I know in the cartoon, the parrot belongs to the girl but from my experiences and observations, guys are horrible at covering up their tracks. I suppose it has to do with them being messy by nature.
There was one guy who invited me over only to have me sit in the living room for about 20 minutes - time enough to clear his room of photos and other girlfriend (ex or present) paraphernalia. He didn't think he would be lucky but fortunately for him, I had other ideas that night. So when he asked if I would like to come over, I nodded. I could almost feel his pulse rising - a mix of finally getting lucky with me and how he planned to remove all traces of his girlfriend.
Anyway, when we got into his room, I could see that some things were removed and hidden. For instance, photo frames on shelf had been removed judging by the dust outlines left behind. He even was very careful not to let me get anywhere near his drawers. It was really funny watching him sweat his buns off.
Later on I found out that he was seeing someone else. Well no loss of mine as he really did suck in bed - and I don't mean it in a complimentary way.
Missus Singapore out!
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