GUY TALK

I was waiting for a friend yesterday at a cafe in town and overheard (okay eavesdropping maybe) two guys talking. It was an interesting conversation that I also found rather amusing. Apparently one was a single and his friend was married. The single guy seemed a little older.

So anyway, they were talking about their respective partners.

The single guys said, "I must take my hat off to you man, you really got the balls to get married."

Married guy, "Yeah that was what I thought when I decided to make the commitment but after I got married, it was like it was all for nothing because my wife soon made sure she cut my balls off. Getting married is like agreeing to cut your balls permanently."

Single guy, "Really? Can't be that bad. You look so happy together."

Married guy, "Well you want to feel it? My balls are gone. At least you are still single and got your balls intact."

Just at that moment, the single guy's girlfriend walked up and said, "I thought you said you were going to have a coffee."

I just couldn't help it but turned to see that they were having a couple of beers. At that point, he whispered to his married friend sheepishly, "I'll call you." And then he went after his girlfriend pleading, 'Honey, wait for me, I can explain."

So apparently, married or not, it makes no difference. Women rule the men. It left me with a smile on my face. 

Missus Singapore out!