them last year (2009). It worked for me and I just figured that it might just work for some of you.

#5 - Identify and nullify irritants
A big part of sex is getting in the mood. To that extent, good sex starts way before you get into the bedroom. It has to do with slipping into the right mindset. There are irritants all about - work stress, deadlines, crawling traffic, bad neighbours, horrible customer service, and the likes. The trick is knowing that they are unavoidable and spending your time finding a solution rather than mulling on their emergence.

For work stress and crawling traffic - I use visualisation. It's what I like to call fantasy time - so whenever I am face with such situations - I think about my fantasies. Not just a pan through but a detailed visualisation of everything - from the place, the people, the clothes the guy is wearing, his hairstyle, contours of his six-pack, what I'm wearing, how I undress, how he touches me, the names he calls me, and when I am over, I get back to what I have to do. The next time it comes around, I just continue and add on to building my fantasy. It's really great but you have to know when to stop.

Oh the horror of having neighbours from hell. I've given up on getting angry with my door- and gate-slamming neighbour. Nowadays, whenever I hear them waking up the whole neighbourhood with their antics, I quickly slip on my lowest cut blouse or hot pants and pretend to catch up on some gardening. Like clockwork I would appear whenever their front door and grilled gate slams. Bending over here and reaching over there.

It worked wonders.

The wife now knows that I always appear whenever the door and gate are slammed or even when I hear their loud voices - they are like a signal for me to pop up. She has since caught her husband ogling at me more than a few times and I do believe arguments have been triggered (such a evil little nymph I am!).

It's uncanny how she is now more focused on keeping an eye on her hubby and she also makes sure to close her doors and gates quietly so as not to arouse the appearance of yours truly. It's also quite obvious that she has insisted on keeping their voices down whenever they leave or return. Irritable and noisy problem solved.

I read somewhere that bitches always get their way - I am beginning to think so.

Missus Singapore out!