WORST EXPERIENCES

What am I doing wrong?

I was chatting with a girlfriend the other night and we were sharing our worst sex experiences with men. It was hilarious.

Rachel had this Chinese guy who for some reason kept saying 'Ouch'. He was fine before anything and appeared normal, she says, but once sex came around, he kept 'ouching' uncontrollably. After the fifth ouch, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. Of course he thought that she was just enjoying the moment when actually, it was her way of dealing with his 'pain'.

She said, "I didn't really notice if he actually was a bad fuck or not because I just couldn't focus. But that in itself says just how bad the whole experience was. It was a pity because he was pretty well-endowed." 

Mine too had to be with an overly vocal guy. One that tried too hard to talk dirty and want me to do all sorts of things. To put him in his place, I did so and that caught him off guard. After a while I realised that underneath all this dirty bold talk he couldn't fuck to save his life. He was just using it in the hope that I will not notice just how much he sucked in bed.

He should just leave the dirty talk to the experts and do all girls a favour by keeping his skinny willy in his pants. Many times, I've come to realise that the ones who talk the most tend to be the worse in bed. Maybe its not fair to generalise but for me so far, this has been the case.

Missus Singapore out!