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Senin, 26 April 2010

KEEP IT DOWN BOY!

Here's a novel gadget that every woman in a relationship with a man should own. It's more useful than an iPhone, even though unlike the iPhone's 50,000 aps, this one only has one.

I think it was designed in response to the chastity belt for women in old Elizabethan times.

It's called the anti-erection device and it's about to experience a revival or sorts. I heard its demand is so high that 7-11 has captured the rights to sell this at their stores worldwide.

I know men will be going ouch! at the sight of this but think of it this way, at least it's less painful than getting whacked on your erect tool with a cane, which is now quite often the case.

Missus Singapore out!

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Selasa, 16 Februari 2010

STONE DICK

Maria from SF, California sent me nice photo through email of this stone statue of a man with a humongous dick. She found it strange that the guy in the photo was actually willing to place his hands on the dick!

Well, we don't know the true story behind it but it could be that by touching it, magical powers will depict that the man will soon have a dick as impressive.

I suppose as you mature, you start to realise that size, while always good to have, is not the best thing to have in your man. A woman's magazine in the US recently did a survey that I fully concur with. 73% of the women surveyed (aged 35-50) actually said that they would choose a dick that stays hard more than a long dick that fights hard to stay erect.

I knew this guy Raj once and it was really long. I mean it went down to his thighs when it was flaccid but it took like forever to get fully erect. Impressive as it was, it hardly stayed that way long enough. Moreover, when it did get hard, he would get all pale in the face.

I think the young gals are really missing out on the group of men that will really perform better in bed - the older ones I mean. Somehow, they just are able to pace themselves and control things better than those young guys who tend to be very impatient to get it over and done with.

In my experience, the guys in their 20s are most culpable for not taking time to please their women enough. It's like they have to get somewhere really quick. So take your time and enjoy the journey.

Missus Singapore out!

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