READERS' RESOLUTIONS

Look out for my sex resolution #2 - coming up next. In the meantime, here is a post in response to my recommended sex resolutions for 2010, I've received a host of emails and comments as a result. Here are some of the interesting ones.

1. Cathy, Singapore - Turn lesbian because I'm tired of telling men what to do and how to do it right! Women know what to do. (MS: Trust me not all lesbians know what they're doing. The best bet is to invest in some trustworthy vibrators. They never let you down.)

2. Mish, AS, W Malaysia - Screw my cheating boyfriend's best friend. (MS: Forget his best friend, screw this other woman.)

3. Eddie Cieder, Newark, NJ - Try to convince my wife that there are other ways to have sex besides me on top. (MS: Ever wonder if she might be thinking the same thing?)

4. Razor (not sure from where) - Experience a threesome for the first time. (MS: If your attempt fails, try using two hands to jerk off.)

5. Liz, Singapore - To stop fucking my colleagues. I need all my blood in my head at work. (MS: You really don't have to stop if they are idiots to begin with. Too much blood in the head will just get you all stressed up.)

6. Dell, Perth, Australia - Go skinny dipping in the Swan.(MS: You do know there are bull sharks in there, don't you?)

7. Nimal, K, India - Cheat less on my wife. (MS: How thoughtful!)

8. Frances, Canada - Stop hoping my husband gives it to me and be more pro-active in getting it. No more disappointment. (MS: Why did you even wait to tell him?)

9. Emily, Philly (not sure if its the Philippines or Philadelphia) - Tell my boyfriend that his dick is way too small to satisfy me. (MS: What ever happened to 'take you as you are'? It's more like take you if you are hung.)

10. Wankguy (not sure from where) - Get my girlfriend to swallow. First I have to convince her that no one gets knocked up if she swallows. (MS: Where is she from? Mypos?)

Missus Singapore out!