I was like okay but she knew what I was thinking. Like any typical woman, I was intrigued by the size of her wardrobe. Which woman wouldn't feel excited about a walk-in wardrobe? After all it's not exactly common in Singapore with the small apartments we live in.
Alas, I was standing at the doorway of one but I was also staring like an idiot - jaw dropped - as I panned across shelves of sex toys! I thought I had a big collection but hell she had a room of them, mostly recognisable to me but a breathtaking spread nonetheless.
I felt inadequate really - looking through her range of dildos, beads, whips, restraints, several contraptions, etc. I walked over to one, the biggest contraption in the room. It looked distinctively familiar. I was curious.
Her reply, "Oh that's just my rowing machine."
My idiocity was confirmed. I mean with all her sex toys in there, how was I suppose to know that she also made space for her exercise equipment!
Knowing that I do occasionally promote sex toys during my tupperware-type parties, she wanted my opinion on what else she could add to her collection. Yeah right, like she didn't already have all possible types of sex toys on the planet. I've seen sex shops with a smaller variety than what she had in her walk-in wardrobe. Darn, I must spend more time with this woman!
A nagging question I harboured as I left was how many toys are really adequate for a woman. What are the necessities? What can we do without?
So I've decided to do some research on the vital sex toys every woman should have. I think portability is a favourite with most women but let's just see what I come up with.
In the mean time, enjoy this television advertisement - related to walk-in wardrobes.
Missus Singapore out!
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