IF NOT FOR EGOS

It's just my observation but by and large (not always), I've noticed that the size of a man's ego is somewhat indirectly proportional to the size of his dick.

I knew this young fellow sometime back, skinny young chap who tries to hide his lack of body mass with muscles (you know the type). These are the ones who foolishly think muscles equals masculinity!

Well, he failed terribly to put up a sense of machismo and was yet so certain that his perceived prowess in bed can satisfy any woman. Who does he think he is trying to fool?

I simply loved to pretend to play up to his whims and fancies knowing full well that he wouldn't be able to excite a bee hive as hard as he humped it.

The thing about some men is that they get so suckered into believing that they are great in bed once you say so. Yeah, we do it to hopefully give them a boost to fuck us better and harder. I have quite a good gauge of this and all my life, I've only really had four guys who could really fuck and rock my world - thankfully I snagged one of them!

For a species who thrives on porn, you would have thought that men might have picked up a tip or two about how to do it right. Granted porn is all staged and we don't get to see the multiple takes they make but by George, there are some things you just can't miss.

If your tool is tiny, then you might have problems but you can take the time to learn how to work around it.

This guy claims he has a big head but I rate it average at most. His ex was less kinder. But what really baffles me is he calling his tool big when its really as short as they come. As such, without the right skills, you just ain't gonna do it for most women.

The bummer - he cums ultra quick! Lots of grunts, "Oh shit! I'm coming! Oh Shit!" and well Oh Shit - what a disappointment for me - Oh Shit!

This guy has a girlfriend whom I don't care about really. If he chooses to screw around, why should I feel guilty. Hell, if someone succeeds in screwing my hubby than there is no one to blame but him and perhaps me to a certain extent for not addressing his needs. Of course I'll bite off his balls later but that's another story.

The problem with men like this is that they are never going to succeed in any relationship if they insist on thinking too highly of themselves and treating women with disdain and lack of respect.

I just get off watching an egotistical bastard squirm in agony once I drain every last ounce of his cock juice. Obviously he is not as smart as he would like to think because otherwise he would know that dealing with a cougar is nothing like dealing with a sweet young floozy he calls his girlfriend - the same one he deceives to death when he makes his late-night sojourns over.

This post stemmed from another email, actually several, from older women talking about younger men. The cougar concept is actually not a new one to them, a few having screwed younger men since the late 90s. But many of them have also expressed tiredness at their high egos which unfortunately does not come with great skill in bed.

One woman wrote: "If he could fuck well, I would probably not mind his ego. But I am certainly not gonna stand for it if he can't take his time or even know how to satisfy me after several meetings. Young men are nice to look at, good for a few runs and then, poof, they just lose it all together."

Another remarks: "It's all the hype that has boosted their egos. But trust me (I can't believe I am saying this) - I'm beginning to appreciate the older man (>35 years old) more. He takes his time, knows what to do and where to touch you and best of all - can hold an intelligent conversation without talking about what they have achieved. Young men - best to play with them then throw them out. They are only good for awhile unless they get their acts together. But groom a young man right and he can be a real catch."

I may not necessarily share all their sentiments but I will say this - Young men in general have a long way to go before they can get a star in bed from me. They make too many claims without substantial evidence. Humility and treating a woman right - have and do this and you'll find yourself a regular spot on many a (older and younger) woman's bed - mine included.

Missus Singapore out!

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CIC: COUGARS-IN-CHAT

I met a girlfriend today over lunch and as usual, our indulgences in Vietnamese food and conversation meant that, she had to take an hour more than normal - 'the usual something came up' excuse. Not that she had to make one since she was the boss in her own PR firm!

Curiously, we already met on Saturday with some other girlfriends for drinks and had lots of time to chat. But I guess in our defence, we were probably only sober for about an hour of the five we spend out. Besides, it is always important for girlfriends to follow up after.

She was more excited than usual to meet up and for good reason. She mentioned that she was seeing this younger man these days. Her most recent object of interest.

Claire by the way is around my age, has two lovely tween daughters but dumped her philandering husband two years ago after catching him one time too many with yet another of his much younger colleagues.

But she has got over it. Boy has she got over it. This new man would be her fifth, if I got my numbers right.

Anyway, this new man, the same one who showed up to pick her up the other night of our outing, said that he had screwed me sometime back. I didn't really see him or was just too high to notice the other night but when she pulled out her iPhone and showed me a picture of them together, I realised he was in fact, one of my earlier conquests.

So I sat up, waiting for the interrogation from Claire. At the back of my mind, I was hoping this would not mean a change in the dynamics of our friendship.

"He told me you were an awesome fuck!" she blurted out.

While I'm certainly not living for compliments about my sexual apt, I was, as every human would be, pleased by the vote of confidence. However, sense soon filled my head thinking how stupid some men can be, usually the younger ones.

So the Cougars-In-Chat or CIC got underway. When us matured women get down to talking about the younger male conquests.

Tack my dear fellows. Tact!

I'd never recommend for a man to say to another woman how awesome any previous lover was. I mean when you know her better, and teasing and fooling around is the norm in your relationship, then that's fine. Otherwise, it's a recipe for a dish I like to call 'No More Sex For You'.

But Claire and her new beau only hit it off about two weeks ago!

Fortunately for me, Claire was bigger than that. Instead, she was curious for me to report on my experience with Bryan, who is a 29-year old banker, by the way.

Unless he is one to note down, I find it hard remembering a man's bed skills, let alone what he looks like. Okay, I'm a bitch - sue me!

So anyway, after some serious deep diving into my memory bank, I started to retrieve some visual recollections of Bryan - and it was not all good I'll tell you.

Let's focus first on the good parts, shall we. I'll try to be kind since he said I was an awesome fuck. See we MILFs do have a heart.

He was good-looking for sure, tall, toned, spoke well and drove a super sports car. Oh and he always wore impeccably polished shoes.

Okay, okay - what about his bed skills, you're asking?

He had nice arms and a tight butt (and I'm getting very close to the end). Oral sex skills were not too bad but nothing to shout about.

Now the bad.

He was a terrible kisser! At times I felt I was opening my mouth under a shower.
He had a small dick and tiny nuts. One could argue that 6 plus inches was about average but hell, with a 6ft 4in frame, all you have to offer was 6 bloody inches? I felt shortchanged really.

Of course I told Claire about it - something she expected from me since I never minced my words.

Her response: "Yeah, he is a little on the small side, isn't he?"

I smiled and nodded.

She added: "And he doesn't cum that much does he?"

At that point we were at dessert and she decided to order a banana split. As the waitress came around she asked politely, "Can I have an extra banana?"

She looked at me and we both laughed. Yet another fruitful CIC came to an end after she declared - "I'll just see how long it lasts and try to make the most of it."

Missus Singapore out!

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