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Selasa, 12 April 2011

WANK WARNING

I had a good laugh when I received this a few days back. It was sent by a 23-year old guy DJake, from Belgium, who somehow, also found it necessary to send me a photo of his tasty schlong. Tasty because it had a generous spread of whipped cream all over it.

According to him, his girlfriend got him to do it sometime back.

Hmmm....Now when a girl ask to do that, it could mean one of two things. She either likes to kill two birds with one suck (I mean stone) - have oral sex and a snack at the same time, or she is trying to add some taste to a tasty main course. Go figure.

Anyway, thanks for the photos. By any chance were you from the same University?

Missus Singapore out!

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Sabtu, 30 Oktober 2010

DILDO VS BANANA

Thanks James from Canada for this hilarious cartoon. I had a good laugh. He sent it in after reading about the starter dildo post a week back.

Incidentally, its a good message that food should be EATEN and not played with. Besides, it does get rather messy. My friend who has a reputation for playing with her food would beg to differ though. But I really can't say if I'm stranded on a deserted island with only banana trees. Who knows?


Missus Singapore out!

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Kamis, 28 Oktober 2010

HEADLINE NEWS

Woman Allegedly Masturbated to Porn While Driving

ELMWOOD PLACE, Ohio - An Ohio woman was allegedly caught masturbating and watching porn while driving. Colondra Hamilton, 36, was sitting with her pants unzipped and had a sex toy in her lap when an officer pulled her over for having illegally-tinted windows, according to a Cincinnati report.

During the Aug. 15 incident, Hamilton allegedly told police she was using the toy while watching a pornographic video on her passenger's laptop computer. Hamilton is charged with driving with inappropriate alertness.

MS: Considering how coming can really make some women lose all sense of space and time, this is really dumb. I'm not sure what prompted her to do it while she was driving. I mean could have stopped at the side of the road or a deserted place for a short while couldn't she? I've been super horny before but its not like when you need to visit the little ladies room. But in truth, I suppose this is still classified as a DUI - Driving Under Inappropriacy

Missus Singapore out!

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Kamis, 05 Agustus 2010

LET'S DO MUTUAL

I read quite often how mutual masturbation is deemed as a useful way to build the intimacy between couples. If your sex lives have hit a wall, perhaps it can be helpful to jump-start it. Or if you are just off the mark with your sexual journey, I'll say fine.

To some extent, I agree. Well, for one, its safe. Secondly, its quite an experience to sit back a little and watch how a guy gets off by himself (not that I don't know!) and vice versa. Thirdly,...well there is no other reason for me.

These days, the thought of mutual masturbation translates as a wasted opportunity to get something hard where it matters. Maybe I'm just too impatient but really. A hard tool, strategic dampness and hormones all over the darn place - are you kidding me?

Some guys have expressed their desire wanting to watch me masturbate? Now again, that defeats the whole purpose of it, doesn't it. You masturbate when there's no other alternative and you want to do it in privacy, thank you very much. If a man wants to meet me just to watch me, well he can - for a fee and through a peep hole!

Missus Singapore out!

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Jumat, 04 Juni 2010

A COMPLIMENT NOT SUBSTITUTE

Many men write in expressing their concerns after they discover that their significant other is still good friends with their vibrators. Despite the fact that they can now get a regular fix of sexual intimacy with them, it rattles them somewhat when they find out they still masturbate.

Well, it is normal guys. What is not is if she would rather masturbate than have sex with you. But here is some food for thought that would put your male egos at ease.

A 2009 American study found that women who use vibrators are more likely to report higher levels of desire, arousal, lubrication and orgasm compared to those who don't.

But even without the study, any women would tell you that. It's like getting the motor ready for the big one. Yes vibrators are great companions on those lonely nights but they are also great at sending blood to the right areas before sex.

The challenge for women is how to stop themselves from coming by masturbation because once you get it going, it's hard to stop yourself from going all the way.

For myself, it really works wonders too. I find myself wilder, more daring and willing to dive into sexual adventure.

So if she does it, think that she is doing it for something bigger. See it as a compliment to your sexual relations and not a substitute for you.

Your job however, is to deliver the goods. Otherwise, you will lose the battle with her vibrator. One way to know you are facing an uphill battle to overthrow the vibrator is when she has given it a name.

With my ex many years ago, not only did I have several dildos but named them all until I totally forgot what the hell his name was.

Missus Singapore out!

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Minggu, 30 Mei 2010

COIN-SIZED VIBRATOR

This is claimed to be the smallest vibrator ever known - the size of a coin. All you need to do really is click a switch and slip it it. I don't know about other women but slipping something so small in down there does not make me feel comfortable.

I mean who knows what might happen in all the excitement - and it apparently boasts one powerful motor. It might get lost and who knows where it might get lodged.

My preferences for vibrators are two fold - the clit stimulators and motor-run dildos. If I had to choose, I suppose I'd prefer one that I can feel inside me ala a real tool.

I just love the added stimulation when the grooves of a dildo rub against the inside walls. Not that it adds to the intensity of the orgasm or that it helps me to cum faster but it's just the feel of it. But that's just me.

Anyway, like all techno gadgets these days, they just keep getting smaller and smaller. Anyone know of an application that turns the iPhone into a vibrator. I'm sure if it's not already out there, someone is working on it as we speak.

Missus Singapore out!

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