THE FAKE AND THE BEAUTIFUL

Early in the millennium, I did an article for a local women's magazine on breast augmentation procedures. In the process, I got to see several women who had their breasts enlarged and it didn't really appeal to me because it was rather obvious.

How things have changed. Although you can still spot a fake pair of breasts, I have to admit that its getting less obvious. According to one plastic surgeon I spoke to, techniques have improved but he puts it down to the quality of implants available these days.

The procedures are apparently safer, faster with less downtime and more realistic results. Also, the prices have come down considerably. Still, I'm not really keen at looking to enlarge my tatas anytime soon. Maybe in the future I might consider firming but implants, well I don't think so.

Anyway, enjoy this week's video sent in my Tinlamp23, from California. He is a 44-year old jewelry salesman who is a regular visitor to Missus Singapore. Thanks so much Tinlamp23 and I envy your wife on birthdays and Christmas.

Missus Singapore out!

Read more »

'C' IS FOR COOKIE!

This is a cookie that I'm sure the beloved Cookie Monster would do good not to gobble, less he end up a Cookie Monsteress. According to the sender of this photo, this is a product that promises to increase a woman's breast size up to an F Cup!

What is not shocking is that such a product exists. What is shocking however - judging by sales figures released - is that some women tend to dig this.

Why waste your time with such a fictional idea. We all know that rubbing coconut oil on your breast three times a day and doing the funky chicken on your coffee table is the ONLY non-surgical way to increase your breast size.

Missus Singapore Out!

PS: Thanks Li Jie, from Hong Kong, for the photo.

Read more »

TITTUS GIGANTUS

Annie Hawkins, from Atlanta, Georgia in the US is a Guinness World Record Holder for having the world;s biggest natural breasts.

With a measurement of 70-48-52, she also owns the biggest known bra at 48V. Each breast weighs 28 pounds. And dig this! Since these measurements were taken in 1999, her breasts have grown - they are now 72ZZZ. But of course, she has also ballooned from 270 pounds to 345 pounds.

Her bra size was 48V. Each tit weighed 28 pounds and she weighed 270. Since then her tits have grown up to 72ZZZ and she tops the scale at 345 pounds.

Holding a Bachelor of Social Work from Jackson State University, Hawkins has appeared in several magazines and had her very own movie, with her breasts as the subject of attention, obviously.

MS: Well for all the guys who are obsessed with boobs, here's a chance to go knock yourself out if her tits don't knock you out first.

Missus Singapore out!

Read more »

BOOB TYPES

Since we are on the subject of brasseries this week, I thought that this poster would be ideal to share with the fairer sex amongst you. Interestingly, I knew this British gal who used to wear - believe-or-not - water-bras. According to her it gave her perfect support and fitting because it just took to the contours of the natural shape of breasts.

And not that she needed to - she was a 36C - but with it on, you could give the impression it was a NATURAL cup or two bigger just by adding more water to it. And no she wasn't in entertainment or anything like that but an owner of a cleaning company.That was the first time I had ever heard of a water bra? Gosh do people really have so much time?

A friend of mine, well actually, an old colleague of mine had always seemed to have rather high sitting breasts. She wore sports bras all the time and only when we went on a holiday together and were showering did I notice why? Her tatas were so huge that I used to tease that they could knock out a hippo without any problem. She used to complain about never being able to find the right bra in Singapore, or in Asia for that matter. Well now, with the Internet, I'll bet that she dresses them up much better than in an unimaginative sports bra.

Another Singaporean girlfriend has a collection of bras from all over the world. Now how different could a bra from Japan be from a bra in Alaska, one might ask? Well, the structures and basic designs are the same but in terms of access, hooks, material and straps, I was really surprised how varied they really are. But seriously, collecting bras? I guess it's really no different from collecting wines.

Missus Singapore out!

Read more »

THE PERFECT BRA

Check out this week's video of the week. It's about how to do subtle research when it comes to helping a woman find a perfect bra. I have a friend who used to work as a brasserie sales assistant. She is still with the company but has risen to management level but boy has she lots of stories to tell. I'll probably try to feature her in 'Missus Singapore gets intimate with' at some stage.

It's amazing how many women actually don't use the perfect bra that fits them properly. I'm was probably guilty of it before but have since got help fitting them. I suppose sales assistants here are better trained than before. But seriously, if you really want to keep them properly supported for the long-run, its best you pay for quality over the two-for-$10 bargains. Along with upper-body work outs and a properly fitting bra for good support, you'll have them propped for performance and display.

Have a great week ahead you all!

Missus Singapore out!

Read more »

BOOB GAZE FOR A LONGER LIFE

Here is one interesting study that the men will simply love.

A 5-year study of 200 men found that those who indulge a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less stress and lower chance of heart disease compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who conducted the German study, wrote in New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risks of a stroke and heart attack by 50%. We believe that by doing so consistently, an average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years"

I can just see all the men telling their wives and girlfriends why they are online checking out boobs.

There should be a similar study done on women who gaze at big dicks. Chances are they will live longer too. But it may also prove that women who gaze at sub-average dicks will die younger.

Missus Singapore out!

Read more »