SPERM SUCKERED

I just love this illustration. Got me giggling for most of the day yesterday. Thanks Howard and good to know your wife is giving you time off to watch the NBA Playoffs. By any chance, did you sweeten the deal with her?

Missus Singapore out!

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TASTY CHICKEN

Jean Teo from Malaysia, sent this cartoon in last week. It made my day and hope it will leave a smile on your faces this weekend.

Missus Singapore out!

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DEATH OF AN ARTIST

Thanks Eddy for this hilarious cartoon. I love the videos he sent too but unfortunately, I won't be posting it since it is rather explicit.

Eddy from Cleveland shares that he has 'possibly the biggest collection of playboy magazines'. He insists that he collects them for the interviews. Yeah right. So why don't you just cut them out. Thanks for taking the time to send this to me.

Missus Singapore out!

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THE 'YOUNGER' WOMAN

Thanks Eddie for this funny strip. Well I guess age is relative really.

But seriously, with the obsession for MILFS these days, we can only hope that it doesn't die down anytime soon.

I know for a fact that as the years catch up with me, I'll give the pubs a miss and you just might find me hanging around aged homes a lot more.

Missus Singapore out!

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101 REASONS TO...

Thanks James for this strip. I remember seeing it somewhere before but it's worth the post.

James is a reader since the early days and although I met him several times before, he has since moved back to his hometown in Chicago. And he reports that he is now the proud father of his first child! Congratulations but I do hope what is portrayed in the cartoon is not a part of your present marriage.

Missus Singapore out!

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TONGUE SAFETY

Here is a funny strip sent in my Jeannie from Singapore. And yes, I remember you from Balaclava. How could I ever forget you!

There were a few guys I knew who had extremely long tongues however and it's really a different sensation but I only wish they knew how to make better use of it.

While it's obvious where the guy in the cartoon is gonna place it, it is however not obvious to them. Try stopping yourself from laughing when they probe the insides of your ears!!

Missus Singapore out!

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THROUGH THE DICKSCOPE

Thanks Harry from Singapore for this cartoon in response to my post yesterday of the dick poll results. I have to say besides giving me a big chuckle, it also had me thinking about the fat guys I had been with before.

I know its commonplace to hear that if a guy wants to appear bigger, he should lose weight as one of the first steps. In most ways, I agree but I've met some overweight men, with enourmous and muscular dicks too. It sounds like an oxymoron really but I certainly have see it with my own eyes.

This guys I met many years ago was then a young man - lean and mean. But seven or eight years later, after he got married, he showed up looking three times the size as he was before. But thankfully, he still had his manhood intact to my delight.

Having said that, it is true with most men, the more weight you lose from your belly, the bigger it appears. Size is another thing but it's all about proportions and visual senses isn't it. However, if I really met a man who had to use a periscope to find out what his tool is up to, I'd rather have a root-canal done, thank you very much!

Missus Singapore out!

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SNOWMAN INDISCRETION

Thanks Charlie for this cartoon strip. I know some people who do love to do that. My body however, does not agree with the cold climate. I've experienced snow in Europe before and while it was a novelty at first, it really is not funny after six days of continuous snowing.

By the way, I will get back to more substantial material once the season is over. Coming home slightly tipsy each night makes it really hard to get my thoughts in order. Hope you guys are partying as hard as I am. Merry Christmas.

Missus Singapore out!

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ET PHONE SEX

Thanks Jeffrey Tutrino from Indonesia, for this funny little strip. On the subject of phone sex, isn't it just is so much easier these days with hands-free.

With two hands able to do all sorts of things towards the DIY cause, you won't face the prospect of dropping the phone at the most critical moments and fumble for it. Those of us old enough will know how that would be the ultimate wet blanket.

But seriously, phone sex is just not my thing. It never has been and unless they develop a dildo-in-a-phone, I don't expect it will ever be my thing.

Missus Singapore out!

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UNDERNEATH YOUR SHELL

Here is a cartoon strip submitted by Bernardine from Ontario in response to a recent post (Caught in the Act). I like this one.

Bernardine is a 26-year old nurse who was married for two years before she was caught cheating on her husband with a colleague - another female nurse!

Interestingly she wrote in her email, "Ann was a friend from college whom my husband knew. We both discovered we were bisexual and decided to explore further. On that very first time that we decided to get down on each other, my husband who had decided to return some old LPs to Ann's brother (they were college buddies too), had to find out about it.

Anyway, long story short, he wanted to peek on Ann to say Hi and had a rude shock of his life. We actually prompted him to join us but instead he took offence to what we were doing. It had affected his ego big time. On retrospect, I was wrong to do what I did but trust me neither of us planned for this.

MS: What a dud! Imagine the fun he could have had. I know for a fact my significant other is ecstatic that I am bisexual and have occasionally brought home several of them to play with. Invariably, he joins in the fun - most of the time at least.

Missus Singapore out! 

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FRIEND OF THE AGED

As we grow older, the mirror can be our biggest enemy or if we have a wild imagination and failing eye-sight, our best friend. Thanks Al for these cartoons you sent in and for the kind words of encouragement.

I try my best to live everyday looking my best. Some days, it's hard but we need to keep to it. It's very much like exercising and in some ways, blogging. The moment you take a break, it gets harder to get back to it.

It's not easy blogging everyday but that was one of my New Year's Resolution for this year. So I'm really trying my best to keep to it. But it's always easier when someone like you writes in to say the things you do.

Missus Singapore out!

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DISCRETELY IN THE MAIL

I've never purchased sex toys online before but since I started this blog, I've received quite a bit of such toys and related products to review. All along, they have been very discretely sent but this one time, they sent me a dildo set.

I was horrified when it arrived as I saw the delivery guy standing outside my door with a cheeky grin on his face holding what appeared to be an unwrapped box which showed its contents. All it had was a delivery sticker pasted on its side. It was however well taped up.

I'm not sure how they do things in China - which was where it came from - but it certainly was not something I was comfortable sampling. I'm just thinking how did it ever get through the mail?

Anyway, I decided to share this with you when I received this funny cartoon from Colin78 from New Zealand.

Missus Singapore out!

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CHICK TALES

Here are some chicken tales which should put a new spin on how you view them. Enjoy these two amusing cartoons sent in by Laily from Jakarta, Indonesia. Now we know who came first and what the meat market really means!

 

She is a reader and has sent in numerous materials, which she pointed out! Thanks so much and I will try to use them as and when I can. Bear with me.


Missus Singapore out!

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GO DOWN ON HIM

In line with what a recent reader wrote in to say, here is a cartoon that describes what she and some women I know use blows for. It's either in exchange for something or to lessen the blow of doing something wrong.

For me, a blow is sacred. It's an art form. It's a pleasure and perhaps even a hobby. You can never practice enough. And practice means exposing yourself to different subjects. The key is flexibility in your approach.

Missus Singapore out!

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BULLS WILL BE BULLS

Like boys, when bulls get together, you can always expect philosophical conversations. It comes with the territory I guess.

I've been to several strip clubs in Europe and the US and I have to admit that while the clubs for women (male strippers) are more rowdy and entertaining, the strip clubs with female strippers are a little disappointing. Of course I am making my comparisons with the clubs in Thailand and one unbelievable one in the Philippines. Super entertainment!

Missus Singapore out!

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PASSENGERS IN TROUBLE

I was on the MRT the other evening and it wasn't terribly crowded but most of the seats were taken. Sometime during the journey, this young couple came on and sat down beside me. I could see from the reflection in the glass window that they obviously needed a room.

Anyway, I didn't bother about it. After all it's the 21st Century and couples are free to do what they want. So being really tired from a long day, I decided to close my eyes but this guy's elbow kept nudging into me. He did it once, I moved. Usually a third time would get me going but I was tired and his bony elbow was hurting me somewhat. So I just let go, "Excuse me but can you please stop nudging into me."

They both stopped what they were doing and almost fell off their seats in shock. I didn't expect their reaction to be honest.

The girl turned to the guy and asked him "Why do you want to touch her? I'm not good enough for you is it?"

He kept quite but she continued ranting even while they were leaving the train. I was amused. One moment, this was a couple who simply couldn't get their hands off each other and now, because of me, they were having a heated argument.

Amazing how love can turn a corner so quickly.

Missus Singapore out!

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YOG COMES TO SINGAPORE

In case you didn't know, Singapore is currently playing host to the first ever Youth Olympic Games.

But so as not to ignore us oldies who are still active in other ways, here is a cartoon sent in by Jeff from Norway. Apparently sports is a little different up North - but definitely more interesting.  It's great isn't it? Everyone can participate and you don't just need to be a good jumper too. I wouldn't mind being the opener!

Missus Singapore out!

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OPEN SETTLEMENT

Thanks James for this great cartoon. I wish the world would a place like this where people jump at the opportunity to make love instead of finding a reason for conflict. If only we can make peace with each other and settle things without going to court? What a beautiful world this would be!

Missus Singapore out!

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MEETING OFFLINE

There are just too many swinger websites these days and while the technology has enabled a myriad of new facilities which make it so easy to meet up, one thing remains - the proliferating deceit that comes with it.

I don't know if its an unwritten law working here, one that states "When posting a profile online, always state anything you want and like provided they are not true. This will inevitably boost your profile and you will be assured of more hits and ultimately garner more opportunities to meet new people looking for the same."

The problem is when you do meet, the shit will hit the fan. This cartoon sent in by Karen depicts what usually does happen.

The best way to avoid this scenario is to not put your expectations up too high because often enough, what you read about a person at such sites, is normally far from what you will get.

Missus Singapore out!

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CELEBRIDICKS

I really love this! It was sent in by a gal-pal whom I got to know from my blog. Eileen is a regular reader from Nebraska, US. Thanks so much.

It does make you wonder if a guy's dick reflects his personality. Actually, I don't think so because thinking back, eons ago, there was this really hairless guy. Except for his head of hair, he had none elsewhere. His armpits and chest were bare and he had no leg or arm hair.

But by gosh! You had to have a map to navigate through the thick dense forest he had going down there. And this even though he had a decently-sized dick.

Those were the days when pubic hair was the in-thing. Thank god most people subscribe to thinning or shaving these days.

Missus Singapore out!

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