Maybe during my younger days when I was in gymnastics, I could probably do it but these days, I will be asking for trouble. Let's just say that flexibility these days seems to be running away from me.
We once met a doctor friend of my hubby's for dinner. He is an ER specialist at a local public hospital and interestingly, he revealed how many patients show up after trying some crazy stunts in the bedroom.
One woman was doing a head stand as her male counterpart entered her from a standing position. Her head slipped off the pillow midway and hit her head against the hard floor sustaining a skull dent. Similar to the shin dents many sportsman sustain.
Another woman came in to the A&E with a fractured collar bone after trying to perform sex in a similar position to the one in the photo. She also busted an artery around the same area and had lost a lot of blood.
Then there was a couple who sustained serious cuts when they were having sex on a glass coffee table (you heard me right, dumbasses alright). No need to say what happened after that.
Gosh if you really want to spice things up, you really have to use your head a little. Assess what you think your body can take and accept what it can't.
Oh wait, there is another I read about while I was in the UK a year or so back. Not really sexual aerobics but it was unusual nonetheless. A woman was accidentally concussed when the sex swing her husband had suspended from the bedroom ceiling was dislodged and came crashing down on her. I don't really know if she recovered as we left the country a few days later.
So the message here is - let the gymnasts do the flips and turns, let the electricians fix the wires and let the extremely flexible engage in sexual aerobics.
Missus Singapore out!
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