Kamis, 22 April 2010

THE DEAL WITH FREEZING COLD MALLS

There are several things visitors to Singapore have observed. It's a food paradise. It's a shopping haven. It's the most multiracial and multi-ethnic city in Asia. And the air-conditioning in malls and restaurants is always cranked to the lowest possible temperature.

Yeah, I know it's really hot here but freezing patrons is certainly not the most pleasant solution. Of course there are reasons for this. Here's my take on it.

It's a conspiracy really! One that these establishments have agreed upon. You see, knowing that women make up the majority of patrons at these malls for obvious reasons, they (the establishments) found it fitting to find a way to attract more males to the malls. Times are bad. It's simple mathematics - double the number of patrons and you increase your retail sales. But that's on the surface.

So what has air-conditioning have to do with getting more males to hit the malls, you may ask.

You have to take into consideration how Singaporean women tend to be more daring in their dress sense nowadays. It's summer all year over here so expect thin clothing. Many even choose to go bra-less. Add that to ridiculously cold temperatures from the outdoor scorching sun, and out pop the nips!

I was at the mall the other day and noticed that this is not so far-fetched a theory as I had initially thought. There were erect nipples everywhere I turned. Then I looked at my reflection in a store's window and even through the T-shirt and bra I had on, my nipples were trying their best to greet me.

So guys get to shop and have a good nipple show all over the place. Ingenious!

Missus Singapore out!

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