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Rabu, 06 April 2011

MARRIAGE HUMOR

I just received this a few days back and I thought I'd share it with all my married readers out there. It was sent by anonymous.

Marriage Joke 1
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always

Marriage Joke 2
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.

Marriage Joke 3
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom.
He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself.
In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy.
In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.

Marriage Joke 4
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”

Marriage Joke 5
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.

Marriage Joke 5
Marriage is a three ring circus: – Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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Sabtu, 19 Maret 2011

GUY TALK

I was waiting for a friend yesterday at a cafe in town and overheard (okay eavesdropping maybe) two guys talking. It was an interesting conversation that I also found rather amusing. Apparently one was a single and his friend was married. The single guy seemed a little older.

So anyway, they were talking about their respective partners.

The single guys said, "I must take my hat off to you man, you really got the balls to get married."

Married guy, "Yeah that was what I thought when I decided to make the commitment but after I got married, it was like it was all for nothing because my wife soon made sure she cut my balls off. Getting married is like agreeing to cut your balls permanently."

Single guy, "Really? Can't be that bad. You look so happy together."

Married guy, "Well you want to feel it? My balls are gone. At least you are still single and got your balls intact."

Just at that moment, the single guy's girlfriend walked up and said, "I thought you said you were going to have a coffee."

I just couldn't help it but turned to see that they were having a couple of beers. At that point, he whispered to his married friend sheepishly, "I'll call you." And then he went after his girlfriend pleading, 'Honey, wait for me, I can explain."

So apparently, married or not, it makes no difference. Women rule the men. It left me with a smile on my face. 

Missus Singapore out!

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