ERECTION CHART

This chart was sent in by one of my readers Louise, who is a single mother from Sydney. She admits to having several lovers to 'keep her motors running'.

With her busy schedule, she jokes that she has no time to waste with guys who just struggle to get a decent hard-on. So to make things easier, she intends to make use of this chart that she stumbled upon online.

I might just follow and use this myself seeing that hard-ons, I mean really throbbing, vein-popping ones are hard to come by these days.

Missus Singapore out!

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CELEBRIDICKS

I really love this! It was sent in by a gal-pal whom I got to know from my blog. Eileen is a regular reader from Nebraska, US. Thanks so much.

It does make you wonder if a guy's dick reflects his personality. Actually, I don't think so because thinking back, eons ago, there was this really hairless guy. Except for his head of hair, he had none elsewhere. His armpits and chest were bare and he had no leg or arm hair.

But by gosh! You had to have a map to navigate through the thick dense forest he had going down there. And this even though he had a decently-sized dick.

Those were the days when pubic hair was the in-thing. Thank god most people subscribe to thinning or shaving these days.

Missus Singapore out!

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THE SENSITIVE MALE

No no! I'm not talking about the new age kinda guy but the ones (thankfully not many!) who wear an extremely sensitive dick. While its true that the region on and around the dickhead is a sensitive part of a man, I have had the unfortunate encounter with two men who scream at being so much as touched on their dicks.

I'll admit many women are sensitive around their privates too but there are ways to work around it. But these guys, wanna play and yet complain intermittently about what a woman should not do - don't rub it too hard, don't suck it too hard, don't lick it too hard!

A number of girlfriends have also encountered such men and one even went so much to say that she'd rather read a book than have sex with such a guy. She does make a good point.

Now, how sensitive are we talking about? Well forget rubbing. Forget licking and don't even, I mean don't even think about going down on him with a mouthjob! If you do, he will claim all sorts of things.

My friend Marianne shares, "Their most famous line is 'Don't get your teeth on my dick!'"

"Like I use my teeth. For heaven's sake, I've been sucking dick a lot longer than he has been fucking!" She says about one of her much younger lovers.

If guys cannot take it, they should do either of two things. Forget sex period and head to the monastery or get a penile desensitizer. I remember a guy who used it once and it worked wonders for him - not just that I was able to suck him to hell and back but he was also able to hold off from cumming for a significantly longer time.

Get a good quality one with a reputable brand from a pharmacy. There are even those that have a glorious taste to it - Champagne I think it was that he used.

I mean women go through a lot of trouble to satisfy a man so it is only fair that he goes as far to find ways to increase the pleasure both ways.

Missus Singapore out!

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MISSUS SINGAPORE ON THE RADAR

Some exciting news! Okay, at least for me it is. For the first time since Missus Singapore was launched (back in 2006), the most common search words that landed new visitors to the site did not include words like 'Singapore porn' and 'Singapore Milf'.

For the last month, the most common search was actually - ready for this? - 'MISSUS SINGAPORE'!

Visitors actually searched for me specifically. To me that is a big signal that I'm beginning to shake the leaves a little in this Internet forest. It was really a pleasant surprise.

On another note, I'll be featuring a new guest really soon on 'Missus Singapore gets intimate with'. This time it's a local guy who has a 9.5 inch dick! You better believe it because I now do after doing some 'investigative' reporting that had me go down to the root of the issue with measuring tape and all!

It was a blast interviewing him and we had lots of fun and laughs, among other things. The pros and cons of being well hung! Watch out for it.

In the mean time, have a super Saturday.

Missus Singapore out!

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A BOUQUET OF DICKS

Thanks so much for all your emails and well wishes! I've been overwhelmed and deeply touched.

When you start a blog, you always set off doing it for what you believe in (most of the time at least). Then, the novelty and enthusiasm withers a little. It doesn't help that problems with blogger put me off for almost nine months!

However, after sometime, you really start to wonder if anyone really reads it. I certainly did.

Over the years, I've come to realise and appreciate that there is actually a group out there who visit MS on a regular basis - seeing from the emails, jokes, photos and confessions that I've received. In fact, on closer observation, it was heartening to find out that some have followed MS from Day 1.

Fred from California is one of them. It was he who sent in this lovely bouquet to wish me the best. Fred, thanks so much and you really know the type of bouquet that I love.

I'm sure for many women, this is the kind of bouquet they would certainly accept with open legs, I meant mouths. Sorry - hands. Okay, okay...arms!

Missus Singapore out!

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KEEP IT DOWN BOY!

Here's a novel gadget that every woman in a relationship with a man should own. It's more useful than an iPhone, even though unlike the iPhone's 50,000 aps, this one only has one.

I think it was designed in response to the chastity belt for women in old Elizabethan times.

It's called the anti-erection device and it's about to experience a revival or sorts. I heard its demand is so high that 7-11 has captured the rights to sell this at their stores worldwide.

I know men will be going ouch! at the sight of this but think of it this way, at least it's less painful than getting whacked on your erect tool with a cane, which is now quite often the case.

Missus Singapore out!

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