WEIRD ARRIVALS

I swear the keywords that bring visitors to Missus Singapore are getting weirder by the week. So say that the latest ones baffle me is putting it mildly.

It reads: Why is my wife horny on Wednesday and Friday?

Now you get what I mean? These are the actual words used according to the blogspot stats. While the question alone is not particularly unbelievable, why search engines lead them to Missus Singapore is.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't recall posting anything like this - but it does give me some ideas on finding out which days of the week most women are most horny.

For me that is a hard one. Perhaps for most others too because there are countless factors involved. Believe me, for a woman, there are always factors, lots of them.

Naturally, I'm always ready to spring into action but if I had my back against the wall, I'd say my body clock has groomed me to expect a hot sweaty Friday and Saturday - and I am not just talking night here.

Weird as it is, I suppose I have to be grateful that search engines are bringing people to Missus Singapore. But I'd appreciate if anyone could still enlighten me on how keywords like those end people up on my site.

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVALS

Haven't had one for quite a while but this one came in yesterday, which I think qualifies as a weird set of keywords that brought someone to Missus Singapore.

'Singapore girls blow jobs suck while driving truck'

I post it as it is so let's explore a little deeper.

I doubt if any girls, Singaporean or otherwise, would give a blowjob while driving. It would really be a swell trick if she could, wouldn't it? But nonetheless, a reckless thing to do especially since your eyes are not on the road but buried in her passenger's crouch.

More likely, I think it is describing a Singaporean woman giving a blowjob to a guy who is behind the wheel. That makes sense.

I've tried that in Australia, US and here in Singapore and I'll have to tell you that it is a lot easier, if you are the conscious sort living in a conservative society, to do it Down Under and in the US.

I mean even within the city limits at different times of the day or night, you can drive along or stop at the traffic lights and not worry about any other vehicle pulling up beside you for long stretches. And if you talk about long-drawn journeys from one town to the next, hell you could straddle or if flexible enough, do a 69 in an open-top without so much as passing a horse-cart for miles.

With all-day heavy traffic in Singapore, forget about it. Traffic stops are like 100m apart and buses are ever present. So you will get an audience and if the wrong kind, a ticket to appear in court. That's Singapore for you but in a way its good for the young ones. They don't need to witness such things from their school bus window. They can get that on the Internet.

The last part of the phrase takes the kick though. All this while in a truck? Well, maybe it might be a better option but still over here, with many double-decker buses plying the roads, that too might be quite risque. The big question remains, how does this set of words land someone to Missus Singapore?

Missus Singapore out!

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MAIA OBSESSION

I'm really curious. Over the past few days, the most common set of keywords that has got many readers to Missus Singapore has involved Maia Lee, a former Singapore Idol Finalist.

As you can see from the arrivals, there is 'maia lee nude', 'maia lee naked', 'maia lee topless' and 'maia lee pussy'. Now obviously there is an obsession with the woman which is something I can understand because she is hot for sure. I'm not curious about that.

The media has been critical of her for having children at a very young age and not getting married. Typical of the very hypocritical Singapore media but for heaven's sake, it's her life and she doesn't impose the lifestyle on anyone. It's not like she is a poster girl for family planning.

She just wants to do her own thing and besides, I doubt if she planned things they way it turned out. Hasn't any of us made big mistakes before? In any case, she hit the scene for her talent nothing else. It helps of course that she has a nice body to go with.

Now, having said that, the question here is how on earth do these search keywords for her land people at my website? Well if you are hoping to find anything on Maia Lee here, I'm sorry to disappoint you. But who knows, maybe one day she will want to do a photo shoot with Missus Singapore. That would be super wouldn't it!

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVALS

I've not posted any weird arrivals to MS since a few weeks back simply because there has not been anything out of the ordinary. However, this week, there was one worth including in this section.

As you know I take them as they come, meaning no editing. This one is pretty weird I must say.

"Sucking on the missus tits while on a crowded bus"

If you key in sex, missus singapore, blows, etc. I would definitely understand how someone arrived at my blog but this? What was this person even thinking of? Why would he (presumably) want to find something like that? What more on a crowded bus? I've made out in an empty bus, messed around in an almost empty bus other than the bus driver trying hard to focus on the road ahead but never on a crowded bus.

That said, here is a video of a young Austrian couple making out on one of Austria's U-Bahn trains. Well, actually, as you can see, it's a little more than just making out on public transport. There is also lots of cheering! Talk about an open society!

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVAL

Here is one more arrival to MS for the week. Not particularly odd but interesting nonetheless. Funny how some words just manage to bring surfers to MS but it does give me the opportunity to iron things out.

The keywords used were "What is the right ways to f*&K a MILF"

MS: Well there is no right way or wrong way! Anyway will do as long as you do it to her. LOL!

But seriously, the concept or phenomenon of an MILF has been rather blurred by wrong interpretations. Being a MILF does not mean you are 'loose' by any measure of the word. It simply means that she is a hot and appealing matured woman whom you fancy sharing a bed with.

I've found over the years that while it is easy to look your best (without much effort) when a woman is young, the challenge is keeping your looks and figure or maintaining them as you grow older. But a true blue MILF has to, well, be a mother too. This means she would have to have gone through the rigors of childbirth. Being an older woman without that does not qualify you to be labeled a MILF.

I remember some years back here in Singapore. A former Miss Singapore winner got married and took part in a Mrs Singapore competition two years later after getting hitched. She easily beat the other women who were considerably older and had children. Essentially, there was not much difference in how she appeared in the physical sense. So there was no need for her to work her body into shape.

But whether or not a MILF is up to being promiscuous, that is really up to her. In that sense, she is no different from any other woman who has such a lifestyle.

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVAL

Here is to date, one of the strangest group of keywords that someone used and got to Missus Singapore.


'Horny mature who likes to have sex in bus upstairs'

As you probably know by now, I'm taking the words as is, no editing and no changes. So let's look at this arrival.

'Horny' that's me. 'Mature' - that's arguable but for argument sake, let's just assume that's me too.

'Likes to have sex in bus upstairs' - well that needs some explaining.

I assume the 'upstairs'  is in reference to a double decker bus that we have a lot of in Singapore. I'm not exactly a fan of sex in the bus - upstairs or downstairs - unless it's a hired bus. Why would anyone want to have sex in the bus? Okay, maybe when I was much younger, I did but those were times when you could literally take a bus ride and have the whole back section to yourself.

I suppose when you are younger, horny as hell and no place to go, the rear of the bus will do. Hell, anywhere would do. But as you grow older (and wiser I like to think), you actually have some sense to get a room. Well, if you are fortunate enough to have your own place, even better.

Having said that, I'm still boggled by how such keywords end people up in my site. If you are the one to have used those words, please contact me. I'd really like to get into your thoughts.

Missus Singapore out!

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