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Minggu, 24 April 2011

WINGS OF PLEASURE

I received another sex-toy the other day. It had been long coming and when it finally arrived, I was just so anxious to see what it was. Normally, they try to surprise me and yet again, it was a pleasant one.

It was the Butterfly Teaser. I actually had one years ago, but it was the kind which came with a strap around the waist and a wired control. It was great but it was also bulky and the material didn’t take too well when it came into contact with lube.

This one however, tagged a ‘Girl’s Best Friend’ from Adult Toy Shoppe came packaged in a little box and that surprised me. When I got it opened, I realised that it was a lot smaller and compact. (Apparently, technologists were not just working on creating smaller memory chips).

This sweet pink number barely covered the whole of my palm. There were no wires and the material used was high grade silicon, the material most good quality dildos and vibrators are made of these days. The design was also very feminine I must say, something that makes you feel like a woman and not like a female warrior strapped for battle.

For a tiny gizmo, the four tiny button batteries certainly delivered more power than I expected. Although there didn’t seem to be any speed controls, I figured that there were two speeds. I could be wrong but it did seem that when I turned the knob to the end, it did vibrate somewhat faster. But it didn’t really matter because for those of you who tend to be sensitive, the silicon cover of the butterfly certainly takes away the sting.

It was bearable as it was pleasurable. The wings especially, did wonders for me as it gently vibrated the external sides of your intimate parts. A little lube there would help though to prevent the silicon sticking to your skin.

I tried it three times so far and the longest I took to get off was 6 minutes and 23 seconds while the fastest was 4 minutes and 11 seconds. In all cases, it was relaxing and not too overbearing (even at the higher speed).

The great thing about this butterfly is that it is easy to wash and store because of its size. I only wish it came with a pouch of some sort for storage. Also, I would definitely have preferred if a single AAA battery was used for a power source because the button battery types of a particular size are not exactly easy to find with so many different sizes around.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Butterfly Teaser:

Delivery: 4 out of 5

Packaging: 3 out of 5 – I like that the box was small. However, I didn’t quite like the button batteries. I would have preferred a single AAA battery fitting so that I could use recyclables.

Design: 4 out of 5 – There is a soft feminine touch about it and the absence of straps or a separate controller was what I liked most.

Function: 4 out of 5

Total MS Score: 15 out of 20 (GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!

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Jumat, 08 April 2011

EGG GONE BAD

These are bad times.

Not long ago, I announced the death of my favourite dildo. After nine years of serving me well and going places that only a select few have explored, it just started to peel away. I've not really got over that loss and now I have to face another.

The motor on my trusty egg vibrator died on me. It is only about five years old and has given me loads of pleasure on those lonely nights. My significant other managed to open it and found the components in them had crumbled to pieces.

It too has served me well and some of the biggest orgasms I've had are with it's help. So it does appear that I will be shopping for new toys pretty soon. But honestly, I may keep away from the motor-driven ones, for now at least.

Missus Singapore out!

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Sabtu, 26 Maret 2011

DEATH OF A DILDO

I'm always excited and just can't wait to get home when I get a new sex toy. What I do however not look forward to are days like today, when one of my favourite dildos reaches its end-of-life. The eight-inch toy has lasted me almost nine years and has travelled the world with me. It's a dependable toy, well until now at least.

What I really enjoy about it is the grooves along the shaft. It's very pronounced so the sensation is out of this world. It's not as realistic looking as some of the present-day dildos but it's been flexible and durable.They just don't make them like this anymore.

I remember once when I was travelling to Spain, with it stored away in my luggage. Unfortunately, my luggage got lost. All I could think about was where my trusted friend was heading too. My heart sank. It hit me harder when I broke up with all my previous boyfriends.

Fortunately, it turned out that my bag was just misplaced. I had waited four hours at the airport but it was worth the wait. The first thing I did was to open my bag and check that it was still there. Once I got to the hotel, it was reunited without any delay.

So my dear friend, rest in peace. You have led a full life pleasing me and although there is no other that could possibly replace you, I will promise to do my utmost to find one that comes as close as possible.

Missus Singapore out!

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Minggu, 30 Januari 2011

INVEST WISELY

Sex toys have really come a long way since those toxic smelling ones, or those made of cheap rubber that peels off after several uses. It's amazing really, the kind of technology that goes into making today's toys.

I remember I had one of those rubber dildos many years ago. It was a gift from some girlfriends. After several uses, it just conked out on me because it wasn't water-proof. And when you gush like I did in those days, it's not surprising that it died on me. It was a sad day because back then, sex toy stores were prohibited here.

Thanks goodness for the numerous sex toy stores that we now have spread out around the island. I mean the real deal is always the best option but sometimes, you still need a little time by yourselves, if you get my drift.

Check out this week's video which highlights why you need to give it good thought before you buy any sex toy. Good as most of them are these days, you can still be caught with the cheap ones, especially those made in China.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rabu, 22 Desember 2010

WHAT'S UP DOC?


The Dual Rabbit Vibrator from Adult Toy Shoppe is smooth and soft. Those who are fans of the natural type grooves will be disappointed though.

Although it’s not as flexible as many others, considering that you won’t be moving it anywhere else (you want it to focus on your clitoral region), that is if anything, a minor setback. The one I received came in silvery pink – a thoughtful feminine touch which I appreciated very much.

As I have been saying for years, as many of you know, the efficacy (how long it takes for you to get off) of a vibrator varies depending on just how aroused you are at that point in time. For me, I would say that from a scale of 1 to 5, I was about 2 since it had been a hectic day doing the spring-cleaning and baking the customary tarts for Christmas.

Jumped in and out of the shower, got into bed and got down to things. Two AA batteries inserted, some lubricant and it was ready to go. It was easy enough to slip in as it was only about 3.5cm wide at the head. I didn’t switch the thing on just yet.

I wanted to feel it firstly. At its thickest, it was about 4cm wide and its full length for complete entry is about 13cm. So there was honestly, nothing to crow about in terms of thickness or length. Of course this makes it friendly to most women.

Without contact with my clitoral area just yet, I slipped the shaft in first. Mind you, with a dual-motor mechanism, the sensation was no different from any other vibrator. Good but nothing special. The strength of this device comes when you place it against where it matters. Not that I’ve never reviewed a rabbit vibrator before but there was something slightly different with this one.

I found the left-to-right vibrations really strong (no up-down movements though). And because the material is really soft, I could go up to almost the highest speed without squirming out of control. Honestly, I would have preferred if both motors were able to be controlled separately in order to pace yourself. But that’s just me – I like a gradual build up and not a sudden blast.

The trick is to focus on the clitoral contact and move the shaft in and out gradually. Because of its design, if you move the shaft too vigorously, it tends to lose contact with the clitoral area. Thankfully, it causes no discomfort when that happens, thanks again to its soft and smooth surface.

It took me about 7.5 minutes to get off but because every woman enjoys different experiences due to varying mental and sensorial elements, I will not factor this in. For the sensitive ones, you won’t be wanting to pull it away when you get off because it is very gentle on your sensitive areas provided you don’t get it up to the highest speed. Keep it to half-speed and remember to lube your rabbit.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Dual Rabbit Vibrator:

Delivery: 4 out of 5

Packaging: 3 out of 5 – I didn’t like that the plastic package was not totally sealed but I did like the fact that it didn’t come with those useless brand-less batteries. Use your own recyclable batteries.

Design: 3 out of 5 – I didn’t like the vibration of the battery cover when it was on. And it got louder with increasing speeds.

Function: 4 out of 5

Total MS Score: 14 out of 20 (GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!

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Selasa, 21 Desember 2010

TOY FOR XXX'MAS


Just put up a Christmas Video of Santa shopping for his favourite sex toy. Obviously, he is not getting any from Mrs Santa this year.

And speaking of sex toys, Christmas has come early for me this year. This wonderful online sex toy store got in touch with me asking if I would review their products. I checked it out and was rather impressed I must say, with their range.

Anyway, after informing them of my honest and unbiased style of reviews, they sportingly agreed and got down to sending me the first of hopefully many toys to cum. A girl needs her toys.

So I received it while I was away last week but I finally had some time to look at the parcel that arrived. I can's assure that the delivery duration will be the same but let me just share with you the process I experienced.

We came to an agreement on 30th November. They shipped it out on the 3rd of December and it arrived here in wet Singapore on the 14th December. That means it took a total of 14 days from selection to arrival.

From my experience receiving toys from the US, this was one day less that the average 15.6 days (for Singapore). It was not the fastest that I've ever received a parcel but nonetheless, it was perfectly within the acceptable range.

It arrived via USPS straight to my doorstep. It was packed in a discrete cardboard box and secured within with ample cushioning with crumpled brown wrap.

I did find the box a little big (37.5cm (length) X 11cm (height) X 20cm (depth)) for a package that only measured 25cm X 13 cm. But it's not really a big deal.

The toy in question was the Dual Rabbit Vibrator. I will be trying it out tonight and provide a full review in tomorrow's post, if I survive. So look out for that.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rabu, 03 November 2010

DISCRETELY IN THE MAIL

I've never purchased sex toys online before but since I started this blog, I've received quite a bit of such toys and related products to review. All along, they have been very discretely sent but this one time, they sent me a dildo set.

I was horrified when it arrived as I saw the delivery guy standing outside my door with a cheeky grin on his face holding what appeared to be an unwrapped box which showed its contents. All it had was a delivery sticker pasted on its side. It was however well taped up.

I'm not sure how they do things in China - which was where it came from - but it certainly was not something I was comfortable sampling. I'm just thinking how did it ever get through the mail?

Anyway, I decided to share this with you when I received this funny cartoon from Colin78 from New Zealand.

Missus Singapore out!

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Sabtu, 23 Oktober 2010

STARTER DILDO

Here is another product kindly sent to me by an online retailer of sex toys. There was no obligation on my part to provide any review but I just thought that I'd like to say something about it after trying it out last night.

Firstly, the packaging was really great because it was sealed tight and took some doing to get it opened. Even my trusty scissors struggled to cut through it. So in terms of hygiene, I'll grade it an A.

Now this is honestly, not something I would buy but let me explain why. I doubt veteran sex toy-users will find this ideal. The realism of it from a design point of view is rather low. The absence of a distinct head will not really hit the right ridges within. I would have liked it a little more rigid and not so bendable too, but that's just me. Also, I didn't really like the sandy rubbery feel of it.

On the flip side, this is a perfect starter dildo for those at the exploratory stages of self-pleasing. With a small head, it makes slipping in seamless. Besides, being flexible makes it easy to bend it about whilst inside of you.

But the best part and even for me, is the triple speed. Level 1 is quite a adaptable but Level 2 takes you off in no time. I don't even want to suggest Level 3, lest I be culpable for sending somebody on a one way trip to heaven.

All in all, I will rate this 5.5/10.

Missus Singapore out!

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Sabtu, 24 April 2010

STIMULATING BRUNCH

Just got back from a long-awaited meeting with my friend Dawn who writes a column at a local woman's magazine. It was supposed to be a brunch thingy but we had so much to talk about that by the time we were half-way through, the weekend lunch crowd began pouring into the cafe we were at.

We had lots of catching up and one of the interesting things we spoke about was on a survey that they published in a previous issue which Dawn coordinated. It was about the favourite things that women like to receive as gifts either for birthdays or special occasions. Dinners, dates and travel were not included.

I'm not sure about the exact numbers but I think it was about 300 women between the ages of 30 and 50 who were surveyed. I jotted things down so here goes.

35% - sex toys
28% - spa/facial vouchers
17% - jewelery/watches
20% - a wide range of other stuff including bags, chocolates, perfume, flowers, IT gadgets, etc.

Since this was predominantly done with the Asian cohort of women, this certainly has wide implications. But it a nutshell, it tells of two things. One - that Asian women are more aware and daring to reveal more about their sexuality. And two - for many women, toys seem to be more reliable than men!

Missus Singapore out!

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Minggu, 07 Maret 2010

DON'T LEAVE YOUR TOYS LYING AROUND!

I had a shock the other night when my friend Trish (the one with a sex toy closet) told me she was on her way to the A&E Dept of a local hospital. She didn't have anyone to call and knowing that I would be up working around 2am, I was the first person she called. She didn't leave further details other than she had fallen and hit her head and was bleeding like a running tap from a head wound.

So my hubby and I rushed to find her all bandaged up in the head. It was rather nasty and she required 5 stitches. Her T-shirt was all bloodied and they had to shave off the hair around where the wound was to stitch her up.

She was a little shaken up but otherwise conscious and responsive. Thankfully, her head X-rays showed nothing serious and she was told she didn't need to be warded. After waiting for what seemed like a lifetime for her medication, we decided to take her back to our place since she didn't have anyone to keep an eye on her.

So while we sat down to talk about the incident, she told me what happened. I didn't know whether to laugh or hit her on the head where it hurt most.

Apparently, she had come home and was rushing to answer her ringing phone. So she didn't have time (or the sense) to actually switch on the lights. Still in her high-heels, she stepped on something and went flying legs up into the air, hitting her head against the edge of her coffee table in the process.

When she staggered to switch on the lights, besides the blood oozing down her face and on the floor, she discovered the object that caused it all - her 10-inch dildo!

My first question - What the fuck was her dildo doing on the floor? Questions of hygiene followed and I thought she had a closet for her toys!

According to her, she was napping on the sofa that afternoon and decided to get herself off before. She said she had a big cum. It left her stoned to the point that she woke up with little time to spare before her appointment.

Lessons to learn:
1. Never enter a dark room with heels on.

2. If your cums are big, never get off if you have something or somewhere to go a little later. Cum if you know you can sleep through thereafter.

3. Never, I mean never leave dildos on the floor unless you don't intend to use them ever again.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rabu, 06 Januari 2010

ROOM OF MANY THRILLS

I wrote about Trish's new toy recently and this is a follow up to that post. I had to go back to her place two days later after realising that I had inadvertently left a file at her place. So I'm there right and I asked her how's she getting along with her new toy. She tells me it is doing just fine and fits nicely into her wardrobe.

I was like okay but she knew what I was thinking. Like any typical woman, I was intrigued by the size of her wardrobe. Which woman wouldn't feel excited about a walk-in wardrobe? After all it's not exactly common in Singapore with the small apartments we live in.

Alas, I was standing at the doorway of one but I was also staring like an idiot - jaw dropped - as I panned across shelves of sex toys! I thought I had a big collection but hell she had a room of them, mostly recognisable to me but a breathtaking spread nonetheless.

I felt inadequate really - looking through her range of dildos, beads, whips, restraints, several contraptions, etc. I walked over to one, the biggest contraption in the room. It looked distinctively familiar. I was curious.

Her reply, "Oh that's just my rowing machine."

My idiocity was confirmed. I mean with all her sex toys in there, how was I suppose to know that she also made space for her exercise equipment!

Knowing that I do occasionally promote sex toys during my tupperware-type parties, she wanted my opinion on what else she could add to her collection. Yeah right, like she didn't already have all possible types of sex toys on the planet. I've seen sex shops with a smaller variety than what she had in her walk-in wardrobe. Darn, I must spend more time with this woman!

A nagging question I harboured as I left was how many toys are really adequate for a woman. What are the necessities? What can we do without?

So I've decided to do some research on the vital sex toys every woman should have. I think portability is a favourite with most women but let's just see what I come up with.

In the mean time, enjoy this television advertisement - related to walk-in wardrobes.



Missus Singapore out!

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Minggu, 03 Januari 2010

TRISH'S NEW TOY

Remember my friend Trish? For those of you who have been following me from the early days of MISSUS SINGAPORE, you'll know that Trish was a model friend who migrated to Perth. She then returned in 2004 when her relationship collapsed, thanks to her philandering fiance.

Anyway, I dropped by her place on Boxing Day to pass her some tarts I had made for her. Of course we had some time for catch up and she showed me her Christmas present to herself. She is rather tired of men and according to her 2010 is the year she will take a hiatus from the opposite sex. Yeah good luck girl!

So in place of the real meat, she invested in a big toy for herself. It looked pretty bulky at first but then she she pulled out all the attachments and what have you, gosh it was amazing. It was an all-in-one sex toy and apparently, it also catered to men! Like my trusty old bicycle, it had five speeds.

I didn't have time to accept her offer to try in out, and besides, neither of us had a single condom between the two of us. I did however promise I'll cash my rain check pretty soon!

When we met, she had already tried it several times and declared it was the best thing since M&Ms to fall into her hands. I forgot to snap a pic but she did send me a photo of the box the contraption came in.

Personally, I don't know if I would invest in such a device. Kinda big and too bulky for my liking but I'm saying this without trying it yet so you can never tell how I feel about it after I've had my ride. So will let you know how that goes. The biggest sex toy I've ever had was a huge 9-inch dildo. No batteries required - just a pure delight thanks to its extended grooves and highly flexible material. I still have it and its really one of my best friends. I named it Gordon...after an old boyfriend who was similarly endowed. Sadly, he was a useless jerk!

Missus Singapore out!

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