DON'T TRY THIS

Yes, you are basking in the affirmation of your manhood now that the missus has been knocked up. But if you ever want to have sex again, let alone take another breadth, here's a list of things you ought not even think of whispering when baby is in the oven.

10. I finished the Oreo's.
9. I sure hope your thighs are not going to stay that flabby forever.
8. I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
7. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
6. You're awfully puffy looking today.
5. Got milk?
4. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary Sheila.
3. You think they can induce labour. June is World Cup month.
2. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
1. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.

So while congratulations are almost upon you, stay safe and stay alive.

Missus Singapore out!

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OCTOMOM SOLUTION FOR SINGAPORE

Judging by the recent release of fertility figures, Singaporeans are heading for extinction! Drastic measures call for drastic solutions and we may have to seriously consider going the way of the infamous Octomom, who has 14 children in all.

Forget about the welfare of the children, just get the numbers up and worry about the consequences later. Throw the Singapore book of caution out the window and let's get the women laid and knocked up!

She may have her critics but what can be done now? We can all feel regret and pity for her kids but who are we to judge or decide how many children she can have. We are all gatekeepers to our own life's journey and if she wants to take that road, it's hers to deal with at some point later. To any degree, I don't agree with what she has done, just to put the record straight.

Anyway, check out this week's video about her.

Missus Singapore out!

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BABY-FRIENDLY BEER

Thank you Jamie for this ad. Why didn't they have such beer when I was expecting? But to be honest, beer never appealed to me when I was younger. I'd rather go for the alcoholic cocktails - the dainty stuff. At most it was a light beer for me. Nowadays, I find myself drinking more beer and trying out all the little unknown brands.

Of course it helps that the significant other is a hobbyist beer historian of sorts. I always liked the rugged sort but I just had to have one extreme of it - sports and beer lover is one thing but to be obsessed with it, that's a new ball game! See what I mean, it's even entering my mind.

Missus Singapore out!

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