Kamis, 24 Februari 2011

WARDROBE SELF-MALFUNCTION

Have you ever had one? Well my friend Shoba did at a pub on ladies' night this week.

She had on a delightful spaghetti-strap top which tapered down to the waist. It was not however, your regular strap but one that was intricately came together at the shoulder on one side. (Pity I didn't bring my camera along. and chances are I will never get to snap it after what happened.)

All of us were sitting at the bar and she was one of those standing and swaying to the music. So midway through, the strap of her wrist watch got caught on the flimsy strap of her blouse. Annoyed, she yanked at it and one side broke off without her knowing.

She got back to swaying to the music and then it happened. One side of her blouse felt off frontwards, exposing her left boob! Mind you this was not exactly a dimly-lit joint. Behind us was a dining area. So everyone had a really nice tit-show because Shoba does have a nasty rack on her.

But she took it in good humour and even before she reached down to redeem her modesty, she said, "Well done Shob, now everyone knows you have a nipple ring!" We all were amazed because we knew she had big boobs but none of us knew she had a nipple ring. Shows how much some of us really know our friends.

In a way, this was not truly a wardrobe malfunction but one that was inadvertently caused by an outside factor. I referred to it as a wardrobe self-malfunction.

Missus Singapore out!

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