DEATH OF A DILDO

I'm always excited and just can't wait to get home when I get a new sex toy. What I do however not look forward to are days like today, when one of my favourite dildos reaches its end-of-life. The eight-inch toy has lasted me almost nine years and has travelled the world with me. It's a dependable toy, well until now at least.

What I really enjoy about it is the grooves along the shaft. It's very pronounced so the sensation is out of this world. It's not as realistic looking as some of the present-day dildos but it's been flexible and durable.They just don't make them like this anymore.

I remember once when I was travelling to Spain, with it stored away in my luggage. Unfortunately, my luggage got lost. All I could think about was where my trusted friend was heading too. My heart sank. It hit me harder when I broke up with all my previous boyfriends.

Fortunately, it turned out that my bag was just misplaced. I had waited four hours at the airport but it was worth the wait. The first thing I did was to open my bag and check that it was still there. Once I got to the hotel, it was reunited without any delay.

So my dear friend, rest in peace. You have led a full life pleasing me and although there is no other that could possibly replace you, I will promise to do my utmost to find one that comes as close as possible.

Missus Singapore out!