I had a real good laugh with this passage sent in by Lewis from Charlotte, Texas. Thank you. It made my Saturday.
MY DICK IS SO BIG......right now it's in the other room making us drinks.
...it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than yours.
...when I get a boner, it affects the tides.
...the head has only seen the balls in pictures.
...NASA has launched space probes to find the end.
...I could wear it as a tie, but I'm afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.
...popcorn now comes in "small", "medium", "large", and "my dick"
...I finally figured out a good use for a woman with a big mouth.
...you're standing on it.
...I need a blood transfusion to get fully erect.
...I was standing in Nebraska, and got a blow job in Alabama.
MY DICK IS SO tiny......I can wear a thimble for headgear.
...I put it on a hook and the fish threw it back.
...it has never been caught in a zipper.
...that my wife is still a virgin.
...that I have to masturbate with two fingers.
...that I can use a band-aid for a jock.
...that I can't tell when I have a hard on.
...that erectile dysfunction would be a blessing.
...that I have no fear of snapping turtles while swimming nude.
...that when I take Viagra my toes swell.
...that inchworms make me jealous.
Missus Singapore out!
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