KEEP IT DOWN BOY!

Here's a novel gadget that every woman in a relationship with a man should own. It's more useful than an iPhone, even though unlike the iPhone's 50,000 aps, this one only has one.

I think it was designed in response to the chastity belt for women in old Elizabethan times.

It's called the anti-erection device and it's about to experience a revival or sorts. I heard its demand is so high that 7-11 has captured the rights to sell this at their stores worldwide.

I know men will be going ouch! at the sight of this but think of it this way, at least it's less painful than getting whacked on your erect tool with a cane, which is now quite often the case.

Missus Singapore out!