DO IT RIGHT

An older Jewish man marries a younger woman and they are very much in love. However, for some reason, the man was unable to get his young bride to reach the big O, no matter what he tries. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to her sexual pleasure, they decide to ask a rabbi for advice.

The rabbi listens to their plight and makes a suggestion.

"Hire a strapping young man and get him to wave a towel above you when you are making love. That will hopefully get your wife excited and help her reach an orgasm," offers the wise old man.

So they go home, hire a young stud and he does as he was told - waving a towel above the couple as they made love.

Unfortunately, it didn't work and they subsequently head back to the rabbi to inform him about it.

He scratches his head and decides to offer another strategy.

"Okay, this time have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. They head home, get the young stud back and he gets down to some serious pounding as the husband waves his towel frantically above the pair. In no time, his wife achieves an enormous orgasm, screaming out aloud.

The husband smiles, looks at the man and says to him proudly, "Now that is how you wave a towel. Do we older guys need to show you everything?"

MS: Thanks Edward. I heard this one before but it was a while back. Nonetheless, it gave me a good laugh.

Missus Singapore out!