OPTIMIZE YOUR SYSTEM!

It seems that everywhere you surf on the Internet these days, there are always those typical warnings on why you should maintain your computer system properly and the accompanying tips on how to improve it's running. This of course is followed by an offer to purchase a software that claims to do the job for you.

With the problems that computers seem to have, I suppose these are useful tips. Nonetheless, I've had an inspiration from being inundated by them. So to start the week off, here is my parody on keeping your system working well, obviously, with a Missus Singapore twist (in orange)!

5 Ways to Maintain a Healthy and Happy PC

5 Ways to Maintain a Healthy and Happy Sex Life 

1. Make sure your hardware is sufficient to support your operating system.
MS: Always make sure you have a tool adequately suited and sized to support your satisfaction levels.

2. Always keep your desktop clean and scan your system for errors or viruses.

MS: Maintain good hygiene at all times. 

3. Uninstall unused programs
MS: Forget old lovers and don't mention their names during sex.

4. Adjust visual effects for better performance

MS: Always look good for your partner, with or without clothes on.

5. Don’t start programs automatically

MS: Foreplay is vital for a fulfilling sexual experience, so don't rush.

Missus Singapore out!