'C' IS FOR COOKIE!

This is a cookie that I'm sure the beloved Cookie Monster would do good not to gobble, less he end up a Cookie Monsteress. According to the sender of this photo, this is a product that promises to increase a woman's breast size up to an F Cup!

What is not shocking is that such a product exists. What is shocking however - judging by sales figures released - is that some women tend to dig this.

Why waste your time with such a fictional idea. We all know that rubbing coconut oil on your breast three times a day and doing the funky chicken on your coffee table is the ONLY non-surgical way to increase your breast size.

Missus Singapore Out!

PS: Thanks Li Jie, from Hong Kong, for the photo.

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TITTUS GIGANTUS

Annie Hawkins, from Atlanta, Georgia in the US is a Guinness World Record Holder for having the world;s biggest natural breasts.

With a measurement of 70-48-52, she also owns the biggest known bra at 48V. Each breast weighs 28 pounds. And dig this! Since these measurements were taken in 1999, her breasts have grown - they are now 72ZZZ. But of course, she has also ballooned from 270 pounds to 345 pounds.

Her bra size was 48V. Each tit weighed 28 pounds and she weighed 270. Since then her tits have grown up to 72ZZZ and she tops the scale at 345 pounds.

Holding a Bachelor of Social Work from Jackson State University, Hawkins has appeared in several magazines and had her very own movie, with her breasts as the subject of attention, obviously.

MS: Well for all the guys who are obsessed with boobs, here's a chance to go knock yourself out if her tits don't knock you out first.

Missus Singapore out!

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SPILLING BOOBS

I made a new friend over the weekend. I was at a club with some friends and we had noticed this girl come in with two other friends of her own, a guy and another gal. Apparently, she was by herself as her friends seemed to be an item.

So she wore this really low-cut number. Firm curves all over, toned as hell and hypnotic boobs that can easily put you under its spell. I hated her already! To top matters off, she could really move on the dance floor.

Anyway, she was grooving to the beat when one of her stiletto's broke a heel. Moments later, she tripped and fell and one of her boobs spilled out.

Instead of some guy in shining armor come to her rescue and pick her up, flashes started flickering all over. The people all around her had stopped dancing, pulled out their cells and began frantically snapping photos of the helpless woman.

It was a scene that totally defined my outing and filled me and my two other girlfriends with disgust. Apparently, chivalry is dead and replaced by guys out for scandalous photos(all of those who took out their phones were men as far as we could see).

For a moment, I gathered it was a Singapore thing but panning across the lot, there were Caucasian and several African men in the mix! So it must be a man thing. Whatever it was, it was disgusting.

Yes, I know we all love (me included) a good tit-show but this was a woman who had experienced a misadventure - her tit-show was not planned.

So me and a girlfriend rushed to her because she was grabbing on to her injured ankle. The girl, a local Malay girl - we found out later her name was Lydia - was separated from her friends in the crowd. We lifted her up, helped her over to our table and bought her a drink and a bucket of ice.

We could see that as much as she was grateful to us, she was also surprised that fellow women had come to her rescue instead. She was, to put it mildly, rather cheesed off. We helped her find her friends who quickly thanked us and took her home. We are planning to meet for high-tea later this week.

One of my other girlfriends had suggested that she had worn the wrong type of dress for dancing, given her spilling boobs but her reply, which endeared her to us, was exactly the kind of thing we would say.

Lydia went, "It's my body and my boobs to show but it doesn't mean anyone can touch it. You need my permission first."

When we told her that she'd probably find her boobs somewhere online, her response, "If they asked me nicely, I would have posed for them in better lighting."

I'm always happy when I make a new friend but I must say, I love this woman!

Missus Singapore out!

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BOOB TYPES

Since we are on the subject of brasseries this week, I thought that this poster would be ideal to share with the fairer sex amongst you. Interestingly, I knew this British gal who used to wear - believe-or-not - water-bras. According to her it gave her perfect support and fitting because it just took to the contours of the natural shape of breasts.

And not that she needed to - she was a 36C - but with it on, you could give the impression it was a NATURAL cup or two bigger just by adding more water to it. And no she wasn't in entertainment or anything like that but an owner of a cleaning company.That was the first time I had ever heard of a water bra? Gosh do people really have so much time?

A friend of mine, well actually, an old colleague of mine had always seemed to have rather high sitting breasts. She wore sports bras all the time and only when we went on a holiday together and were showering did I notice why? Her tatas were so huge that I used to tease that they could knock out a hippo without any problem. She used to complain about never being able to find the right bra in Singapore, or in Asia for that matter. Well now, with the Internet, I'll bet that she dresses them up much better than in an unimaginative sports bra.

Another Singaporean girlfriend has a collection of bras from all over the world. Now how different could a bra from Japan be from a bra in Alaska, one might ask? Well, the structures and basic designs are the same but in terms of access, hooks, material and straps, I was really surprised how varied they really are. But seriously, collecting bras? I guess it's really no different from collecting wines.

Missus Singapore out!

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BOOB GAZE FOR A LONGER LIFE

Here is one interesting study that the men will simply love.

A 5-year study of 200 men found that those who indulge a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less stress and lower chance of heart disease compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who conducted the German study, wrote in New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risks of a stroke and heart attack by 50%. We believe that by doing so consistently, an average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years"

I can just see all the men telling their wives and girlfriends why they are online checking out boobs.

There should be a similar study done on women who gaze at big dicks. Chances are they will live longer too. But it may also prove that women who gaze at sub-average dicks will die younger.

Missus Singapore out!

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TIP OR TIT?

John from Indonesia - thanks for the zip file of cartoons you sent in. I admit I was a little hesitant to unzip it but after my viral scans revealed it was safe, what a delight I must say. 77 cartoons - do you collect them for a hobby? In any case, thank you so much and I definitely have lots to go on for the next few months at least.

This one is about a blonde who mistakes a tip for a tit. We are always so quick to poke fun at blondes but really, do you think they do it for real? I think they are just tapping on their reputations as blondes to garner the most fun they can possibly milk from it. By making 'mistakes' like this, they know they will ultimately be 'excused' but in reality, I gather they will be having the last laugh.

Missus Singapore out!

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