PROGRESS I PRESUME

With regards to my 2010 resolutions that I posted around the same time last year, I have to report that to some extent, I actually succeeded.

Let's look back at some of them.

To cut down on late nights out - From 46 nights in 2009 to 27 nights - ACHIEVED!

To cut down on alcohol consumption - ACHIEVED! (Only was pissed drunk twice this year compared to uncountable times in 2009)

To have more sex - ACHIEVED! (Gone back up to 2007 figures i.e. over 100 times per year)

Learn new tricks/positions in bed - ACHIEVED! (I picked up six new positions but also got a lower back strain for my efforts!)

Meet more of my readers - FAILED! (Only met 19 of you - my target was 30)

Exercise more - FAILED! (Although I did more walking and cycling in 2010, overall, I did not reach my target.)

Cut down on shopping - ACHIEVED! (I spend a truck load less of money on pounding the shopping aisles)

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SEX RESOLUTION #2

#2 - Get out of the bedroom!

What I've found most liberating and enjoyable about sex is when there is spontaneity and the element of adventure. It spurs you on to push more boundaries. With the kids out to college for most of the day, it has given me more impetus to explore other areas of my home as sex sites. Thus, is the basis for another of my recommended sex resolutions for 2010.

The bedroom is often the place you have it out but when you change the environment, you find that you change a little too - the way you behave, the way you do it and ultimately, it brings out another side of you. While the bedroom is still great, outside the bedroom lies a host of unlikely props that you can use creatively in a variety of ways.

Somehow when you find yourself in a different environment, you get a little boost of boldness which leaves you wanting to be more adventurous. It's like you are in an out-of-bounds spot - just what you need to stir the Thelma and Louise in you.

I'm not proposing you head out to the nearest park and get laid on a bench - if you can find a clean one to begin with. But just think about spicing things up - if you want to make your sex life more exciting that is. You'll be surprised. It's usually the small things - the little adjustments that can make a big difference in your sex life.

It's like playing tennis with the same partner all the time in the same court. If you can't get another partner, hell at least find a different court to make things less predictable.

It's the same kind of excitement that runs through your blood vessels when you disappear from a friend's birthday party to have a quickie upstairs in a store-room with a guy you just met. It's about excitement and adventure.

Start things off with a sex sojourn outside the bedroom. Of course a hotel room is great but it's still essentially a bedroom. Besides your sex juices, you want to let your creative juices flow too - be inventive. No two chairs are built the same, foot stools provide great support for a doggy and if height requirements are met then table edges are ideal - to be taken frontal or from the rear. Have you ever had a standing doggy? You get the picture? Small adjustments as I mentioned.

Missus Singapore out!

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READERS' RESOLUTIONS

Look out for my sex resolution #2 - coming up next. In the meantime, here is a post in response to my recommended sex resolutions for 2010, I've received a host of emails and comments as a result. Here are some of the interesting ones.

1. Cathy, Singapore - Turn lesbian because I'm tired of telling men what to do and how to do it right! Women know what to do. (MS: Trust me not all lesbians know what they're doing. The best bet is to invest in some trustworthy vibrators. They never let you down.)

2. Mish, AS, W Malaysia - Screw my cheating boyfriend's best friend. (MS: Forget his best friend, screw this other woman.)

3. Eddie Cieder, Newark, NJ - Try to convince my wife that there are other ways to have sex besides me on top. (MS: Ever wonder if she might be thinking the same thing?)

4. Razor (not sure from where) - Experience a threesome for the first time. (MS: If your attempt fails, try using two hands to jerk off.)

5. Liz, Singapore - To stop fucking my colleagues. I need all my blood in my head at work. (MS: You really don't have to stop if they are idiots to begin with. Too much blood in the head will just get you all stressed up.)

6. Dell, Perth, Australia - Go skinny dipping in the Swan.(MS: You do know there are bull sharks in there, don't you?)

7. Nimal, K, India - Cheat less on my wife. (MS: How thoughtful!)

8. Frances, Canada - Stop hoping my husband gives it to me and be more pro-active in getting it. No more disappointment. (MS: Why did you even wait to tell him?)

9. Emily, Philly (not sure if its the Philippines or Philadelphia) - Tell my boyfriend that his dick is way too small to satisfy me. (MS: What ever happened to 'take you as you are'? It's more like take you if you are hung.)

10. Wankguy (not sure from where) - Get my girlfriend to swallow. First I have to convince her that no one gets knocked up if she swallows. (MS: Where is she from? Mypos?)

Missus Singapore out!

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