OUT WITH IT!

Markus is a 28-year old admin manager in a MNC in Jakarta. Educated in the US, he is single but lives with his very conservative parents, one of the reasons why when he is out, he takes his adventure to a different level.

"I met an executive from our principle affiliate companies from Norway. She was blonde, not very tall but had a great body. She was also married from what I heard. When she came to our office, she was very stern and professional so I was rather taken aback when she asked me out for dinner on the last day he was here.

We went to a disco after dinner and had a really fun time. I never imagined she could be so outgoing by the way she was when I met her. Anyway, after the disco, I brought her to a 24-hour stall to have supper. She later invited me to her hotel room for drinks and I knew she wanted to have sex with me.

Sometime after we were in her room, she excused herself to the bathroom and returned a few minutes dressed in a nice lingerie. But it was the whip that caught my attention. She was really into whipping and of course, I didn't mind it either even though it was my first time.

We had wild sex and she made me sleep with her that night. It was the wildest and kinkiest sex I have ever had. It was especially hot when she started to rub herself after she ask me to whip her. She said later that she likes to do this but her husband is not keen. I couldn't care less. I hope to meet up with her again when she comes back in July 2011."

MS: Well, Marcus, just wanted to know if you were up to your mark workwise. It could be part of the company's policy to whip its employees when they do not perform to expectations.

Missus Singapore out!

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY JEANS?

Many guys don't seem to understand why women freak out the moment they can't fit into an old pair of jeans. To understand it, you have to think that it's very much like you've lost control of your body.

For a woman, keeping things in control with regards to her figure, is paramount. It's not so bad if the pair of jeans gets a little lose. In fact, that is great and besides, it gives us more reasons to shop for a new one.

It's like a validation of a woman's femininity when she continues to fit into the clothes that she bought years ago. I'm bringing this up because just today, I was sorting out my clothes and trying on some items. Out came this pair of jeans which I used to wear a lot earlier this year. I bought it in December 2009.

After failing to slip it over my butt, I pulled it off, trying hard to unravel what had happened to it. All sorts of reasons started to float about - shrunk from weather, got switched with someone's pair etc., until my significant other decided - against his best interest - to suggest that I had put on some weight in certain places.

So I did eventually have to agree with him but not after he sufferred severely for his directness. Okay I know it's pretty obvious and we will eventually get to it but we will definitely exhaust all possibilities before we look at our bodies.

But then I figured, if anything, women known for our fickleness, we actually need someone to be honest with us from time to time. Not too often mind you but it helps when things are put in perspective for us.

So another goal for 2011 is to work my body so that I can once again fit into this pair of jeans. Otherwise, I may just have to conveniently 'lose' it somewhere.

Missus Singapore out!

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BOUNCING BOOBIES

Thanks Jeff for your contribution for this week's video of the week. I gather you are in the group who are pushing for such a sport to be introduced.

This brings me back to the days when I knew this girl, Tess, who had a heavy top. She was always wearing low cut blouses and in those days when the roads were bumby, a bus ride with her could be classified for many men to be onboard entertainment.

Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties -- Monday, January 10 to Sunday, January 16

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LOOK! NO STRINGS!

So apparently, there is now the C-string for women. It's a strapless thong that claims to be so flexible and versatile that it hugs and holds it to the body. I've not tried it but it is supposed to be secure and comfortable to wear.

Like a G-string, I like how it looks from the front but seriously, I would not be caught prancing around in front of anyone like I would if I were in a G-string. I dislike how it appears from the rear. But I suppose it is designed to be part of your attire.

However, I'm not sure how comfortable my butt would be sitting down. The strip concept would make me feel like wearing a diaper for some reason. But that is just me. Perhaps once you overcome the mental battle that it won't just drop off, it might proof a nifty addition to a woman's lingerie collection.

What I will say however, is that without anything on the sides, I do expect to feel more comfortable. Besides, any prospect of eliminating those pesky panty lines is great.

For the fleshier women, I think they would appreciate that the potential buldges would no longer be obvious.

Maybe I'll try it out and see how it goes.

Missus Singapore out!

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TOY GRADING

Sally met Harry at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom.

Harry noticed hundreds of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her bookcase.

After they had sex, Harry turned to Sally and said, "So ... how was I?" "Well," Sally said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."

MS: Thanks Vinny for this and the four pages of jokes you sent in. A great belated Christmas present I must say!

Missus Singapore out!

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PROGRESS I PRESUME

With regards to my 2010 resolutions that I posted around the same time last year, I have to report that to some extent, I actually succeeded.

Let's look back at some of them.

To cut down on late nights out - From 46 nights in 2009 to 27 nights - ACHIEVED!

To cut down on alcohol consumption - ACHIEVED! (Only was pissed drunk twice this year compared to uncountable times in 2009)

To have more sex - ACHIEVED! (Gone back up to 2007 figures i.e. over 100 times per year)

Learn new tricks/positions in bed - ACHIEVED! (I picked up six new positions but also got a lower back strain for my efforts!)

Meet more of my readers - FAILED! (Only met 19 of you - my target was 30)

Exercise more - FAILED! (Although I did more walking and cycling in 2010, overall, I did not reach my target.)

Cut down on shopping - ACHIEVED! (I spend a truck load less of money on pounding the shopping aisles)

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